deathtofire In reply to BatVomit [2012-06-01 23:35:06 +0000 UTC]

Well hello, I do hope I don't get spammed for this- but I'm a book reviewer now. How are you?

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BatVomit In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-01 23:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Post it in your literature section. I'm sure there's a bit for it.
And horrible. What about you?

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deathtofire In reply to BatVomit [2012-06-01 23:40:26 +0000 UTC]

Literature section anf I'm fine - five days will be seventeen. Do you need to talk to someone? i'm here

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BatVomit In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-01 23:47:52 +0000 UTC]

There's not much to say.. No one can really help it.

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deathtofire In reply to BatVomit [2012-06-01 23:52:33 +0000 UTC]

well off to bed I go if you don't to talk about it that's ok

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-01 19:34:08 +0000 UTC]

To get the link go down to my page and find the badass uke pic and than a link is under that

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-02 23:10:13 +0000 UTC]

OH no!!! I'm a Flaming Uke! Which I would deny if it wasn't so TRUE I guess that means Omega for me...but then I'm not actually surprised


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You are a Flaming Uke!


One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com , or get seme/uke merch. .

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-03 09:43:28 +0000 UTC]

D'aww. That's so cute and I swear that's what Jim would be too.

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-04 01:20:13 +0000 UTC]

haha! I'm sure you're right

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-04 09:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Still I feel sorry for John. Especially when he sees the results of his test.
Question: Would the lady charaters be men in the Omegauniverse?
Like Anderson and Donovan could be mated or something? Like Sam Donovan

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-04 16:48:34 +0000 UTC]

I believe that in the Omegaverse, females have similar anatomy to the female Spotted Hyena which have a Pseudo-Penis that is in fact a giant clitoris that in all ways resembles a penis except for the ability to ejaculate which is the one thing it lacks. However, as I said in the Annotations, not much attention is given to females by Omegaverse fans as it's mostly for boy-on-boy Kink.

However I would LUV to see the Hyena explanation of anatomy used in the Aristasia universe as reproduction was never actually explained there although I did like the answer given by Lady Pratchett to a particularly inquisitive young Blonde who asked how do Aristasians have children,

“With love and patience and a great deal of gruesome advice from our aunts, like any civilized race”



AS for an Anderson-Donovan pairing, well if you write the story they can do anything you want, I'm sure this pairing has probably been done before as a male Alpha-Omega pair but oh MY---what UGLY hair their babies would have



And yes, I couldn't help but laugh at John's reaction to the P-test "Oh fuck my life!" and Sherlock being "SO happy!" too darn funny/awful!

Wicked sense of humor Crimsongriffin28 has

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-04 17:32:23 +0000 UTC]

Sherlock didn't want babies. But it proves that John is now linked to him forever and ever and ever like two parnets of a baby that hate each other but they HAVE to see each other for the baby's sake. The baby would be so cute- Sherlock's black curls and John's dark blue eyes with the heigh of Sherlock but the bulid of John- be a fine looker in adulthood. Even the other way around with Sherlock's eyes and build with John's hair and height that baby would also be fine in latter years. So sweet too. I can see Sherlock using this as an excuse for marriage too.

Sherlock: We can't have the baby out of wed-lock, John
John: It's all your fault this. If you didn't scramble at my door we wouldn't be in this mess
Sherlock: You loved it, and -hand on John's bump- we got ourselves a consulting doctor in there. He deserves a good enough start, John. With my Intelligence and your heart, imgine what he could achieve. He could be the first person to make contact with life outside this teidous little rock. He could find a cure for cancer. Be the ideal bussiness man - whatever he does- he will be the most glorious man in that field and he would have lots and lots of friends and a family anything he wanted. He's got everything going for him John.
John: And this is linked to marriage how?
Sherlock: John-don't be stupid, He needs stablity and a good child-hood. Look at me, I could have had it all - but my parnets royally buggered it up. This might surpise you, but I actually want what's best for little Sherlock Jr.
John: You mean Hamish- we are not calling him Sherlock Jr. because of your bloody ego
Sherlock: Why not?
John: Tradtision in my family: the middle of the father has to be given to the first born
Sherlock: Ah, tradition, boring

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-04 17:46:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahhaha! I see that the story has an Epilogue!

I have often thought that both Cannon Watson and BBC John would have made excellent fathers but I can't quite see either Cannon Holmes or BBC Sherlock as parents, particulary BBC Sherlock and I think John would agree with me. In fact when I mentioned the idea to Jawn he simply rolled his eyes and muttered that being a parent to Sherly is a full time job and he didn't have time for a second child

I do like the idea of a very pregnant Jawn standing at the altar with Sherly and when the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" part comes, Anderson yells out "Shotgun!" while Sally smirks

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-04 20:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Then John's contractions start due to the sudden shout that shocks his system
Anderson is like 'Oh fuck' While Sherlock gives the dirtiest look that it should be censored to Anderson
On John's side of the wedding there would be a lot of Doctors and they rush to help him
Sherlock is jelly
John: Get out of his way, Sherlock
Sherlock: John, He's an Alpha, Bloody Pervert! It's an Omega's job to play the Mid-wife
John: I couldn't care if he's a trained chimp, get out of his bloody way and let the man do his fucking job!
Sherlock: Grab my hand if you feel pain -John grabs it and screams, Sherlock's hand turns white as John's grips tightly and Sherlock's grits his teeth in pain-
John: DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN HOLMES! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Sherlock: -whimpers at the pain- I'll go and get some towels...
John: DON'T BLOODY LEAVE AT THE ALTAR, GIVING BIRTH TO OUR SON, YOU UTTER BASTARD!

