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nariesu ♀️ [25622861] [2013-02-15 18:56:45 +0000 UTC] "i shid n' fard on the government" (United States)

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nariesu [2015-06-24 02:55:39 +0000 UTC]

✮ to keep the page clean, please reply to this comment 

also note
- please dont thank me for the watch, fav, llama or anything else, your welcome!
- no chain mail or any of that bullshit ill just ignore and hide the comment

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sleepypremonition In reply to nariesu [2016-08-25 15:18:25 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday!!

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nariesu In reply to sleepypremonition [2016-08-25 16:59:22 +0000 UTC]

aaa thanks mikaela !!

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-15 03:11:53 +0000 UTC]

there is a bunch of people around the world shitting at this exact second

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-16 04:51:39 +0000 UTC]

wow thats a shit ton of poop

aLSO OMG YOU WILL NOT BELEIVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
ABOUT WEEABOO GUY

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-17 00:41:52 +0000 UTC]

WHat??
What happen? 

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-17 01:46:27 +0000 UTC]

SO THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY

bio teacher: ok the people who sit here are meredith...
me: ok so good! i know where i am, now lets hope the next three people are jason
bio teacher: tynesia...
me: ok ok i still got two more dont freak out just yet
bio teacher: caden,,,
me: oH MY GOD. NO. NO NO NO NO. THERES ONLY ONE MORE CHANCE I BETTER FUCKING GET HIM I S2G I WILL FUCKING PUNCH-
bio teacher: ... and jason
me:
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 GOOD SHIT GO౦D SHIT👌 THATS ✔ SOME GOOD👌👌SHIT RIGHT👌👌
TH 👌 ERE👌👌👌 RIGHT✔THERE ✔✔IF I DO  ƽAү SO MY SEL F 💯 I SAY SO 💯 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE
(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌GOOD SHIT

so basically: i now im going to feel like a ticking anxiety bomb every day in my biology class 
and its fucking hell but hes been really funny
things to mentioned that have happened:

  • "so i think in football you like ,,... competitively just pass the ball around to one another with like swords and shields and its just one really big battle and its super fierce and yeah thats football."
  • jason: japenese mus- me: nOOO NOT THE FUCKING VOCALOIDS jason: yeah
  • during a experiment yesterday weeaboo guy offered to hELP ME PUT ON THE GLOVE BUt like The Idiot I Am i said no since i was still too fucking nervous and excited by what just happened
  • i told him to he should fight me when he left class yesterday idk if he heard it but whatever
  • TODAY i decided to be fucking bold and be like "hey so i saw THIS and it reminded me of you" once he read it he told me he already saw it and !!! fuck me now i feel guilty. this also means he have a tumblr omg
  • also did i mention the anxiety!!! god damn it is awful i want to die

sorry this was long lmao

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-19 18:10:15 +0000 UTC]

You have some weird fucking luck.
And its at times like these where you really have to hope that your stomach does not decide to make weird sounds in class.

Also I wouldn't ask for his yet tumblr because that site is fucking terrible.

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-20 01:03:33 +0000 UTC]

lUCK???? ITS FUCKING HELL SAVE ME
I MEAN YEAH I GET TO SEE THAT CUTE BEAN IN FRONT OF ME
BUT THE ANXIETY IS HELL FUCKING TREACHEROUS I FEEL LIKE  
F U C K I N G   D I E I N G   E V E R Y D A Y   I N   T H A T   C L A S S   N O W
AND FOR TWO DAYS NOW OUR GROUP HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT FUCKING RELATIONSHIPS
SAVE ME PLEASE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and no way i would never do that no no noooooooooooooo thats a horrible idea

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-20 02:49:30 +0000 UTC]

WELL you're the one who secretly hoped that he would sit beside you!!
YOU jinxed it!!

Good lord Mere
We both know you're gonna wing this shit just as well as you always do. 
You'll do fine, just don't obsess and gush about him behind his back on school grounds. That's a no-no.

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-20 13:45:43 +0000 UTC]

yeah but i didnt know that i would be this bad
it needed to happen anyways if i wanted to get anywhere with him
so am i happy? yes. do i simultaneously want to die? yes

i think im ok i only told my two good friends at school 

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-20 16:08:48 +0000 UTC]

That may be the best mind set to have tbh.

OK you're chill man just don't blab to anyone you don't trust.

