Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-05 05:42:25 +0000 UTC]

deviantART muro drawing

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-12 06:43:28 +0000 UTC]

I'VE LOST MY TABLET SOMEWHERE SO I CAN'T PIC REPLY YET BUT OMG HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS THE BEST
CAN
YOU FEEL MY UNDERWEAR STARING OUT FOR YOU~~~~!!~!~~~~~~
HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH STYLIN HEADGEAR
<3333333333333333

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-12 08:47:23 +0000 UTC]

FUNNY THAT, BECAUSE MY TABLET HAS DECIDED TO SLOWLY DIE. IT'S ON IT'S WAY OUT *BAWL*
HOLD ME CAITSY!!!

I'LL CHERISH THE SMELLY UNDIES UNTIL MY HEAD IS TOO BIG FOR THEM, WHICH WILL BE NEVER!
<<<<<<333333333333333333333333333333333 *HEART WARS.... BEGIN!!!!*

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-12 15:40:07 +0000 UTC]

WHAT!?!?!? NO!!!! WHAT NO OMG WHAT. HOW!?!?!?!? CAN YOU GET A NEW ONE???? LET ME SQUEEZE YOU TIGHT COME HERE *WRAPS UP IN TINY BLANKETS AND COCOONS*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUST LET THE UNDERWEAR GROW INTO YOUR HEAD SO IT CAN BE LIKE A NEW STYLE OF FASHIONABLE, SYMBIOTIC DREADLOCKS.
HEART WARS A GOOOOOO
<333 <333 <333 <333 <333 <333 PEW PEWPEWPEWPEPWEPWPEPWPEW

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-01-19 14:06:27 +0000 UTC]

OMG CAITSY!!!! I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT DA FOR AWHILE, BEEN SO BUSY ON LJ. FORGIVE ME, I'VE JUST BEEN PREOCCUPIED DRAWING STUFF FOR PEOPLE AND GETTING BACK IN THE LJ MOOD AND READING THE FUCK OUT OF ANY LOSERS FICS I CAN FIND AND IT'S ALL JUST VERY HARD AND TIME-CONSUMING.

BUT HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO BB, AND OMG, HOW ARE YOU???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

i missed you <3 MWA I'M TOTALLY SNOGGING THE SCREEN RIGHT NOW, CAN YOU TELL?

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-01-25 05:14:14 +0000 UTC]

ZOOONOOOOAAAA *slow motion jogging* AW MAN THAT'S OKAY! I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE GOING AND STUFF BECAUSE I MISS YOU. YOU'RE GETTING BACK INTO LJ??? OH JEEZ I MIGHT HAVE A REASON TO ACTUALLY GO BACK ON THEIR THEN. I WILL HAVE TO CHECK OUT WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING!!!!!!!! :'D
LOLOL AW MAN I KNOW IT'S PRETTY TOUGH TO JUGGLE FICS AND OTHER THINGS. ;-;

I AM GOOD! JUST GETTING FLOODED UP IN ALL OF HIS RAIN THAT JUST FLEW OUT OF NOWHERE.

OK OK I WILL SNOG THE SCREEN NOW TOO - OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO LOOK OUT BB

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-01-30 11:51:35 +0000 UTC]

AND DONE! Here you go my sweet, all for you!

AO3: [link]
or
LJ:[link]

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-01 07:30:47 +0000 UTC]

THIS.
ZONOA.
PLEASE.
MY HEART.
OH GOD.
WHAT.
HAVE
YOU DONE TO ME.

;;;;-----;;;; <3!?! *LEAPS AT YOU WITH A THOUSAND GRAPPLING HANDS*

YOU ARE SO FUCKING CRAZY TALENTED YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?! RIGHT?! WELL I HOPE YOU DO BECAUSE YOU ARE AND THIS IS SO NICE AND OMG I NEED TO LOG INTO LIVEJOURNAL AND SPAZZ ALL OVER THAT TOO BECAUSE YOU ARE SO SWEET AND NICE AND ARE THE BEST AND YOU ARE THE BESET AND I CAN'T MAKE WORDS.
WHAT
IS HAPPENING.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT MAN.
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE SO AMAZING OMG.

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-01 12:11:32 +0000 UTC]

*SMISHES YOU ALL OVER YOUR SILLY FACE*
I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU LIKE IT!

*STANDS ON A MOUNTAIN TO SHAKE MY BOOTY IN TRIUMPH, LIKE SHAKIRA OR SOMETHING*

AND I'M NOT BUT YOU'RE TOO KIND AND I WANT TO JUST, GAH, DO YOU REALISE THAT I DO NOT,
DO. NOT.
SPAZZ OVER STUFF LIKE THIS WITH OTHER PEOPLE?HAVE I FOUND MY SPAZZ TWIN? I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTH! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE, BRO *WEEPS* DON'T LEAVE ME!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-04 13:55:09 +0000 UTC]

AH MY FACE. IT IS SMISHED. WHAT A JOYOUS DAY. ;A; <3 HERE. HERE LET ME JUST. *PETS YOUR HAIR*
I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU DID IT AND OMG I AM STILL FLAILING LOL.