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-04 21:00:20 +0000 UTC]

OMIGAWD! *laughs* *DIES*

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-04 23:01:47 +0000 UTC]

John: -in hight of labour: He's panting and dripping in sweat. He has never felt so much pain his whole life and gripping on to Sherlock for dear life- AAAHHHHGGGRRR!!! God, It's worst then when I got shot! This is excutly why I didn't want you in my fucking room!
Sherlock: John, Darling-
John: Don't you John Darling me! AHH!
Sherlock: It'll be worth it, John
John: Piss off you utter fucking cu-AHHHH!!!
Sherlock: John! John! Oh Jawn I can see his head! He's got my hair, John!
Doctor (House maybe?)ush! This isn't the time for lovely doveness, push!
John: AHHHAAHHHAAHHHHHsherlocktouchmeandyou'llfeelpainAAAHHHHHHAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
-After half an hour of swearing,sweating and nothign less than pure pain the sound of a baby crying is heard-
House: It's a boy, enjoy will ya
John: -seeing the baby and holding him, John forgets his pain and hold him in his arms, gagging on happiness- Hi-hello sweetheart, welcome to the world....He's beautiful and so small
Sherlock: Like his Daddy
John: Sherlock!
Sherlock: Well-he looks like a Holmes, but maybe Hamish Sherlock Homles would do?
John: It's perfect - just like him
...........................................
Mycroft: -Outside with Lestrade- I can't believe my only nephew was born in a bloody chruch. I hope Anderson will pay for his pemature arrival into this world
Lestrade: He will do on one condition.
Mycroft: -raises an eyebrow-
Lestrade: A drink, with me, sometime
Mycroft: Are you coming on to me Detective Inspector? Because that wouldn't go down well with my brother....
Lestrade: I know, that's one of reasons why I want to get to know you better
Mycroft: Intresting...condister it done

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-05 00:39:36 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* Stawwww-op this is too damn FUNNY! Oh how I WISH this was in the Comments section of the LJ because everyone needs to see this. Thanks for the giggles, I needed that today

Oh and BTW, only half an hour of Labor? Well DONE Jawn, Cheers! *hoists a pint* Even my sister took 3 and she was done in record time! But then the Omegaverse DOES work a bit differently than here on Earth

So, MyStrade...say now that begs a question...is Lestrade an Alpha an Omega or Beta? Cuz I'm pretty sure Mycroft's a Beta as he's too level headed to be anything else *grins*

I luv these kinds of silly questions!

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-05 09:58:31 +0000 UTC]

Lestrade I think may be either an Alpha or Beta
Sherlock's dream has come true now! He can go back to Baker street to his pretty little doctor who's now staying at home (still will help Sherlock on cases though)

Sherlock: Jawn, I'm home
John: How was your day?
Sherlock: Every second away from you was utter hell, fucking Anderson is a half-wit, but coming home to you makes it all worth while...where's Hamish?
John: In the living room, playing with Gladstone
Sherlock: Ahh...-hugs John and smells him deeply- You smell devine, is it that time again, my fair hedgehog?
John: No we are not having any more offspring Sherlock and don't call me that.
Sherlock: why not? -hands slipping down and all over John's torso- We're doing great with Hamish, we should have more -nibbles his ear-
John: The flat's too small, Sherlock
Sherlock: I'll steal Mycroft's credit card and buy out 221C and shoot the walls down- the world needs our children Jawn, who's going to face Moriarty's offspring when he mates with an Alpha?
John: Hamish and the love of his life will
Sherlock: Is that the Holmes family tradtion
John: you could say that....-kisses him-
-Hamish is suddenly present-
Hamish: Father, Daddy I wish to have a little brother like Uncle Mycroft and Antie Harry. Not a Sister, girls are boring and tesious at best. Gladstone and Father's skull argees. Plus I may have burnt a hole on the set-tee....again.
Sherlock: Hamish, two things, one you will have what you are given and two, not steal Father's chemicals thay could be
Hamish: Dangous?
Sherlock: That's my boy -followes him out of the room, leaving John in the kitchen-
John: What have I unleased on the world, upon myself...a horny Sherlock and a mini Sherlock- I'm pretty sure that's one of the sighs of the apocolipce.

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-07 04:26:27 +0000 UTC]

hahahhahahahhaha! Luv it!

