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minion-delivery
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[2017-07-28 19:00:42 +0000 UTC]
(New Zealand)
# Statistics
Favourites: 0; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 45
Watching: 1; Pageviews: 3564; Comments Made: 197; Friends: 1
# Comments
Comments: 100
A new servicehelllooo there
I am open for a new service [since I do nothing 
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minions are the reason im homeless under a bridge selling my kidneys to crack dealers
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your minions are all good and have done no wrong
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I have one complaint about the Minion you sent me.
So, I was happily opening my package to finally see the minion I purchased, but upon opening, I found not a minion, but a 17-inch black dildo. I'm assuming some dirty person at the factory has replaced my adorable minion with it, and I would like to turn this in for the minion I paid for.
Thank you.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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thanks for old af copy pasta fam
i don't even remember why i commented on your profile tbh
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you just made me look through me entire comment section how dare you
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it's been like
over half a year or smth
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"Deviant for 2 Weeks"
"Last Visit: 2 weeks ago"
I guess no minions for anyone then
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
this is a joke pls dont hate me
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You have been visited by our lord and savior Gru! An anonymous angel has sent him your way. Stay grue to yourself!
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Hello! We tell you that we are a donation account. We come here to introduce ourselves, not asking for points, of course if you want to help us, your help will be welcome.
We are dAgives, people who want to help to other accounts to have points easily. If you do not want to donate to us, we would be very useful to recommend the account so we can reach more people. We hope you will consider us if you want to make donations and / or earn some points. We tell you that if you want to donate, we have some offers that if you are interested, we leave you here .
Sorry if we bothered you - dAgives Staff.
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you finna watch the emoji movie tow without me an gordonramsay
hunni ima bout' to go sleep-deprived youtube animator on you're shit you fookin donut
finna bring back poke mon gooooooo,,
no hunnnnnni stahpp dat aing gonna wrorke
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boi the fact that people even hate on this account
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Thank you for creating this account
I am glad it exists
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IS THAT A FIDGET SPINNER IN YOUR FUCKING ICON
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YES
I WANT TO END MY SUFFERING
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local furry artist saeu drop kicks minions into ORBIT
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Take a shot every time someone says 'Delete your account'
But really, I'm a bit confused about the reason behind this account, like was it some random idea of kindness or just done for a meme
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i cant wait to die of liver failure via this challenge
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Wait this is a challenge? omg
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*drinking game
the one you made LOL
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O h
The sad part is I can do the drinking game since I have some wine in the house, this is hell
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why tho cant you tolerate ppl who HATE minions *I hate minions myself* like DUDE ROBOT OR WHATEVER YOU ARE JUST why. you are cancer
this is one thing to describe this
- Mimi
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this is obviously a joke acc lmao
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Lol I know but I was sooo angry I had to and ur name is amazing
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aaa no need to get angry, they're just here to make people laugh
and thank you : o !!
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I wasnt angry at them I was just angry at ....... Others and hell ..... Im wierd dont judge. And welcome .
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