LUCKY THAT MY BREASTS ARE SMALL AND HUMBLE SO YOU DON'T CONFUSE THEM WITH MOUNTAINS OR SOMETHING. THAT'S SHAKIRA RIGHT I THINK IT IS. HAHAHAH OH GOD I HAD TO GOOGLE THE LYRICS. *ADMIRES THE SHAKIRA MOUNTAIN DANCING*

NO I'M NOT TOO KIND STOP THAT. YOU ARE TOO KIND. ;A; ZONOA ASDSDJGHALA
I AM FUCKING ECSTATIC THAT I AM YOUR SPAZZ TWIN I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE LIKE THIS EITHER. WHAT IS HAPPENING. IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASY? MOAR LIKE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU HERE GRAB THIS BICEP. DON'T LEAVE ME EITHER *WEEPS*

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-05 05:22:12 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS WHERE YOU FIND ME UNDER YOUR PORCH CHEWING ON USED SOCKS AND THE WEIRD ROUND MARKS ON YOUR WINDOWS IS ME SUCKING ON THEM AT NIGHT KINDA LIKE THIS [link]

MY BOOBS AREN'T EXACTLY IMPRESSIVE EITHER, SO I MAKE DO WITH MY AWESOME PICK-UP DANCE MOVES [link] EVERYONE TOTALLY DIGS ME, Y/Y?

SPAZZ TWINS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!! *EXPLOSIVE HIGH-FIVES ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN SPEWING LAVA* IT TOTALLY IS HAPPENING! IT'S FANTASY WITHIN REAL LIFE, TUCKED INSIDE A TACO AND INCEPTED INTO THE FUTURE, THAT'S WHAT THIS THING IS! AND OUR EPIC STORY IS A SCI-FI MOVIE HIGH ON COCAIN, DIPPED IN COMEDY AND WRAPPED IN EROTIC INNUENDO, IT WILL BE MADE 20 YEARS FROM NOW AND PEOPLE WILL SAY 'I WISH I HAD JUST A TEASPOON OF THEIR AWESOME-SAUCE', THE END!

*GLUES MYSELF TO YOU (THIS SEEMS STRANGELY FAMILIAR, I THINK WE MAY HAVE DONE THIS ALREADY... NO MATTER, AGAIN!)* I'LL NEVER LEAVE BB, NEVAR!
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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-12 06:56:42 +0000 UTC]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THESE GIFS? THEY MUST BE SOMEWHERE. TELL ME!! ARE YOU ON TUMBLR?!@?!?@!?@?!?@?!@?@@?!?@?!@?!@?!@?@?!@? I WAS WONDERING WHERE THOSE MARKS WERE COMING FROM I HOPED THEY WERE YOU I WAS WATCHING YOU AND VIGOROUSLY KNEADING THE GRASS OHOHOGOHOHGOGH.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIT I NEED ME THAT BOMBTASTIC THRUST SQUAT DANCE. I WOULD TOTALLY BE DIGGING ON YOU IF I SAW YOU OUT THERE BUSTING OUT THOSE MOVES LIKE A FUNK MACHINE OMG YOU MUST BE ALL DA CLUBS REGULARS.

ACTIVATED!!! *JUMPS OFF OF LAVA SPEWING MOUNTAIN AND DRAGS YOU AROUND THE WORLD ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE JUST LIKE ALADDIN HOW COOL IS THIS CHECK IT OUT DOLPHINS!!* YOU JUST BLEW THE TOP OFF MY BRAIN WITH YOUR MADMAN ANALOGIES BUT THIS IS GOOD LIKE A FRENCH FRY THAT IS ON AN INTERGALACTIC JOURNEY TO MY MOUTH BUT WHEN IT GETS THERE THERE IS SO MUCH SPACE KNOWLEDGE THAT I AM INSTANTLY AN ASTRONAUT. HEY BB CHECK OUT MY SPACE BOOTS LET ME TAKE YOU OUTTA THIS WORLD *CHEESY WINKKN*

ZONOA.
YOU HAVE THE BEST DRAWINGS.
EVER.
I LOOK COOLER THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY LIFE. I FEEL COMPLETE WITH YOU GLUED TO MY SIDE. AND MY CAPE IS SHFGLHRUHALUKFHL FUCKING HELL WE ARE AWESOME. WHY AREN'T WE AN ANIME?!
WHY AREN'T YOU AN ANIME FAMOOSE YET?!?!?!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT IS THE BEST.

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-12 09:01:27 +0000 UTC]

OHOOHOHHOHOHOHO I HAVE MY WAYS (= STALKING TUMBLR ACCOUNTS AND JUST BEING A LOSER WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON THE NET) BUT SADLY NO, I HAVE NO TUMBLR, I FUCKING CAN'T I DON'T KNOW HOW, JUST WHAT? BUT I CAN GAUGE THAT YOU DO!! OHOHOHH WANT NAO! BUT NOW, I WILL GIVE YOU THE SINGLE BEST GIF I HAVE AT MY DISPOSAL, EVAR! [link] ENJOY!

SERIOUSLY, MY WHOLE WORLD WAS JUST MADE BETTER WHEN I REALISED THAT THERE IS A STORMTROOPER, SOMEWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE, THAT KNOWS HOW TO DANCE THE FUNKY!! DA CLUB? VADER IN DA CLUB, BUT EXCEPT NOT, BECAUSE IT CANNOT HANDLE HIM RIGHT NOW [link]

WE'RE TOTALLY GOOD AT CONFUSING EACH OTHER BECAUSE THAT ANALOGY ALONE TOOK ME THREE READS TO BE LIKE OOOOOOH... RIGHT! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. AWESOME-SAUCE ANYONE?