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-21 00:53:10 +0000 UTC]

yeah hes pretty amusing to watch too so im glad
hes the biggest fucking weeb ive ever seen

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-25 05:46:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm so fucking happy that your fawning over this guy for some reason??
Idk man, it's just so pleasing. ;^)

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-25 07:47:04 +0000 UTC]

YEAH ITS GREAT EVERYONE LOVES IT WHEN I TALK ABOUT WEEB GUY
probably because im cute when i talk about him + i make it entertaining :^)
like ??? my ideal attractive guy is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME HELLO
HE EVEN DOES CUTE HAND GESTURES LIKE THIS  KILL ME
please dont judge me but you know what i FINALLY got a REALLY CUTE picture of him who fucking cares anymore
now you fucking know that other picture i had of him was AWFUL

ITS GETTING BAD THOUGH TWO PEOPLE TOLD ME I TURN RED ALL THE TIME WHEN HE TALKS
AND I STARE AT HIM W/O NOTICING ????????? OH FUC K IM DEAD
I CANT HIDE THE BLUSHING IM A PALE ASS MOTHERFUCKER MANDY ITS NOT MY FAULT I S2G

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-28 16:46:25 +0000 UTC]

I only have crushes on fictional character because all the people around me are trash usually.
And by trash I mean they are just really rude and mean??? 
However having crushes on fictional characters probably makes me even more so trash than the people around me lmao
So color yourself lucky!! ;^)
And that's him?? He look super nice!! Also you are way too cute when you gush about this guy, so I would have to agree on that note

PEOPLE ARE CATCHING ON MAN THEY ARE CATCHING ON 
I AM ALSO PALE FRIEND (THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE WE NEVER GO OUTSIDE FUCK SHIT)

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-28 23:23:02 +0000 UTC]

yeah i get ya im supper picky about liking someone
i kinda wish i was like that but im not a very Emotional Person™ 
and it would suck anyway because they dont physically exist 

well mandy im sorry to say this but i got some bad news about weeaboo guy:
he doesn't think you can be bisexual
and what fucking slap in the face that was

oh so your wondering, how did this topic come up??
wELL here's how it went

tynesia [girl i sit next to; telling a story]: so the girl and her bisexual boyfriend ...
jason: no that cant be possible
tynesia: what??
jason: bisexuals dont exist
everyone but jason: uh ... yeah they do
jason: nope you either gay or straight
caden [the fucking FOOTBALL PLAYER i sit with too]: yeah they're the B in LGBT
jason: nope
me: well you can be bisexual
jason: nope
me: and be more attracted
jason: nope
me: to girls or boys
jason: nope

and than our teacher started talking and we moved on
:^) i love death
so now i dont know what to do??? i mean that was a huge slap in the fucking face
so i guess its time to move on :^)))) alright. cool.
and im SO PISSED HE WAS DOING WELL AND WE EVEN TALKED ABOUT GAYS
ALSO HE LIKES ANIME AND WHEN YOU LIKE ANIME YOU USUALLY SUPPORT LGBT+
WHY JASON YOU WERE SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
EVEN TYNESIA AND CADEN, THE FUCKING STRAIGHTEST PEOPLE IVE SEEN, SUPPORT AND KNOW
BISEXUALS
YOUR NOT EVEN OPENED MINDED ENOUGH TO LEARN WHAT THE FUCK 

SO WHAT THE ??? FUCK DO I DO NOW ??????? AND I STILL GOTTA SIT NEXT TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER
I WANT TO FUCKING CHOKE HIM NOW BECAUSE I LIKED HIM AND NOW I CANT
WHAT THE ?? FUC K 

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-28 23:50:36 +0000 UTC]

I would say I'm more on the "I don't trust anyone for shit" side, but I understand.
Like I don't feel like putting up with the bullshit, so I don't talk or bring attention to myself ever.
More than half of my youth group hasn't the slightest idea I'm there half the time. 
But yeah, it's kinda fun to do self-inserts though?? Idk.

Your fucking kidding me. It's so scary seeing someone so young thinking that!!
I guess that mean's Pansexuals are invalid too?? Fuck that noise.
Bi and Pan are just as valid as anyone else!!

I'm really sorry Mere. I knew how much you liked him.
And you said he shows no intrest on accepting this??

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-10-29 02:14:08 +0000 UTC]

yeah i understand the "i dont trust anyone" thing too
a good example of that iS FUCKING WEEABOO GUY
no one ever knows what ever the fuck they're doing at this age tbh

no he doesnt seem to be fucking opened minded about this at all and i wasnt even lecturing him!!!
if he was that bad about the subject already i dont think he can be brought into the light
like i can understand if your discouraged by it at first because i was before i realized it was Gay As Fuck™
but hes just fucking closed minded and stubborn about it for christ sake

i still dont know what to fucking do??? i cant look at him anymore but i hAVE TO
i wish i could be like "well i did like you but now we got a problem because your biphobic and im bisexual"
but we all know how thats going to end up

im still laughing at what my bi friend suggested
"flirt with him and get him to like you. than when he asks you out you'll have to make him like bisexuals"
like??? do you know how hard it is to make friends for me?? i cant flirt for shit!
our conversations never flowed well and i can tell he doesnt care about me
and ive already been too awkward and theres a good chance he noticed i liked him
so chances are already down to about nothing
besides im too fucking angry
and even though his opinions could maybe, possibly this raises a hUGE FUCKING RED FLAG

so thats the end of the fucking weeaboo guy fandom
August - October 27 2015
it was fun while it lasted i guess

