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[2014-11-23 00:25:37 +0000 UTC]
"B33< you're not even funny,,"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 7; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 62
Watching: 40; Pageviews: 1122; Comments Made: 60; Friends: 40
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: ...# About me
Gabriel Leijon
[ gabe | cat dude | likes to eat fish | sinnamon roll ]
[ age; like,, 15 - appearance; 18ish | seadweller | 5'' 6 | troll-bisexual ]
[ sensitive | stubborn | talkative | depressive | humorous | a bit sassy?? ]
Your name is GABRIEL LEIJON. You live alone in a CAVE all by yourself!- Seeing how your LUSUS LEFT YOU to defend on your own! A bit down about that- but hey, you grew up to be an EXCELLENT HUNTER because of it. You don't do much besides hunt, but occasional like to MAKE FISH AND CAT PUNS and LARP!
Your trollianHandle is emotional Perspective and you tend to speak B33< howevfurr you desire too!
" hang on baby, it's a wild ride! ">
π: 0 β©: 0 (/ giggles and just kindaΒ π: 0 β©: 0 {Void} π: 0 β©: 0 ( tackles him from behind ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ louD SURPRISED SQUEAKING π: 0 β©: 1 ( chuckles ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ smol shrug π: 0 β©: 1 ( casually grooming his hair now ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ purrs against her hand π: 0 β©: 1 ( giggles a bit when he starts purring ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ had stopped purring, only to frown π: 0 β©: 1 ( is surprised that her stopped purring ) π: 0 β©: 0 " what " π: 0 β©: 1 [/ just kinda stares at him π: 0 β©: 1 ( makes a >:I face ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ slooooowly raises hands π: 0 β©: 1 ( hISSES ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ louder hiSSING π: 0 β©: 1 " jfc wtf man " π: 0 β©: 1 [/ cute squeaky noises π: 0 β©: 1 " omg " π: 0 β©: 1 [/ too busy cuddling cat π: 0 β©: 1 " c - " π: 0 β©: 1 [/ looks over at him π: 0 β©: 1 " i will feed you whatever the hell you eat and pet ur fluffy hair everyday " π: 0 β©: 1 [/ small gasping π: 0 β©: 1 ( wTF HE'S SO CUTE I'M DeAD ) π: 0 β©: 1 [/ looks up at him slightly π: 0 β©: 0 B33< nice legs, daisy dukes π: 0 β©: 0 outofass; / reserves π: 0 β©: 1 outoflife; [ /loud screaming noises ] π: 0 β©: 0 π: 0 β©: 1 / watching from behind π: 0 β©: 1 π: 0 β©: 1 / ducks at last second π: 0 β©: 2 π: 0 β©: 1 / notices π: 0 β©: 1 π: 0 β©: 0 π: 0 β©: 0 outofmuted; cRASHES IN YOUR WINDOWΒ π: 0 β©: 1 outofmuted; ahhhh thank you! π: 0 β©: 1 outofass; pf nah it sucks π: 0 β©: 1 outofmute; pfff stop lying to yourself hun.Β π: 0 β©: 1
Panic! At The Disco - Bittersweet
Green Day - Holiday
# Comments
Comments: 80
(/ pLAYS wITH Β h IS tA I l
"HβEHβE!! Hi gabe!! "
(/ 0u0
" H0w'vβe you bβeβen fr0nd !"
I'll admit Eridan Leijon is cute lmao
( gives him a big feferi hug )
"Gabe!!"
( okay get off him now )
(fucking smiling too much )
")(unted any good aniimal2 lately?"
[/ oh its just irena-
[/ looks up at her giving a p cute grin
" uhhhh kinda?? "
" i dunno- i havent hunted in a while heh- "
"Niice scream! Ahaha."
( blinks for a moment )
"But how do you not get scared!"
"You could get hurt."
[/ just kinda cuddles against her daw
" getting hurt is normal dude "
" everybody does it "
( his hair is sO SOFT THO,, )
"Well iive never gone hunting."
"Just the thought of iit is )(ORRIIFYING! )(ow can someone kiill a sweet animal?"
( puppy eyes )
" the cycle of life "
" gotta get the food on the table yknow "
"Cant your lusus get you your food."
"Or atleast that iis what miine did."
[/ sighs a bit
[/ sulky sulk
" .. my lusus left me- "
( gasps )
"L-EFT YOU??!!"
"Oh my poor Gabriiel."
( hugs him even tighter )
( poor precious cinnamon roll )
( intense squinting )
( he's holding a cat in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other kill Β h i m )
" are "
" are yuo a cat "
" you* "
" a human "
" cat "
" wait no "
" ur a human "
" tabby plant cat "
" you're gren and grey wha t "
" grene* green* "
" wh a t the fu CK "
[/ like is he drunk or-
[/ notices cat
[/ wait cAT
[/ loud gasping
[/ holds out hands, rlly wants the kitty
B33< i need
B33< to hold the precious one
( holds the cat above his head dropping the bottle )
" hell no it's mine "
" i made it it is my sON "
( sticks his tongue out at him )
( like ' hA I WIN ' )
[/ shING
[/ claws yo
[/ eyes are now slits
[/ oooo you fucked son
B33< let me
B33< hold
B33< the cat
( and holds the cat to his chest )
" i will never let you hold the cAT "
" fi t e me "
( takes out,,, a katana i guess )
" thIS IS A CUSTOM MADE KATRINA "
" i will shove it up ur ass if u touch my daughter "
[/ watch out he will bite u
B33< i'll slice your dick off
B33< and shove it so far down your throat
B33< you'll be gargling your own cum for weeks
[/ ooooo
[/ sassa-frass
( loud squinting )
( and then sloooooowly holds the cat out )
( he doesn't really feel eating his own dick oka y )
" break the cat and i break u "
[/ claws go back into his gloves, then holds the precious cat
[/ loud purring as he nuzzles him
[/ dawΒ
" you're so cut e "
( anime eye sparkle )
( takes his phone out and takes a picture )
( whispers )
" i ship you two "
[/ happy noises
[/ ha he's so happy w/ cats-
" can i keep you "
" i need another cat "
" you're a cat right "
B33< .. depends on how well ur gonna take care of me
" i will even buy u a "
" human-sized cat bed "
" just 4 u catman "
[/ just kinda squeaks daw hes rlly happy now
[/ keeps nuzzling the cat, making cat purrs and meows
" is -- "
" is that a yes "
( just reaches over and starts petting him bc he's so cUT e )
[/ but then purrs against his hand, tongue sticking out slightly
" ~~~ "
B33< makes a man go
B33< get out of my house
/ explodes on fire
[ /STOP DROP AND ROLL ]
/ kinda raging in the backround
/ throws keyboard
/ grins softly
" aww ~ shes puuuurrfect ~ "
/ accidentally chucks keyboard at him
/ whoops
/ rage
/ hisses slightly
" evil keyboard! DD:< "
/ pants
/ grumbles and slams head onto desk
/ mumble mumble
/ gives a small smile
/ kinda crawls over tail swaying behind him
/ rests head on the desk next to her
" hey kerkitty !!! :33 "
/ lifts head up
/ sighs
" THE FUCK DO YOU WANT , YOU CAT-SHIT?"
/ roooooolls eyes
/ pants
/ grumbles and slams head onto desk
/ mumble mumble
CAN I STEAL JOHN??-Β
beautiful account by the way-Β
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