Oh dear! A Mini MorMor! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Well I'm sure little Hamish can handle it

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-07 15:50:28 +0000 UTC]

I think they would end up with a litter of boys- 5 - my ideas

Hamish: Eldest, 15, Black curls with dark bule eyes and a lean figure and gentle cheekbones and is an alpha, tall like Sherlock. He's like a mini Mycroft as he is a control freak around his four little brothers. He is calm and collcetive and cool and would be a fanatiasic soldier...more like Captain in latter years. He likes to be in charge and smirks everytime John says 'Hamish is in charge.'He has to break up the fights between his three cousins and his little brother Fairfax

Fairfax: 14, Blonde curls and mid blue eyes and sharp cheekbones, tall and is an Omega. He is the troublemaker and is just like Sherlock in his earlier years (why his name is Fairfax is because Sherlock and Fairfax both mean blonde hair) He has no idea how his words can affect people and has little friends. His hobby is to annoy the hell out of Hamish as humanly possible and starting scraps at school. He too in intrested in crime and justice, but will go the extra mile.

Darwin: 13, Black stright hair and light blue eyes with a short figure and is an Omega. Darwin enjoys experiments and the three sciences. He is comical and enjoys blowing things up in his bedroom he shares with Winston. He is fond of animals...not in a normal way as he is always trying to conduct an experiment on Gladstone and cutting dead animals up on his desk. He would make a kinda Dr.House type Vet in latter years

Winston: 12, Mid height with dark blue eyes and blonde shright hair and is the Alpha. Winston is also like Mycroft as he is intrested in history and the country. He is also the spiting image of Sherlock but with John's facial features. He is usually found in the living room reading up about English history. this makes him a bit too patiohic and a bit racist against the French and Germans as he would begain to dance the 'Loser' chant. It's more than likly he would one day do Mycroft pround and become Prime Minister.

Arthur: (based of Arthur Dent) 10, dark brown stright hair and dark blue eyes, short and the only Beta. Arthur is the baby of the group and has John's heart completely. He is loyal and kind but he's clever, but not as much as his older siblings. His life is mixed with astromonatry, space, aliens and that junk. He love to confuse his brothers and Father by stating that the earth goes around the sun at every meal time. He could easily name the stars and planets. He loves nothing more than playing in the attic with his teleoscope.

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-08 00:01:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh my! Five children...and so close together, Jawn's poor stretched out Man-gina

I like how fully fleshed out the Boys are, are you planning on turning this into a comic strip? Because I feel a story coming on

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-08 17:04:04 +0000 UTC]

Mycorft would have maybe three every sharming sons also that all make their father proud. Basically mini Mycrofts again. All of them. While Gerg is stuck with them all. All every bright and demaning and the eldest George- he enjoys messing with Hamish and Fairfax. While the middle child just shakes his head in shame. The third, I see as a cheeky little bugger who eggs them on. Maybe they could be called Micheal and David?

Like at school-private fonded school and the whole family are labled as the 'Holmes boys' and Farifax is more of a muscian than before- still the asrehole in the family but the artist too

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-10 04:41:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh no---Mini Mycrofts! I feel sorry for any teacher who has a classroom full of Holmes boys heehee--sounds worse than a whole class of Weasley Brothers

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deathtofire In reply to Rose13Red [2012-06-10 10:57:44 +0000 UTC]

John would be in the school office every week because the school would always ring up about either Fairfax's behaviour around other stutdents or Hamish, Darwin, Winston's smart asred replies to the staff. Arthur is the only one who would behave. Bless his little cotton socks. Greg would be there too becuase Geroge and Fairfax would have had a punch up earier in the day or David is being a little bitch to students.

Everytime the two groups meet a fight would always began and there's always a text from Mycroft to everyone saying 'Don't you dare-MH' Sherlock's boys always look bewildered and utter things like 'That's creepy.' and the 'yo papa' jokes began.

Greg: Hi John
John: Hi Greg
Greg: Fairfax?
John: Fairfax...Geroge?
Greg: Geroge
John: Fight?
Greg: Fight...ours?
John: Same.

Oh! how fun would it have been if Moriarty kidnapped John when he was six months preggers with Fairfax? Jim could be expecting his first born!

Jim: Johnny-boy let me be God-father to this one! Pretty-please
John: Sherlock wouldn't like it
Jim: Oh details, details! I have to ask you something.
John: What?
Jim: When you had Hamish, did it hurt?
John: Why do you want to know?
Jim: Silly question John! Just anwser it before baby number two will arrive three months too soon
John: It was the single most painfilled experience in my whole life. It was about a thousand times worst then being shot in the desert. And I am shit scarred on having this one because I bloody told Sherlock i would destroy if he got my up the duff...again!
-Jim goes pale and rubs his tummy-
John: You're having a baby aren't you.
Jim: Well Johnny this has been fun. I would shot you but the hospital is going to scan little Jimmy jr here, I'll keep you posted. BTW tell Sherly he'll be bored for about...nine months after August. I'll be taking Maturnaity leave. Chaoi

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Rose13Red In reply to deathtofire [2012-06-10 20:54:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh GAWD...Jim Spawn

Betcha Jim would be the world's craziest expecting mother...but I think Mycroft would be WORSE....oh the SMUG as if pregnant women weren't Smug enough

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