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SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-10-31 04:21:55 +0000 UTC]

Well weeaboo guy seemed to be pretty cool at first??
But of course he had to be biphobic, I mean just the kind of fucking luck right?
Yeah. It's because kids in America are being fucked over with this place's current whereabouts.

Yeah man. I don't really think you can reform someone that ignorant.
Confronting him on the matter would probably be even more aggrivating (also don't you kinda hate confrontation)?
I don't see why people think you can only like one gender because that's bullcrap.
Man, I love all the genders and if someone has a problem with it then they can eat my entire ass.

I guess that's why people say to not fall in love with people based off of simple interactions like thoes.
I donno, man. This shit is confusing. I hate relationships.

Man, I feel you on that. I have you and that's kinda it??? 
I suck at making friends and I'm so afraid of getting bullied again or hurting someone's feelings to the point that they hate me (without me even knowing).
I thought you said your conversations went well? Or are you second guessing yourself? I think you were doing fine with him!!
Well people with the mindset of you and I are naturally nervous, so maybe he didn't notice??
But yeah man, I wouldn't want to interact with him after that either, so I don't blame you.

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nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-01 06:31:02 +0000 UTC]

the awful thing about weeaboo guy is that i predicted this EXACT SHIT was going to happen
i remember saying a wHOLE MONTH BEFORE SEEING HIM I SAID

my first crush is going to be a really cute guy in my fucking class or something
and hes going to show GOOD SIGNS that he likes the same shit as me and have good qualities
but these qualities are QUESTIONABLE and im going to end up destroying myself because he could end up being bad
and i dont want to hurt myself and im going to feel AWFUL AND STRESSED ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF THAT
and its going to FUCK ME UP HARD and hes going to end up being HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING
and thats how my crush is going to be like
AND GUESS WHAT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW
I WAS SO DAMN RIGHT ITS FUCKING PATHETIC
THE ONLY THING THAT WAS WRONG ABOUT THE PREDICTION WAS THAT IT HAPPENED A LOT SOONER THAN I THOUGHT
WHY AM I SO GOOD AT PREDICTING MY TERRIBLE FUTURE???? WHO FUCKING KNOWS 

why am i mentioning this??? because no matter how hard i tried to prevent myself from this it happened anyways
sadly all the times i ended beating myself up about this could not stop my Gay Ass Feelings™ from emerging from hell
or at least i could have but i would have DESTROYED myself in the end
so it was just better to let some of it pass by
i guess you cant really protect yourself from everything

honestly i do hate confrontation too
if he says something stupid about bisexuals again ill probably say something back next time idk
it just gets old never being able to be myself and i should (and want to) speak up for myself more often
we dont even have any kind of relationship so im ok with trashing all chances completely!
but confrontation is way too risky because if it gets serious its going to be REALLY DAMN AWKWARD SITTING WITH HIM
and no those conversations were 95% awkward and it was pretty bad trust me

so moral of the story?

  • you sadly cannot prevent yourself from everything
  • never like a straight white boys lmao
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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-11-04 21:35:05 +0000 UTC]

    It's funny that no matter how prepared you are for this shit, it always hits you in the face.
    You're like so ready to be let down and had your face slamed in the dust, but even when it happens it hurts like hell.
    So you're left sitting there thinking like "how could I be so stupid" or "well it's not like they liked me anyways"...
    Though I guess that when it comes down to it you just stop trusting people and that becomes the only way you don't get dunked on.

    BUT it never works because you start to feel genuienly lonely and wrapped up in the idea that everyone hates you.
    Though you sit there and tell yourself "who the hell cares what anyone thinks" the moment someone looks at you funny or says a snide comment.
    You are so ready for death that the grim reaper himself can sence that shit from the depths of the underground.

    I would. 
    I mean, I understand the I hate confrontation thing, but it's kinda satisfying if you win the argument.
    So like maybe prep yourself for an argument?? idk.
    Though I guess your right about the serious thing, like, its awkward enough for you.

    Number 2 should be a life lesson.