TEE HEE ILY BB!!!
WE NEED TO HAVE WEEKLY POSE MEETINGS WHERE WE WORK ON OUR POUTS AND TRIM OUR MOUSTACHES AND WORK OUR BUTT POSES.
WHY, WHY DON'T WE HAVE AN ANIME YET? I DON'T KNOW. I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN KNOW! THERE SHOULD BE ONE, I THINK THE WORLD AGREES ON THAT.
*SMISHES YOUR SMISHABLE FACE*

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-12 15:32:35 +0000 UTC]

OH HAY THAT'S WHAT I USED TO DO BUT THEN I MADE ONE BECAUSE IT MAKES IT EASIER TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE PRETTY GIFS AND FICS! (I AM ALSO A LOSE THAT SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET EKKEKEKEEKEKEK, BUT WE ARE COOL ;3; ) AW MAN. YOU SHOULDE MAKE ONE. AND THEN. AND THEN I CAN FOLLOW YOU AND YOU CAN FOLLOW ME AND I CAN ACTUALLY HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ON THAT DARN SITE!!
FFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT EMMA STONE!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD
WHY
WHY IS SHE DOING THAT
I HAVE TO SAVE THIS IMMEDIATELY!

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT STORMTROOPER. MAY HAVE BEEN YOU? PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS SO YOU CAN TAKE ME UP TO THE DEATH STAR PLSPLSPLS. AND THEN I WILL GIVE YOU MANY NICE THINGS. YEAH MAN! DA CLUB!!! AANASDHFJGKDHLJGKHJFJSGHAJSD STOP DOING THIS TO ME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD IT'S 1:30 IN THE MORNING AND I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE VADER RITE NAOOOOOOO

I AM IN AGREEMENT AS TO THIS WEEKLY MEETING. WHERE SHALL IT BE HELD? ALSO I NEED HELP WITH MY BUTTPOSES ZON I AM NO GOOD AT THEM. LOOK AT THIS FLAKY BUTT. I HAVE NO ZAZZ!!! ;;;---;;;
*RIDES AROUND IN YOUR HAIR*

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-01-25 05:43:41 +0000 UTC]

CAITSYYYYYYY *baywatch style slow-mo with bouncing boobs and long luscious hair swinging* NO IT'S NOT OKAY! BUT I'M CURRENTLY MAKING IT UP TO YOU BY DRAWING COUGAR AND JENSEN, IT'S TAKING A WHILE, BUT IT'S HAPPENING! AND YES, GETTING BACK INTO THE LJ GROOVE (HARDER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK) AND TRYING TO ACTUALLY GET SHIT DONE.

AND OMG, YOU'RE GETTING FLOODED AGAIN? (WHEN I SAID PREOCCUPIED, WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT WAS 'HOLED UP IN MY ROOM FOR WEEKS DRAWING AND BEING A LAZY BASTARD BECAUSE MY HOLIDAY IS SUPER LONG' SO I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE RECENT HAPPENINGS OF THE OUTER WORLD) BE SAFE PLEASE! HAVE, Y'KNOW, SANDBAGS AND INFLATABLE SPEEDBOATS AND STUFF ON HAND!

*makes dolphin noises* I'M SO HAPPY, WE CAN BE SNOGGING BUDS, TOTALLY!


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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-01 07:28:44 +0000 UTC]

OH GURL I LIKE UR SLOW MO *LECHEROUS MAN IN THE BUSHES POSE* IT IS TOTALLY OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. I FORGIVE YOU EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NOTHING TO FORGIVE YOU SILLY LAYDAYE. SKDHJG
WHAT
YOU
WOULD


DO


THAT


HGNNGN
FEELING FAINT
HAPPENINGS
AND FEELINGS

NEVER FEAR THOUGH! THE FLOODS HAVE STOPPED FOR NOW AND THE WEATHER IS AS HOT AS ALL LIVING HELL FIRE AGAIN. I LOVE YOUR DRAWINGS THOUGH SO I'M GLAD YOU WERE AT LEAST DOING SOMETHING THAT. IS SO AWESOME! AND ALL I DO IS SIT IN MY ROOM LIKE A LAZY BASTARD ANYWAY. LAZY BASTARD TWINS!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT
MAN
LOOK
LOOK AT THAT PREVIEW
ARE YOU SEEING
BTW I FUCKING LOVE YOUR LITTLE COMMENTS (DUMBASS WHITE BOY) AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOD YOU ARE THE BEST!! <3

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-01 12:04:47 +0000 UTC]

I TOTALLY DIG CREEPY MEN IN BUSHES, YOU CAN SO BE MY DATE FOR THE PROM! WILL YOU SEND ME STALKER LETTERS AND USED UNDERWEAR?

ALL THE FEELS BABY!
ALL.
THE.
FEELS.

SO YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SWEPT AWAY? *SOBS INCOHERENTLY* I'M SO GLAD! I WAS IMAGINING YOU BEEING CAPTURED BY MER PEOPLE AND FORCED TO DEVELOP GILLS OR SOME SHIT, YOU GUYS GET SO MUCH WATER, I DON'T EVEN.

AND OH YEAH, THE PREVIEW WAS A WORK OF ABSOLUTE MAGNITUDE, BRO. COMPLETE WITH RACIAL DIGS ("I'M NOT RACIST, I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY" - QUOTE BY SOME AWESOME INDIVIDUAL, AS IN NOT ME) AND BEARDS (SERIOUSLY, THESE GUYS MADE ME DIG GOATEES... I FUCKING HATED GOATEES BEFORE)!

LET'S SLATHER EACH OTHER IN HONEY AND ROLL IN CHICKEN FEATHERS! <333333

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-04 14:06:54 +0000 UTC]

MMMMMM YEAH YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE USED UNDERWEAR YOU WANT HEH HEHEHEH COME ON OVA TO THIS BUSH AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THE RUSTLE HUSTLE. LOL WHAT. YES! I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR PROM DATE.

