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[2009-03-18 03:01:46 +0000 UTC]
"Cool Story Bro"
(United States)
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Favourites: 3; Deviations: 7; Watchers: 196
Watching: 2; Pageviews: 85109; Comments Made: 580; Friends: 2
# Comments
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Some spoiled brat: MOMMY GIVE ME THE NEW FIDGET SPINNER!! Β I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIITTTTTTTT. Β I'LL DIE WITHOUT IT!
Me: Zero fucks given.Β
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Fag:
Me:
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i mean
vore is fucked up tho ngl
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Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your trueΒ loveΒ will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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Now You must die! Or else you will DIE.
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Supposedly after you do this, the phone will ring
And there will be nobody there
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lmao i see you really went digging into the comments to find this gem.
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Whenever someone says this to me, I take it as a compliment.
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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!
1. Hold your breath for ten minutes.
2. Die.
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GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!
DON'T TYPE THIS IN THE COMMENTS
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It's impossible to suicide by holding your breath.
YOU HAD ONE JOB
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yo mom had one job, getting an abortion
... she has faile d it seems
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Β Hey Spongebob
Β Yes Squidward?
Β I LOVE YOU BBY!!
...Okay then
Β NO I LOVE SPONGEBOB MORE!!!
NO I LOVE HIM MOAR!!!
Β NO I LOVE HIM MORE!!!!
ME!!
MMMEE!!
MMMEEE!!!!!
MMMMEEEE!!!!
ME!!
MMMEE!!
MMMEEE!!!!!
MMMMEEEE!!!!
10 Hours later...
Β DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM!?!
All: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!
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And Everyone died...
The EndΒ
Β That didn't help at all...
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This is so fucking big that I, wow.
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well i've been looking for that icon set thanks
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What a wonderful story...
It was so great, you deserve some
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Your Moms A Cool Story. Lol Jk, I just like saying you're mom.
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Β As you insert the unknown CD into the CD player, you realise with horror that it is a Justin Bieber CD. Despite your frenzied effort, the Stop, Pause and Eject buttons are all broken. As the music begins, you are killed instantly. It's a sad thing that your live have ended here!
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Who has CD's anymore?
(Completely misses the point.)
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...To be fair, so do I.
Bravo, shattering my earlier point to smithereens.
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that was unintentional...
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is his head exploding?Β Β Β
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Ah.Β That explains everything.
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