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-05 03:37:19 +0000 UTC]

    i think this kind of thing is also something that you gotta learn by getting hurt
    because sometimes logic cant do shit to your emotions????
    fUCK you human nature
    hey grim reaper my homie shout out to you for letting me know what near death feels like!!

    i wouldnt say i have trust issues im just hopeless lmao
    though i 100% get what your saying
    its (gladly) impossible for me to stay completely negative though and i dont know why

    tRUE I FUCKING LOVE THE SATISFACTION OF WINNING AN ARGUMENT
    BUT I ALWAYS SAY THE THING THAT I NEVER MEANT TO SAY SO I WOULD PROBABLY LOSE

    and actually i also knew that jason was going to end up being a sack of disappointment for another reason:
    hes TOO much of a weeaboo
    "what?!" you must be thinking "meredith is usually really good at checking these things out!"
    YES and that's true! in fact, he even passed that checkpoint a LONG time ago 
    and that was about two months ago when his friend was like "jason hes making fun of anime! fight him!" and jason just shrugs and nods giving off the message "no he's right it is"
    because remember the general rule of thumb for liking other cool losers like us is as long as you can make fun of what you like than we are cool
    however, i noticed he was not like that at all once i got moved with him

    oh well, at least we can make fun of him now and laugh when ever something bad happens to him!!
    just to clarify ive always been opened to making fun of him since day one of this bullshit ride
    #neverlikestaightwhiteboys2k15 :^)

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-11-12 05:05:21 +0000 UTC]

    I suppose you're right.
    Doesn't stop me for thinking shit of it though.

    I'm kinda 50-50 with it. 
    I also don't feel like putting effort into it most of the time as well, so there you have it.
    That's a good quality to have I think!! Keeps you sane.

    I can win an argument. I just stutter. A LOT.
    I hate it.

    I KNOW THAT QUALITY ALL TOO WELL.
    Like Alli's going through that anime faze we all had in middle school years, and she would defend anime with her life.
    And I'm like "BUT DUDE ANIME SUCKS BUtt" (keep in mind, that I too, love anime) and she will jump on you like a conservative on a man with a rainbow guitar.
    Anime was made to make fun of.
    What does he do when someone mentions that anime sucks??
    Does he yell at them or something??

    I am so ready.
    I never knew how good I was at talking shit till I met you man.
    SHout it to the depts of hell

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-12 19:40:05 +0000 UTC]

    yeah i guess it is a nice trait?? but i think instead off all negative energy at once its just a bunch of emotional whiplashes
    and by emotional whiplashes i mean its more like sPREAD OUT HIGHLY CONCENTRATED FUSES OF EMOTIONAL ENERGY
    so i guess its not really "being unable to stay negative" and its hellish
    tHIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT TO HAVE A CRUSH FUCK YOU WEEABOO GUY

    SHIT THE WEEABOO PHASE THATS THE WORST
    HEY AT LEAST ITS NOT AN EMO PHASE OR SOMETHING WORSE
    i still like anime but i think i need a break from it i definitely dont like it as much as i used to
    also now i cringe whenever i some anime stuff because of hIM I HATE MYSELF
    weeaboos like that are funny as shit she'll soon realize that anime is garbage
    until now make fun of her whenever you can :^)

    oh god no hes not that bad but hes bad enough
    like i remember him saying he listens to voCALOIDS OMG
    AND THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THE GIRL IN OUR GROUP ASKED JASON IF HE PLAYED SPORTS HE RESPONDED "i dont play sports im an otaku"
    YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FUCKING FACE WHEN HE SAID THAT I WAS IN PAIN
    although when i did talk to him about the anime he liked he seemed fine??? he was kind of cute too ..,,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
    i honestly dont even know i hate this iM DONE WITH HIM I WANT THIS TO END WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HATE BISEXUALS
    at least he got his hair trimmed so hes not as attractive right now god bless

    BASICALLY I WANT TO PUNCH HIM AND MY FUCKING SELF FOR THIS HELL OF A NIGHTMARE
    I DONT RECOMMEND HAVING CRUSHES EVER AGAIN 0/10
    HELP ME KICK HIS ASS WITH YOUR REVEALED HIDDEN TALKING SHIT POWER provided by me :^)

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-11-28 04:59:15 +0000 UTC]

    Well I bet.
    So it's basically that "fine one minute, but then fucked the next" kinda thing??
    Honey, that's why you don't have crushes period. 

    I KNOW!! SOMETIMES I'LL FIND A COMMENT OR SOMETHING I SAID DURING SAID PHASE AND I'LL JUST LOOSE MYSELF FOR A MINUTE.
    Lmao, I actually think the punk/emo phase is better. I mean sure, you're edgy af, but at least you're not shitting on someone's culture.
    I don't like anime that much either... I like Sailor Moon, Dangan Ronpa and a few others, but that's pretty much it. 
    She will, I hope it's soon though. At least she's not a Hetalian???