I AM STILL HERE HAHA. ALTHOUGH DOWN YOUR WAY HAS BEEN GETTING AN AWFUL LOT OF RAIN SO ARE YOU OKAY? I WILL SEND LIFERAFTS AND SEARCH PARTIES POST HASTE!! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THOSE MER PEOPLE A RUN FOR THEIR... MER-MONEY.

OH GODDDD, IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE. BOTH THE FINISHED PRODUCT AND YOUR DRAFT. DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS *LE POSE* HAHAHAH. HOLY SHIT MY DAD SAYS THAT WHOLE "I'M NOT RACISE I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY" ALL. THE. TIME.
BEARDS. SCRUFF. YES. OH GOD. MAN FACE HAIR IS SO NICE. DIDN'T GOATEES JUST SEEM LIKE A DOUCHE THING BEFORE LOSERS?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

LET'S ROLL AROUND IN THE OCEAN AND MAKE SANDCASTLES AND THEN YELL AT SCHOOL CHILDREN <3

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-05 06:11:29 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFFFFFF THE RUSTLE HUSTLE? I'M TOTALLY ON THAT! OKAY, REMEMBER, PONCHOS AND SOMBREROS AND TIGHTS ARE THE ACCEPTABLE FORM OF PROM WEAR, AND IF NOT POSSIBLE, THEN A GORILLA COSTUME.

PFT, I DON'T THINK SYDNEY COULD FLOD IF IT TRIED, WE GET HEAPS OF WATER AND IS ALL JUST GOES AWAY. I CAN SIMULATE IT THOUGH, BY GOING IN MY POOL AND PRETENDING I'M STANDING ON A STREET, BUT THEN PEOPLE THROW STONES.

ONE FRENCH GIRL COMING UP (I TOTALLY BLITZED THIS, SKILLZ IS WHAT I HAVE)! HAHAHAHAHH MY DAD DOES THE SAME THING, AND MY GRANDAD, IT'S EMBARRASSING BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS DO IT WHEN GUESTS ARE THERE DAMMIT!!! AND YES, I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT GOATEES WERE A SIGN THAT A. YOU WERE A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG/WANKER AND B. THAT YOU PROBS HAD SEVERAL STI'S THAT I SHOULD STEER WELL CLEAR OF! BUT COUGAR AND JENSEN HHHNNNNNGHGHGHGGNGNGNGNGNNGNGNGNGNGNGN FEMBONERS INTO THE HORIZON.

I LOVE YELLING AT CHILDREN. HOW YOU KNOW ME SO VELL DARLINK? <3333333333333333333


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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-12 06:48:30 +0000 UTC]

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFGGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THAT ZAZZY MO'FOCKIN FRENCH GIRL OMG I CAN'T BREATH LOOK AT THAT FACE IT IS TRUE BEAUTY IF ONLY I REALLY LOOKED LIKE THAT OMG THAT SWEET BUTT IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T LOOK AWAY IT HAS ITS OWN GRAVITY IT IS SUCKING ME IN THIS IS AWESOME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

OKAY I SAW THE OTHER DAY ON THE NEWS THAT SYDNEY WAS HAVING FLASH FLOODING SO I HOPE THAT YOU WEREN'T IN THAT AREA EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID THAT SYDNEY DIDN'T FLOOD I DON'T KNOW. BE SAFE!! <3 AHAHAHAHAH I WOULD NEVER THROW STONES AT YOU IN THE POOL. WHY WOULD PEOPLE.
STONES/!!!?!?

OH THANK GOD I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THIS HAPPEN IN THEIR FAMILY. YOU UNDERSTAND ME *EMBRACE IN A CAVE*
YOU COULD EVEN COMBINE THE DOUCHEBAG AND STD AND SAY THAT THEY HAD AN STD THAT MADE THEM A DOUCHEBAG AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF IT WAS TO SHAVE THE GOATEE. LIKE GOATEE FACE CRABS. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ALIENS.COULD YOU IMAGINE A GOATEE TRYING TO CRAWL DOWN YOUR THROAT AND LAY ITS EGGS IN YOU OMFG I FEEL UNWELL NOW.

I JUST HAD AN INKLING THAT YOU WERE OF THE SOPHISTICATED YELLING AT CHILDREN CLASS OF LADIES? I WAS CORRECT! PIP PIP *MONOCLE JOSTLING* COME, MY DEAR!

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2012-02-12 08:44:24 +0000 UTC]

WHEN I SAW THIS I ACTUALLY HAD TO GO BACK AND SEE WHAT THE HELL I'D DONE (I LEGITIMATELY FORGOT WHAT THE HELL I DREW) AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH BUT WAIT, WAIT, OH GOD, YOU THINK THAT I DREW YOU LIKE THIS? *CAN'T BREATHE* AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUT THIS IS WHAT FRENCH GIRLS LOOK LIKE, YES?

DUDE SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY. WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS AND SAW THAT SYDNEY WAS ACTUALLY. FUCKING. FLOODING (HOW, WHY, WHAT EVEN, HOW?). I TURNED TO MY MUM AND WAS ALL 'THE OTHER DAY, I TOLD SOMEONE THAT SYDNEY COULDN'T FLOOD, BECAUSE IT FUCKING CAN'T; THEN THIS HAPPENS... DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE UNIVERSE'S WAY OF SAYING FUCK YOU?' MY MUM LOOKS AT ME ALL DISAPPOINTED AND SAYS 'NO DEAR, IT'S SYDNEY SAYING WHAT BRISBANE CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER. 'THE UNIVERSE?' DON'T BE RIDICULOUS' ....... MY FAMILY = FUCK MY LIFE. I THOUGHT IT WAS SYDNEY VS. MELBOURNE???????? WHY DO I EVEN CARE, 'CAUSE I DON'T!

