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[2004-10-09 22:09:57 +0000 UTC]
"Eli"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 59; Deviations: 55; Watchers: 21
Watching: 80; Pageviews: 5938; Comments Made: 674; Friends: 80
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Salvidor daliFavorite movies: pulp fiction, dawnnie darco, pi(the symbol)...and a ton of other ones im too lazy to list
Favorite bands / musical artists: Eels, beck, coldplay, brighteyes, cat stevens
Favorite games: ff6 or ff7...they both rock!...halo 2 is pretty sweet also
Favorite gaming platform: ps2/xbox
Tools of the Trade: photoshop 7, wacom tablet, canon powershot sd220
Other Interests: Girls!, music, art(duh), snowboarding, running, pole-vaulting, and surfing the web
# About me
Current Residence: MinnesotaFavourite genre of music: alternative, punk, rock, and some techno(the cool techno)
Favourite style of art: trendified comicbook i guess
Operating System: Mac
MP3 player of choice: ipod i guess....
Favourite cartoon character: twisp and catsby from www.penny-arcade.com(hell yeah!)
Personal Quote: "A heart of stone can still be broken...broken by the evil pickaxes of fate!"-me
# Comments
Comments: 84
Your work has been featured in #BandGeeks monthly newsletter! [link]
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Eli we need to hang out sometime. I haven't seen you all summer. We should see a movie (I could get you in for free!!!!!)
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hey, nice gallery. thanks for your visit and fav.
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Thanks Eli for telling my mom about the WACOM tablet, it's sooooooooooooooo cool! There should be a deviation coming up soon where I used it and the paint program it came with.
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yeah, for being 17 your pretty good at the photography thing as well.
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I came random to this gallery and i must say you have a very nice gallery! Keep your works up!
Really nice, i like your style!
When you gotta time you can look in my gallery 
Just keep it up, I want see more of pics like this
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Eli you have disappeared....where have you gone?
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England and back...and ive been at someones house pretty much every day, sorry about the delay here...
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that delay will cost you your life.....or something else. I don't think I could kill you. Your pants are too unabsorbant. (word?)
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hey eli... this is sara... white.... cough*... yea, so i have a really bad site.... but deviant is mainly just for me to look at others artworks... i enjoy it... so don't make fun of me too much... but to the real reason i'm commenting...
you are so awesome what with pictures and all... good job... now marry me
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What IS up, Eli? wtf...I get active again and you just bail... *sniff*
That hurts man, it really hurts.
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well, i'm glad you guys are fine. it's scary how a lot of people that were at kim's house are getting into accidents or something else. I didn't even play and something happened to me.....*shrugs*
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I'm hoping you read this. Sara told me about what happened to you and nick. You flipped your car? How did that happen?!
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we didnt "Flip" our car, we spun out and went into a 30 or so foot ditch. It happened when i was driving up a gravel hill, i came to the top and this deer runs out, i swerved a bunch and lost control. Anyways, we were lucky, the car didnt roll and we were both fine. The car is fine too, it just had to be towed out and now it runs fine.
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Are we still on for tonight? *nudge nudge* haha. Actually...I think Kim is having a movie night after marching band...you should go.
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o_o I think I am in love with you. o_o
... and I'm not entirely sure why, but I think we have the same sense of humour.
Wonderful gallery. You are so watched.
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thanks for the add and fave :3
your spoons and forks are super cool
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thanks for the comment on my page
you got a very nice and spiffy gallery ^_^
your pics and digital art are cool beans
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Eli, you should give me a call and we can hang out after you're done with MB camp.
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okay...now I feel stupid...new comments are at the top...didn't realize that....*blushes*
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Eli, I found you! You know, I submitted a "devious thought" to you earlier and it didn't show up. I'm angry, it was well thought out and it didn't even work. Anyway, I should totally give you my box of plastic utensils, it even includes sporks. The best of all plastic utensils. Enough of that, I'm off to submit more of my own so all the lovely people can enjoy them.
-Amber
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Eli! I have found you. (we'll just ignore the fact that you wrote down your deviant). I stole a spoon today and I have a whole box full at home. I can lend you a spoon.....and for some reason, that seems really dirty to me. Yes, so now you must come to my deviant you sexy thing. (I stole that from my yearbook, i'm returning the "compliment.)
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aw sweet... a uhhh...orange...thanks!
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WHAT THE CRAP! AUSTIN'S A RETARD... w/e....
hey hun, just stopping by... haha, DONT ask but i was listening to Blink 182 and it made me think of you... pssh, i dunno...
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haha, thanks for stopping by, that was nice of you 
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dont go to 's page, she is a dork.....no kaarins cool, thanks for visiting my gallery.
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WOOHOO!! the big 500! thanks
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ahoy, why aren't you on AIM?!
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bah, sorry i didnt read this message for awhile and now i just did but i must have just missed you
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I'm a tricky little devil.
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Cool style, very original! Thanks for the fave. x3
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thanks! and you are most welcome by the way
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Uhhh, excuse me, but do i [sic] even know you? and yes i [sic] was kidding about the comment i [sic] made on justducky's journal. If you actualy [sic] think that im [sic] going to go get naked, beat-up a guy and take his wallet, you must be pretty naive... As for the whole accademic [sic] potential thing, how can you possibly say that? For all you know i [sic] could be enroled [sic] in a program through the University where i [sic] take multivariable calculus and beyond my sophomore [sic] year in HIGHSCHOOL... [sic] which for your information is true. Maybe the next time you start flamming [sic] someone who was just trying to make a joke you sould [sic] find some justifiable basis to critizise [sic] them on instead of making up random crap to satisfy whatever urge it is that caused you to be spitful [sic] to someone trying to have a good time... - ~somethingmorbid
"yes, [sic] aside from the constant shaking and dislexia [sic] (sp?) not to mention my rather messed up almost split personality...i [sic] guess i [sic] am sortof [sic] normal..." - Krumholz, E (2005)
Eli, Eli, Eli... you disappoint me. I attempted to extend you courtesy and respect like an adult, but you just couldn't leave it alone. Poor ~justducky even purged her DA journal entries to erase the ugliness of that which you chose to bring forth. I think a better question in this matter is do you, Eli, know me?
The answer is no. Yet, you felt it necessary to jump all over and flame a commentary I made in a charitable attempt to assist ~justducky with a topic model for school. Your actions were both ill-mannered and unprovoked. You maliciously ridiculed my comments to ~justducky with contemptuous and infantile scenarios and your childish character summations. And now you have the audacity to imply it was merely a prank... are you really that vain?
You never retracted anything. As I attempted to brush you off like an annoying fly, you instead chose to fan the flames and turn up the heat. I was perfectly content to leave things be, but you were not... Don't expect me to allow you to hump my leg like a mongrel dog... expect me to crack you over the snout with a rolled up newspaper. "Bad Dog!" (See a joke. Ha-ha).
Concerning academia, I was very civil and considerate of your academic potential in my bringing it up for discussion with ~justducky. And despite your atrocious behavior toward me, I have continually remained constructive in my judgment of you as a person. Although, I questioned your composition abilities with ~justducky, I never suggested it was impossible for you to say... obtain a perfect score in the Minnesota Math League for instance.
You have twisted, displaced, and projected this matter to no end. What was once at rest, you have chosen to set back in motion. You are an instigator who finds great solace in shamefully adopting the role of victim as it suits your interests. And despite your vile acrimony toward me, I feel only pity and shame for you.
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HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW HIS LAST NAME?
You're scaring me...
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thanks for the 
Where've you been? Hope things are all good with you
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thanks for the
Where've you been? Hope things are all good with you
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