    I still listen to Vocaloid, but not nearly as much as I used to. I don't really mention it either, nor do I want to.
    OKAY, SO I THINK THERE'S A RULE WHERE IF YOU SAY YOU'RE AN OTAKU, YOU'RE A SAD, SORRY SACK???
    I would have been in a hell of a lot of pain too.
    NO!! NOT CUTE!! Weebs are not cute and I think you dodged a bullet with him.
    You can't trust someone in this day and age Mere.
    aren't most boys attractive because of their hair?? I mean they don't wear make-up or anything so??

    Hoe, you know I'm all about talking shit.
    Hella. ;^)

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-28 17:33:27 +0000 UTC]

    yEAH THAT KIND OF THING
    BUT NOW ITS MORE LIKE "JFC WHY DID I LIKE HIM I HATE MYSELF"
    BECAUSE NOW HES GETTING REALLY WEIRD AND BECOMING AN ASSHOLE WHICH WAS PREDICTED TOO

    LIKE HE WAS PUTTING DOWN THE GUY THAT SIT NEXT TO US ABOUT HIS BREAK UP 
    IT WAS A HUGE FUCKING DICK MOVE HE JUST KEPT GOING ON SAYING "wow even i wouldn't screw up that badly" aND "how stupid can you get" EVEN WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE QUITE
    THE POOR GUY ENDED UP LEAVING AND HE HASN'T SAT WITH US EVER SINCE
    I TOLD JASON HE WAS BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE BUT IT JUST DIDNT WORK

    OH NO IT GETS WORSE, TWO WEEKS AGO I JOKED TO HIM ABOUT THAT HE DOESNT KNOW GIRLS BC HE'S ONLY DATED PILLOWS
    THAN HE GOES "oh yeah i did tried to get a pillow once, but my aunt and uncle said no. it was able to talk to and told you when you were going to hard or soft ..."
    AND I WAS LIKE OK I DID NOT FUCKING ASK FOR YOUR ELABORATE FUCKING SEX PILLOW IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING JFC
    HE MENTIONED IT TO ME AND THIS OTHER GIRL ABOUT A WEEK LATER AND IT WAS AWFUL
    AT LEast i did get a chance to roost his ass with stupid comebacks

    also cresta and i decided last week to look him up on facebook too and that ..,,..... was horrific
    hIS FB IS FULL OF ANIME SHIT, TERRIBLE OPINIONS, AND OLD EMBARRASSING PHOTOS OF HIMSELF I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING WHEN WE FOUND THIS
    AND HE EVEN HAS HIS OWN FB PAGE CALLED  SK8 KREW AND ITS MOSTLY VIDEOS OF HIM SKATING
    WATCH THE ONE WHERE HE FALLS ITS LIKE THE SECOND MOST RECENT VIDEO I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF FOR MINUTES
    hes actually pretty fucking good at skateboarding,,.... but his fb page is .,,,... uuuhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhghghghhggh

    i told him a couple times i was going to hit him and than he goes "ok than fucking do it!!"
    but its always too risky because of the crappy position im in at the time + im not that strong so theres a good chance the hit will be awful
    but based on popular vote im going to hurt the little homophobic pea-brained sack of shit no matter what!!!!

    and thats the long ass weeaboo guy update of 11/28/15

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-11-29 17:36:33 +0000 UTC]

    I guess that's why they say you have to sit quietly and observe a person before you engage.
    Because chances are, he was an asshole before hand..

    Why would a person do that??
    That's kicking a person while they're down man, not cool.
    The fact that he kept stressing it beyond the point is absolute shit too.
    The poor kid... Did anyone go to see if he was okay?

    I now have the worst second-hand embarrassment.
    I SAW THAT PILLOW ON A TUMBLR POST I THINK???
    Jesus fucking Christ, it was the most moe thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
    Also how does he have the room to talk about the guy who broke up with his girlfriend when he only gets some from pillows??

    I just took one look at his Facebook header and I'M OUTTA THERE.
    I used to skateboard and it's only a matter of time before he smashed his groin or breaks an ankle.
    Think about it, if they get that on tape they might end up on World's Dumbest and get slammed by several comedians at once.
    I am so fucking sad that they don't have the Sk8ter Boi music vid on the account because, let me tell you, Avril Lavigne would fit right in on that page.

    You're too good to hit him.
    Mere listen, if you hit him, he could get off to that shit. DOn't fight him.
    Plus we both know you're pretty good at shit talking, so I think you're good.