OH GAAAAWWWDDD IT'S COME TO LIFE AND WILL FORCE IT'S WAY INTO YOUR MOUTH AND DOWN YOU THROAT (ASKJDFHAKSFJGAKSLJFGAKSJFGALHSFGJLAH NO!) AND WHAT? LAY HAIR EGGS? GIVE OUR STOMACHS A FURRY LINING (SIDE-EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE FUR BALLS)? AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OH GOD, I FEEL ILL NOW. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SUCH DISGUSTING TEXTUAL IMAGERY? WHY CAITSY?

OOOHOHOHOHOHOHO I VERY MUCH AM SIREE, LETS BRING CANES AND WE CAN BELT THEM IF THEY GET TOO CLOSE! TALLY HO!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2012-02-12 15:38:18 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING OF THAT... BEAUTY!!! MAGNIFICENT. I WILL NEVER FORGET IT IN MY LIFE!! LOLOLOLOLOL WELLLLLLLL YOU DID MAKE ME AN AWFULLY ATTRACTIVE FRENCH GIRL. AND WHAT IF THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!? MYSTERIES ABOUND. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO FRENCH.
YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK, ZONOA, I WILL TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT WITHOUT QUESTION.
WITHOUT.
QUESTION.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA AS SOON AS I SAW IT ON THE NEWS I WAS LIKE, "BUT ZONOA SAID THAT SYDNEY DOESN'T FLOOD WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT LOOK AT ALL THAT WATER, OH MAH GAD I HOPE SHE IS OKAI!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OHGOD. OH GOD YOUR MUM HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DUDE! THERE HAS ALLLLWAYS BEEN THE SYDNEY BRISBANE RIVALRY, BY ALL REASONING WE SHOULD BE SWORN ENEMIES BUT I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO CRY EMBARRASSINGLY ON YOUR FRONT DOORSTEP BY THE WINDOW. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MAN YOUR FAMILY SOUNDS AWESOME.
AND YOU DO CARE!!!
IT'S BRISBANE VS SYDNEY AND WE ARE CAUGHT UP IN THIS INTERSTATE WARZONE.

LAJHASGKLA;;ASA;LSL OH GOD NO NOW I AM THINKING ABOUT IT AND IT FEELS LIKE THERE IS HAIR IN MY THROAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AND THEN THE LITTLE HAIR BABIES CLAMBER OUT AND DISGUISE THEMSELVES IN YOUR OWN HAIR. :I= OH JEEZ, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULD GIVE YOU SO MUCH DISGUSTING TEXTUAL IMAGERY I AM SO SORRY. *EMBRACES AND CRIES*

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-07-15 21:53:01 +0000 UTC]

OMG, JUST CAME BACK FROM 3 WEEKS IN THE NORWEGIAN WILDERNESS AND HAVE 6 HOURS BEFORE I'M SET TO WAKE AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TO GO TO SOME ISLAND IN DANISH WATERS WHERE I'LL BE FOR A WEEK.... I MISS THE INTERNET *SOBS*

BUT I AM WELL AND APOLOGISE FOR NOT REPLYING, BUT THE PAST 3 WEEKS AND TWO DAYS HAVE BEEN ALL AIRPLANE FLIGHTS, DRIVING AT 6 HOUR INTERVALS FOR 18 HOURS AND THEN BEING ABANDONED IN THE WILDERNESS TO MAKE FIRES AND HUNT FOR FOOD THEN DRIVE THE 18 HOURS BACK AGAIN TO HAVE ONE DAY OF REST, SO... BUT, BUTBUTBUT, IN A WEEKS TIME, I'LL TOTALLY BE FREE AND HAVE ALL THE INTERNET I DESIRE!!!

I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU TOO!!!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-07-17 01:34:41 +0000 UTC]

IN THE WILDERNESS? BEAR GRYLLS??! : DDDD WELL COLOUR ME IMPRESSED! I REALLY DON'T THINK I COULD DO 3 WEEKS IN THE WILDERNESS. OH MAN YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME, ACTION!ZONOA!! I'M SORRY YOU DON'T GET THE INTERNETS. ;;;----;;;

DON'T APOLOGISE - IT'S ALL GOOD, I JUST LIKE TO BE OVERBEARING AND CHECK ON YOUR HAPPENINGS. LOL HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU'VE HAD AN ADVENTUROUS 3 WEEKS BY THE SOUNDS OF IT. MAKING FIRES, I CAN BARELY MAKE TOAST. YOU CAN LAST THIS ONE WEEK!!1 I HAVE FAITH IN YOU ZONOA GRYLLS.

STAY SAFE, BRO!!!

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-06-18 13:42:40 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S TOTALLY FINE, AND I'M SORRY YOU'RE FEELING DOWN!!! NOW I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BE DRAWING A MILLION LITTLE THINGS FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!

I WANNA LET YOU OUT OF THE GLASS CAGE, IT'S NOT GOOD TO KEEP EMOTIONS AND EVERYTHING BOTTLED UP! <3

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-06-19 10:35:36 +0000 UTC]

WHAT ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR? PLEASE DON'T BE SORRY. ;-; I'M FEELING ALOT BETTER NOW C: BUT OMG YOU ARE SO SWEET AND NICE. YKNOW I WILL JUST CONSUME EVERY BIT OF ART LIKE THE ART WHORE I AM. AND YOUR'S IS JUST SO GOOD!

