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Teikuz ♂️ [22474519] [2012-06-20 20:40:07 +0000 UTC] (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 1

Watching: 4; Pageviews: 2340; Comments Made: 164; Friends: 4

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Syrsa
Favorite movies: Comedy, Action
Favorite TV shows: Anime
Favorite bands / musical artists: Syrsa
Favorite books: Warriors
Favorite writers: Syrsa, Erin Hunter
Favorite games: Star Wars: Republic Commandos, Kid Icarus: Uprising
Other Interests: Writing, Drawing, Martial Arts

# About me

TOO EVERYONE WHO READ THIS WITH ALL OF IT'S PREVIOUS ANGSTY GLORY I'M SO SORRY

# Comments

Comments: 17

Larc-Oppai [2016-02-23 22:38:14 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Teikuz In reply to Larc-Oppai [2016-02-25 20:26:51 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU, I GOT FL STUDIO, I'M SO FREAKING HAPPY

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Larc-Oppai In reply to Teikuz [2016-02-26 12:25:55 +0000 UTC]

YAY IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT YAAAAAAAY

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Larc-Oppai [2015-12-18 15:38:58 +0000 UTC]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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Teikuz In reply to Larc-Oppai [2015-12-18 16:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Not now, I'm strangling pupp... I MEAN HOMEWORK! YEAH! HOMEWORK! I AM NORMAL HUMAN BEING! NO STRANGLING GOING ON HERE! Who said anything about strangling puppies anyways? I didn't. Did you? Of course you didn't! Heh heh heh, *Whispers under breathe* code red, code red, they now we're here... *Explodes* *New me walks up from behind* Hey, that was weird, right? He was probably some weird human android that's been mass produced and sent here to Earth to take over the planet through an abstract plan that involves strangling puppies. Good thing I'm not like that, ha ha ha...right...?

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Larc-Oppai In reply to Teikuz [2015-12-18 16:07:57 +0000 UTC]

psh definately! who strangles puppies anymore? that so lame now......*coughs* murder *coughs* i mean what? i dont murder! who do u think i am? totally not a psycho path if thats what ur implying! i meaan shit their on to us! run mother run! *runs away with old lady carrying cookies and drinks*

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Teikuz In reply to Larc-Oppai [2015-12-18 16:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Get back here! WE ARE THE FRUIT MEN! WE WILL CONQUER ALL! AND NOTHING WILL STAND IN OUR WAY! NOT EVEN LAZER GRANDMA!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!


*In the real world*
You know, we should have called an ambulance by now, they've been having a stroke for the past seven days...

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Larc-Oppai In reply to Teikuz [2015-12-18 16:33:52 +0000 UTC]

NEVER ILL NEVE TELL U WHERE THE BOMB IS!! QUICKLY MY MIDGET APPLE MEN BATTEN DOWN THE LIFE WENCHES RAISE THE STARBOARD BOW IF LIFE OR DEATH U SISSIES

*in the real world*
oh well *shrug* they will be remembered
probably not

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Teikuz In reply to Larc-Oppai [2015-12-18 16:46:18 +0000 UTC]

*Wakes up in the afterlife* *In heaven* Wow, this place is neat! Say, do you know where Loki is? *Angel points downwards towards hell* Ha! In your FACE! *Immediately gets dragged into hell right beside you* ...dammit....

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Larc-Oppai In reply to Teikuz [2015-12-18 17:16:25 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA REVENGE IS SWEET!!!

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Teikuz In reply to Larc-Oppai [2015-12-18 18:10:27 +0000 UTC]

And then they all died.

Again.

Somehow.

~The End

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Larc-Oppai In reply to Teikuz [2015-12-18 18:19:28 +0000 UTC]

*claps*

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DimStorm [2012-11-09 20:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Teikuz? WTF? My lama?
deviantART muro drawing

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Teikuz In reply to DimStorm [2012-11-10 01:30:38 +0000 UTC]

*Omnomnom
You know
*Omnomnom
lammas are pretty delicous
*Omnomnomnomnom

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DimStorm In reply to Teikuz [2012-11-10 16:39:02 +0000 UTC]

Dang quit noming on llamas.. I heard they give you cancer.

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Teikuz In reply to DimStorm [2012-11-11 01:43:18 +0000 UTC]

No, they taste more like bloodclots.

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DimStorm In reply to Teikuz [2012-11-11 04:32:57 +0000 UTC]

lolwutr?

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