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-29 23:51:03 +0000 UTC]

    but that's what i did??
    the only actual way i could have known he was ok is if i was friends with him or something
    oH WELL at least i knew it was going to end up badly and i didn't try to hook up with him beforehand
    i actually have no idea how to ask out anyone anyways sO

    yeah and apparently i wasn't the only one who thought that either
    we teased caden about the girl issue all the time until ivan (caden's friend) told us that day the reason why they broke up
    (i actually didn't really tease him that much because he already had mostly jason pounding on him)
    caden was ok about ivan teasing him about the girl issue because, well, they're friends!! but meanwhile jason was just a straight-up jackass
    no, he seemed too angry and he needed to cool down, plus when it happened it was when everyone was supposed to be quite

    yOU DID OMG HE TOLD ME HE SAW IT ON YOUTUBE AND IT WAS 800$
    YEAH, 800$! OH AND DON'T FORGET HE LITERALLY ASKED HIS AUNT AND UNCLE TO BUY HIM ONE
    AND THATS THE POINT TOO!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS JASON STFU

    you haven't even seen his fb is 10000000000 times more horrific
    SK8TER BOI WOULD FIT PERFECTLY LMAO
    EDGY ANIME EMO SK8 KREW ACCOUNT THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING BAD I LOVE IT
    than weeaboo starts masturbating to avril lavigne ...,, ew

    i kNOW I AM THats why im going to wait and make it look like an accident
    just kidding, but fuck would it feel great to hit him
    dont worry i have no physical ability to hurt him that much im a skinny white girl
    i wish talking shit could physically hurt him

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-12-05 02:49:00 +0000 UTC]

    Well the gesture you made should show him that someone cares.
    Give the guy a little reasurance.
    But like yeah man, I have no idea how to ask someone out either??
    All the people I've dated have been the one that asked.

    Well I think that Caden takes it easy because he knows that Ivan doesn't mean it.
    They're friends.
    But when Jason (someone he's not close with, or even friends with) attacks him outta no where; what else is he to presume that he means it.
    So yeah total dick move on Jason's part.

    How would you even go about asking your parents for such a thing??
    "Aunt, Uncle I would like to have this body pillow that makes intense sex noises."
    HOW DO YOU ASK FOR THAT??? AND FOR THAT KIND OF MONEY???
    Jesus,,, 

    Make it nightcored Avril Lavigne; that would probably fit better. ;^)

    You know how Kylee Henke is on that huge health kick thing??
    Like I've been trying to follow in her foot steps so I can crush a man's skull between my thighs.
    Maybe you should do it too, so you can fight Jason. 
    He can't be that tough??? He watches anime???
    Talking shit can hurt an ego, which is probably just as bad to a boy.

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-12-05 04:23:17 +0000 UTC]

    WOW YOU HOT POTATO HOW DO YOU DO IT TEll me your secrets
    and tHAT'S TRUE I DID FUCK HE NEEDS TO BE CRUSHED
    tHE ONLY REAsurence that jason will ever get is that i hate him, which is what i dedicated thrusday to

    yep that's right i told him right in front of his face that he's pathetic
    IT WAS LIKE DEBATING POLITICS TO A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT FELT GREAT
    i basically called him a dick and an idiot for asking his DAMN AUNT AND UNCLE FOR A SEX PILLOW + CADEN SITUATION 
    ALL HE COULD DO WAS ASK "why" IT WAS SO FUNNY and annoying LIKE YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH AN ACTUAL ARGUMENT LMAO
    THERE WAS A PART WHERE WE BOTH SAID TO EACH OTHER "NO IM GOING TO MURDER YOU THAN KILL MYSELF" SEVERAL TIMES IT WAS HILARIOUS
    I ENDED UP GIVING UP TRYING TO MAKE IT A WISE DEBATE AND JUST KEPT SHITTING ON HIM CALLING HIS ART GARBAGE because iT WAS ANIME STYLE GOOD BYE
    he ended up daring me tO DRAW HIS FACE SO I WAS LIKE "THAT'S EASY I GOT THIS" AND I JUST DREW A TRASH CAN AND CALLED IT A DAy

    SO YEAH IT WAS BASICALLY LIKE TWO TODDLERS FIGHTING FOR A TURN ON THE SLIDE BUT THERE WAS SOME WEIRD SHIT THAT I REALIZED
    1. JASON ACTUALLY REMINDS ME OF MYSELF BECAUSE HE'S QUITE AND THE WHOLE "NO IM GOING TO MURDER YOU THAN KILL MYSELF" THING WAS REALLY LIKE ME IT WAS WEIRD
    2. THE WHOLE TIME I FELT ANGRY, AMUSED, WORRIED (about saying the right things), AND GUESS WHAT??? MOTHERFUCKING. INFATUATION.
    YEAH IMAGINE HOW STRANGE THAT FEELS WHEN YOU ALSO WANT TO TEAR THE SAME PERSON INTO SHREDS

    THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING CRAZY OHH MY GOOD God MAKE ME A FULL LESBIAN!! I HATE LIKING PEOPLE SOMEHOW I HATE GUYS I SOUND LIKE SOME FUCKING CLICHE TEENAGE BOY LOVING WHITE GIRL
    SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL !! SAVe ME !!!

    maybe avril lavigne nightcore can save me from this hell ,..,,, im summoning THE the shitposters and memes now

    really??? wow good for her !!! and you !!
    i have pe but holy shit choking jason with my thighs seems wonderful !!!
    i'll keep deteriorating his ego with my terrible shit talking + our man killing theighs
    every weeaboo has a soft core .,,,.,

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-28 17:33:02 +0000 UTC]

    yEss if you call yourself an otaku than your embarrassing goodbye
    weeaboo guy tries to fucking tell me that """theres a difference between the two""" 
    little does he know that you're automatically a weeaboo when you start being a prickly piece of shit and correct people
    like there's a difference but ??? not that much holy shit relax
    i purposely bother him calling him a weeaboo now :^) how pathetic

    oH YEAH THAT'S TRUE but i was thinking about how punks/emos usually cut themselves and that's really bad
    i dont think vocialoid is bad its just something you ..,,, dont want to well, yeah, mention
    im rusty on my anime lmao but you know what who cares
    im also really picky with anime now so ?
    and as long as she has ever felt shame from what she has done in the past than she'll be ok
    at least she doesn't have the WORST taste in anime thank god for her not liking hetalia

    i am in hell. this is hell.
    the worst part is that this was a mostly a physical attraction thing and i fuCKING HATE IT I THOUGHT I WASNT THAT PERSON FUCK ME
    no weeaboos are never cute, esSPECAILLY CREEPY WEEABOOS LIKE JASON FUCKING CHRIST
    im never liking straight white boys again

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-11-29 17:57:43 +0000 UTC]

    True, true.
    There is a slight difference between the term "otaku" and "weeaboo", but both mean something negative.
    Otaku basically means you're so into pop culture and shit that you threw out you're social life because of you attachment. 
    I think an insult and used as an insult in Japan.
    Weeaboo is basically the same thing, but I think it's more on the fact that you insult the culture.

    THEY do not (some maybe, but it's really not part of the fad).
    Punks are into the scene kinda shit. They wear bright neon colors and I think have a facination with random humor??
    Goths dress in black and heavy make-up.
    But I don't think it's good to relate self-harm with some kind of fad.

    I don't think any of the vocaloid or anime shit is bad either, it's just super fun to rag on.
    I hardly watch anime anymore. I'm more into cartoons.
    I AM TOO!! LIKE IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING GOOD OR I DON'T WANT IT!!
    I really like magical girl shit though, and it bugs me.
    She will feel shame, hopefully she'll grow out of it halfway though 7th grade.
    She hates Hetalia, I wish I hated it at her age.

    My poor child, don't worry.
    The boy bathes in his sin, he will soon perish.

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-11-29 23:27:35 +0000 UTC]

    yeah that was basically my point??
    he still told me that i was wrong
    like do you know how many fucks i give????
    the sAME number of girls jason has dated

    that's true not all of them do it's just scary if they're threatening???
    also there aren't really any goths anymore lmao its more like emos/scenes/punks
    actually i dont know which one is worst at this point they both have their embarrassing downs and downers

    i know the magical girl animes are so nice???????????? wha
    also dont forget the gAY SPORT ANIMES
    hetalia is like the depths of hell of the weeaboo phase
    those 11 year old otaku fuckers
    its ok mandy we aLL have those people that just SOMEHOW be better than us

    did i mention i told jason that i liked free! it's great and gay just to see his reaction 
    and he ended up SCREAMING "FREE IS NOT GAY! FREE IS NOT GAY!" OUT LOUD AND ME AND THE GIRL I WAS SITTING NEXT TO GOT SO EMBARRASSED
    EVERYONE THOUGHT WE CALLED HIM GAY AND WHEN I TOLD EVERYONE THE TRUTH THEY WE'RE LIKE "WOw that's ... pathetic"
    it turns out weeaboo is literally afraid of homosexuals. yeah, you read that right, he's an actual homophobe
    ooohhhh straight boys are so funny
    i hope someone knocks some sense into him one day because your manhood will not be ruined if you are accepting of the gays

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-12-09 18:44:45 +0000 UTC]

    I would have figured you'd get that responce.
    I would probably just leave that subject to be then.
    You'd probably just get the same answer over and over again.
    Not worth your time.