LOLOL OH THAT'S JUST ME BEING DRAMATIC. I SMASHED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GLASS CAGE, THANK YOU MY FRIEND.

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! <3

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-06-10 10:42:24 +0000 UTC]

AWWW YOU'RE SO SWEET!! I HAVE NOT BEEN LANDMINED (OMGAHAHAHA) I HAVE SIMPLY BEEN IN THE DESERT ON A 10 DAY HIKING TRIP - IS DEAD - NEAR THE DEAD SEA. CAME BACK YESTERDAY EXHAUSTED AND TOTALLY TANNED (FUCK YEAH)!

But I feel loved, truly! Do I really always reply that quickly to messages? Am I that predictable, OMG I must look like I have no life *hides under a mountain*. NO NO, I LIKE PRESSURE, PRESSURE IS GOOD *WINK WINK* IN ALL SENSES OF THE WORD, OMG I TOTALLY JUST WENT THERE DIDN'T I?

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-06-19 12:07:31 +0000 UTC]

PHEW THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT BECAUSE I WAS GETTING WORRIED! WTF WERE YOU IN THE DESERT FOR?!?!?!? EXTREME TANNIN?! CAMELS?!?! AND YOU GOT TO GO TO THE DEAD SEA.. DID YOU GO AND FLOAT ON IT OMG I AM ACTUALLY QUITE JEALOUS RIGHT NOW. (FUCK YEAH ALSO!!!)

I am glad you feel loved! FEEL IT! Yeah, you do usually reply super fast and I'm like *a few days later* duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrr betr go n check ma messges wats the internet durp. NOOOO! NO NO NO! Not no life! Just really nice and enthusiastic! You're doing more than me all of the time. OHOHOHOH YOU DID JUST GO THERE, MMMMMMHMMMMM. *APPLIES PRESSURE* HOW ABOUT THIS!?!? OHOHO NYORO.

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-04-02 13:07:06 +0000 UTC]

And thank you for giving that message on (for a moment there I was all 'How the hell do they know each other', but then I remembered that she's into Nellis too LOL)!!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-04-02 13:40:04 +0000 UTC]

Not a problemo, zonoarino. LOL That's actually the first time I talked to them, they saw that I mentioned you in the lj post and sent me a message to ask how you were going since you hadn't been on msn for a while? Or something?
YOU'RE SO POPULAR. ;3; ;3;

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-04-02 13:54:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol, not really, but I talk to heaps of people, I just find it really easy to make friends with people over Fandom because I have no RL friends who are into it AND I NEED TO LET OFF STEAM SOMEWHERE!!! But you are definitely the most entertaining yet, I don't think I've LOLLED/grinned quite so much when reading other people's replies!!!

Speaking of which, DO YOU HAVE MSN?? IF NOT, GET ONE, NAO!!!!!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-04-02 14:16:10 +0000 UTC]

I'M JUST ABOUT TO REPLY TO YOUR NEXT MESSAGE BUT I SAW THIS ONE FIRST AND I GOT EXCITED.
I DO HAVE MSN!
extreme_pedestrian@hotmail.com
ADD ME IF U LIKE ;'3;

And it's easier to talk to people who already like the same things (AKA BIG SWEATY MANSEX OMGGG) as you. But still it's not as if your online friends don't count for anything less SO U R STIL TEH POPLAR OK GURL??? Ugh, isn't it really frustrating when you just want to say, "Oh god, those guys are so doin' it" during a movie with your friends? OF COURSE YOU KNOW HOW COULD I DOUBT THAT. ;3;

oh thank you ;3; <3
Since your the first person to talk to me from a fandom YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY THE COOLEST FOREVER. so thank you!! c: (AND YOU MAKE ME LOL TOO OH GOD I AM AWKWARD SORRY)

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-04-24 10:30:33 +0000 UTC]

OMG PLEASE DON'T TELL ME IT'S TRUE??? NO ONE HAS TALKED TO YOU??? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHY???? DUDE, JUST GO INTO PEOPLES JOURNALS AND SAY

"BE MY FRIEND, NOW!!! (THE NEXT PART IS OPTIONAL) OR I'LL STAB YOU!!!"

AND THERE YOU GO!!

*HUGS YOU* LETS BE AWKWARD TOGETHER *RUNS OFF INTO THE SUNSET FOR LIKE THE 50TH FUCKING TIME AND SINGS OF THE LANDS YONDER*

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-04-30 09:23:31 +0000 UTC]

W-WELL I DON'T REALLY TALK TO PEOPLE SO IT'S PROBABLY MY FAULT I GET INTIMIDATED REALLY EASILY EHEHEHEHEHHE.

SO THE KEY TO MAKING FRIENDS IS STABBING? BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO THREATEN TO STAB YOU!!!! IS THIS A REAL FRIENDSHIP. I HOPE SO MAN.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO I STAB YOU NOW??

*RUNS INTO THE OCEAN WITH A GENTLE SUNSET SETTING ON THE HORIZON FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME AND WE TURN INTO MERMAIDS AND GET TO COMB OUR HAIR WITH FORKS LIKE IN THAT MOVIE AND THEN A SHIP COMES ALONG AND DANNY AND STEVE ARE ON IT AND OH NO!!!!! THE SHIP IS DAMAGED BY A STORM AND THEY ARE DROWING AND THEN WE TAKE THEM TO OUR LAIR AND THEN SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES* <3

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-05-01 20:36:03 +0000 UTC]

NAWWWW, WELL, YEAH. I KINDA FORCED MYSELF ON YOU DIDN'T I? DON'T LEAVE ME!!!

NO, NOT STABBING, BUT WEIRD LANGUAGE (LIKE WHAT WE SEEM TO HAVE PERFECTED TOGETHER OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS) AND PROPOSALS OF MARRIAGE AND A COMMON INTEREST IN MAN-PORN WILL GET YOU AROUND SOME. JUST STALK PEOPLE, COMMENT ON THEIR STUFF REGULARLY IF YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO. IN MY CASE, I DEDICATE ART TO THEIR FICS MOSTLY AND THEN END UP BEFRIENDING THEM, IT DEPENDS!!

*LEGASP* OF COURSE IT'S A REAL FRIENDSHIP... THOUGH I'D LIKE YOU TO FORGO THE STABBING PLEASE!!! I APOLOGISE, SOMETIMES I WRITE EXAGGERATED EXAMPLES TO SHOCK AND FUCK UP PERCEPTIONS OF WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE TO TALK ABOUT! DON'T KILL ME!

I LIKE YOUR THINKING!!!! ALSO, I WANT A PET CRAB NAMED SEBASTIAN AND I WANT A SHELL-BRA THAT MAGICALLY STICKS TO MY BOOBS TOO!!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-05-22 12:52:25 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DIDN'T FORCE YOURSELF ON ME I WAS SECRETLY USING MAGNETS (FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?) TO DRAW YOU IN SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEEM LIKE A NEEDY LOSER. I WON'T LEAVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME EITHER HOMHGOMHGHOMGOM.

OK I WON'T STAB YOU THEN TEE HEE HEE. NAH I THINK I'M OKAY WITH REMAINING SOMEWHAT ANONYMOUS ON LIVEJOURNAL, I THINK YOU'RE THE NICEST PERSON I'VE MET THERE SO FAR THOUGH.; OHOHOHOHOHO SO I'M COOL WITH JUST OUR BROMANCE. *WEEPS* DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT US TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE? OH GOD, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SIGNS!@11 YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT I IRONED YOUR TIE UHUHUHUHUH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SAFE... FOR NOW!@!!1 BUT FOR SRS I'M NOT GOIGN TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND STAB YOU UNLESS YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME TO OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE CAN BE CALLED CLAM TITS!

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-05-24 15:29:11 +0000 UTC]

WELL I WAS USING FORCEFIELDS AND FLASHY LIGHTS!! OKAY, OKAY. WE STAY TOGETHER, FOR. EVER! *GETS THE SUPERGLUE*

WHY DO YOU WANNA STAY ANONYMOUS??? WHYYYYYYYY, YOU'RE SO GOOD WITH FIC!!! OMG I DID FORCE MYSELF ON YOU!! YOU WERE ALL 'MUST. KEEP. LOW. PROFILE' AND I WALTZ IN WITH A KNIFE AND A SMILE AND A 'HOWDY HO, BE MY FRIEND OR I'LL STAB YOU' OMGOMGOMGOMG *SOBSOB* BUT TOO LATE, I'M NEVAR GOING TO STOP NOW!! NEVAAAR!!! I'M BY FAR THE NICEST PERSON ON LJ, *SOBSOB* YOU'RE TOO NICE *BLUSHES AND RUNS AWAY* BUT YES, OUR BROMANCE IS ONE FOR THE AGES!!! WHO SAID 'SEE OTHER PEOPLE'??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CAITSY????? AND I DID NOTICE THE TIE, AND THEN GAVE IT TO DANNY TO WEAR BECAUSE HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH!!

OHOHOHO, HUNT ME DOWN EH???? CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!! *GOES INTO NAVYSEALNINJASTEALTHMODE*

CLAM TITS... AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW THE HELL DO THEY MAKE KIDS WHEN THEIR PRIVATE PARTS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH FISH TAILS??? MAYBE IT'S HIDING UNDER ALL THEIR HAIR, GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'DICKHEAD'. THAT COULD BE INTERESTING, WHEN THE LITTLE BABY MERMAID ASKS WHERE MERBABIES COME FROM, YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY HEAD-BUTTING. OMG I KNOW I COME FROM LAMESVILLE, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-05-31 12:44:31 +0000 UTC]

WE WERE BOTH TRICKING EACH OTHER INTO THIS. THAT IS SO SWEET. LIKE FRIENDSHIPS YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES. YES, FOREVER! *GRABS THE NAIL GUN AND VARIOUS NEEDLES AND THREADS* OK, SO ARE YOU LEFT HANDED OR RIGHT HANDED?

BECAUSE I LIKE BEING ANONYMOUS I DON'T KNOW, I'M AWKWARD ;-; THANK YOU YOU'RE SO NICE <3 <3. NO YOU DIDN'T FORVE YOURSELF JEEZ DO I HAVE TO ... TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC LIKE - SOMTHING DRASTIC I WILL THINK OF PROBABLY AFTER I POST THIS TO GET YOU TO BELIEVE ME?!?!?! BECAUSE I WILL AND BELIEVE ME IT WILL FUCKING DRASTIC! NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO STOP, I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU *GROWS A MUSTACHE* YAH YOU ARE THE NICEST. *PUTS A MOVE ON YOU LIKE IN THE CINEMAS* HAY BABEH I AM DA TEEF INSPEKTOR OPEN UP NOMNOMNOMNOMN. LOLLLLLLL
NO ONE SAID OTHER PEOPLE... I JUST THOUGHT YOU MEANT. OH GOD, ZONNIE I'M SORRY I MUST HAVE READ THE SIGNALS WRONG! SO WRONG! LET'S NEVER BE APART! OH DANNY, WHAT A LOVELY MAN TO GIVE A TIE TO I FORGIVE YOU NOW PLEASE TIE HIM UP WITH IT AND TAKE PHOTOS FOR ME TEE HEE HEE *HOUSEWIFE GIGGLE*