    The one's who theaten to cut themselves just to manipulate others are terrible people.
    I still wouldn't associate that with the weird middle school phases though because anyone can do such a thing.
    Goths are scarce, but trust me they're still alive and well.
    They don't really hurt anyone, so I don't give a shit. lol

    I love magical girl anime, okay??
    Like they have such pretty colors and shit, and most of them are pretty happy.
    The gay sports animes are pretty chill too.
    I, in all honesty, don't like Hetalia because it kinda makes a joke out of all the wars these countries have faced??
    Like people died??
    But yeah, let's make an anime out of it, why not?
    Alli knows every anime there is though?? And all she does is watch anime?? 
    IT looks painful??

    Free! is totally gay and you can't convince me otherwise. lmao
    HE SCREAMED THAT THO?? In the middle of class?? This sounds a little sad??
    But he's like a hard-core homophobic?? 
    It's kinda scary meeting kids that don't support shit like that.
    I mean people should be able to live how they want, identity in tact.

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-12-13 19:53:20 +0000 UTC]

    nah he's not really lmao but he's fun to pick at
    BRUH HE FUCKING LET ME PUNCH HIM THE FACE THIS WEEK. SO I DID. THREE TIMES. AND IT WAS GREAT
    BUT I KNEW HE ONLY LET ME PUNCH HIM BC HE KNEW I COULDN'T PUNCH THAT WELL AND HE WAS RIGHT FUCK
    AND I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS KIND OF A FLIRTY THING???? LIKE THE TEASING IS KIND OF FLIRTY???? AND I ASKED MY TWO FRIENDS AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FLIRTY TOO
    SO I ASKED HIM IF HE LIKED ME OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THAT WAS ?????? KIND OF NICE ??????????
    AND IT WAS JUST REALLY AWKWARD HE JUST STARTED LAUGHING IN EMBARRASSMENT AND SAID NO
    I FELT REALLY STUPID AFTER THAT BUT HEY AT LEAST I GOT TO POKE AROUND ??????
    WE HAVen't mentioned that event ever again thankfully, but jesus, that was fucking weird
    AT LEAST I GOT TO PUNCH HIM????????????

    tRUE THOSE PEOPLE ARE AWFUL SAMMI DID THAT WITH HER GF IT WAS TERRIBLE
    the middle schoolers have just gotta figure things out
    i don't really care either as long as they don't bother me

    yeah!!! same here
    i need to watch more of those animes ,,..., when i stop cringing every time i watch anime because of jason
    i thought hetalia was kind of blah too. i don't know. 
    the stereotypical country shit was just eh

    YES HE DID HE'S SO EMBARRASSING OMG
    LIKE RELAX IT'S JUST A HOMOSEXUAL THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU OR ANYTHING
    I WOULDN't say hard-core homophobe but he's still very bad
    someone needs to just punch him the face one day, besides since that didn't work

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    dumplinq In reply to nariesu [2015-09-09 00:54:45 +0000 UTC]

    please save this art! im trying to clean out my gallery and start new ;v; dumplinq.deviantart.com/art/I-…

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    nariesu In reply to dumplinq [2015-09-09 01:23:25 +0000 UTC]

    ok!

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    dumplinq In reply to nariesu [2015-09-09 01:41:05 +0000 UTC]

    when you save it just tell me uvu

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    nariesu In reply to dumplinq [2015-09-09 01:56:00 +0000 UTC]

    yeah i did, thanks!

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    dumplinq In reply to nariesu [2015-09-09 02:12:10 +0000 UTC]

    of course! sorry for the inconvenience 

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-08-25 21:12:59 +0000 UTC]

    I am making you the best thing ever for you man, just you wait.
    But until I get that up and running.
    Congrats on the birth

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-08-25 22:43:27 +0000 UTC]

    i am so glad that you are making me a gift
    thank you for acknowledging my existence  

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-07-08 04:20:44 +0000 UTC]

    Hey Tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-07-08 17:03:41 +0000 UTC]

    from mary who gave me the fresh red cherries

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-07-09 03:56:41 +0000 UTC]

    marry me

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-07-09 04:36:13 +0000 UTC]

    d.zoobe.com/R9bTsG

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-07-09 04:54:29 +0000 UTC]

    I am fuCKING SH I TTI NG
    wedding on channel 4 bro we getting married on the moon

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    nariesu In reply to SleepySharks [2015-07-09 05:03:48 +0000 UTC]

    omG PLEASE
    i think this could work out bc all we need is $9,999.99 to get married on the moon, according to tomodashi life

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    SleepySharks In reply to nariesu [2015-07-09 05:11:29 +0000 UTC]

    that is almost as much as the college here

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