OH BITCH PLEASE I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN, BE READY FOR IT. CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE ME COMING *GOES INTO OPTIMUS PRIME BOWSER TITS STALK MODE WITH RAGE*

MAYBE IT'S LIKE A FLAP THAT THEY SLIP AWAY BEFORE THEY HAVE THE SEX? LIKE A DICK FLAP? LOLOLOL. OMFG YOURS IS SO MUCH BETTER THOUGH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HOW FUCKING AWKWARD WOULD THAT BE - DOES IT LIKE GO INTO HER MOUTH AND SHE CHUNDERS UP EGGS AFTER?!?! YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!!!!! PRETTY SURE YOU WERE BORN IN COOLSVILLE LIKE THE SCOOBY GANG ;D

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Zonoa In reply to caitsy [2011-06-10 12:50:38 +0000 UTC]

WE TOTALLY, LIKE, NEED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!! STAPLE MY LEFT HAND, IT'S LIKE A DEAD FISH ANYWAY *HOLDS OUT HAND* PLEASE BE GENTLE, IT'S MY FIRST TIME!!!

WELL, I'M NOT IMPLYING YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM YOU'RE ADDRESS AND CARD INFORMATION, BUT THE GENERAL LEVEL OF ASSHOLENESS ON LJ (OF WHAT I'VE EXPERIENCED) IS EXTREMELY LOW COMPARED TO OTHER ONLINE GROUPS (STALKERWEBSITES). PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND.... STUFF. ANYWAY!!! NO, NO MORE DRAMA, LET'S STOP MISUNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER AND JUST BRING THE LOVE MAN, LET'S JUST MAKE SWEET SWEET MUSIC AND FORGET THE WORLD *PLAYS THE UKELELE*! DANNY IS CURRENTLY TIED TO THE BED WITH YOU'RE TIE. STEVE IS PLEASED, SO AM I!

OH YEAH? *TURNS ON CHAMELEON-INVISIBILITY-MODE (I TOTALLY HAVE THAT)* YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!! I CAN OUTSMART YOUR ROBOTIC TITTY-SLAP RAGE ANY DAY!!! *TURNS ON EPIC MUSIC (THE GLITCH MOB, DAFT PUNK OR SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE THAT)* FUCK I'M AWESOME!!!

.... 'SHE CHUNDERS UP EGGS' AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA *CAN'T BREATHE, HELP ME* OMG, I'M GOING TO HACK INTO MY BRAIN AND DELETE THIS PART OF OUR CONVERSATION, MERMAID!SEXPOSSIBILITIES IS TOTALLY GOING TO BE SCORCHED FROM MY MIND, I'M GOING TO HAVE PTSD AFTER THIS ARGH!!! BUT WE CAN BE FROM COOLSVILLE TOGETHER, WHERE ARE THOSE MATRIX SUNGLASSES?

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caitsy In reply to Zonoa [2011-06-19 12:05:07 +0000 UTC]

OK HERE COMES MR STAPLER COMING TO SAY HELLO TO YOUR HAND AND THE FLESH AND BONES THAT LAY INSIDE IT. IT'S OK, IT'S GOING TO FEEL PAINFUL... BUT THEN IT'S GOING TO FEEL so good.
*SMASHES RANDOMLY WITH THE STAPLER* DID I GET IT RIGHT?

OH I KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT C: I'M JUST COOL WITH RIDING THE ANONYMOJS TRAIN, AS LONG AS YOU HOLD MY HAND AND TELL ME THAT IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT I CAN DO IT. THAT'S TRUE, I HAVEN'T REALLY EXPERIENCED ANY NEGATIVE BEHAVIOUR SINCE I STARTED POSTING, SO I HAVE FAITH IN THEM. ;3; OK I WILL GET MY TAMBOURINE AND YOU CAN DO SOME ROCKING PANPIPE SOLOS AND WE CAN ROCK THIS OLD FOLKS HOME INTO THE NEXT LUNCH BREAK *NEEEUUURRR YEAHHHH!!!* I AM PLEASED AT DANNY BEING TIED TO THE BED ALSO! SEE NOW NO ONE IS LEFT OUT. NO LET US ALL LEER OVER DANNY'S RESTRAINED BODY.

YEAH!?!?! YEAH!?! WELL THEN. *TUNNELS INTO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH AND BECOMES ONE OF THE MOLE PEOPLE* YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ESCAPE ME... THE HIDEOUS MOLERAT VILLAIN! *REPUGNANT MOLE NOISES THAT DRIVE EVERYONE WITHING A 2KM RADIUS TO DRY HEAVING VIOLENTLY ON THEMSELVES* NYUK NYUK NYUK. MAN I DON'T HAVE ANY COOL THEME MUSIC LIKE DAFT PUNK OR GLITCH MOB. I WILL PLAY THE LONELY SONG ON MY TAMBOURINE. SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIM SHIM SHIM.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DON'T DELETE IT! EMBRACE IT! YOU LOVE THE EGGS THAT SHE CHUNDERS MMMMMMMMM/ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE DONT GET PTSD!!!! I WOULD JUST I DON'T KNOW... PROBABLY LOL BUT THEN FEEL REALLY BAD AND HAVE TO VISIT YOU IN THE PSYCH WARD.

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