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Sword-Ink
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[2007-11-29 04:58:11 +0000 UTC]
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 209; Deviations: 53; Watchers: 80
Watching: 34; Pageviews: 24966; Comments Made: 721; Friends: 34
# Interests
Tools of the Trade: Ink, Paint, Blood, Spit, Fire, etc. Virtually anything I get my hands on.Other Interests: Hiking, Writing, Eating, Magic, Stand-up Comedy and the Circus
# Social Links
instagram.com/sword_and_inktwitter.com/sword_and_ink
# Comments
Comments: 144
Hope you had a great holiday!Β
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...Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me? Whatchu talkin 'bout?
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Don't give me that number again you sly dog you...
Why do you keep doing this? What have I done to deserve you in my life?
I nearly got a heart attack yesterday, and people at my house were looking at me weird because I started yelling at my phone when I saw what you did... again.
Do you realize how it feels to not be able to thank you enough? Huh? Because a simple thank you just doesn't cut it... I just... ugh...
THANK YOU!
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I don't know what parsley you've been smoking but I think maybe when I was beating my doll face into my computer monitor (like I always do on Saturdays) I probably, might have, accidentally, given you a gift...... Cus you're awesome. You're super welcome.
*Surprise!* :3
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First thing: I don't smoke. Second: stop doing that to your face. Third: JUST STOP IT... in general.
Good lord man! My cheese gift is not worthy.
I will try not to fail you this time around.
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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP. NEVER! MWAHAHA!
*combusts*
But seriously, it's a little birthday gift, that's all. You deserve it. Now go get those DD's! Kill 'em dead!
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Just a little something until you get your actual gift
I wish you all the best in the world!Β
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Wait... So you're not sending cheese? *-* Thank you x a billion! 
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Oh no, I sent what I said I would, it's just more of a side-dish than the main course
I just wish I could see your face when you get it
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Will it cause me to cry real human tears? Because that's what cheese does. It makes me soft and fleshy, like a human.
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Eeerrmm... I don't know. Tears of joy maybe? Nah... unlikely.
I'm expecting at least some grinning that's going to cause your jaw to hurt for a few hours. Kind of like with that last thing I sent you
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I'll have you know, I've gone ahead and glued myself to my mailbox. You didn't have to go out of your way to send me stuff! You're so kind ^-^ If it's like the last one, I'll have to get my jaw replaced. I don't think it'll handle those types of grins anymore because I'm an old fart.
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Nooo, why'd you have to go and do that? I'm gonna go ahead and saaaay... end of next week...Friday-ish, OK? So, unglue yourself carefully, and please watch the man suit. Ugh... I really hope you didn't use superglue. Also, tone down the excitement, it's just cheese for god's sake. It might not even be particularly good and I'll just end up looking like an ass.
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Thanks for the watch!
your gallery is savage
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Thank you! I'm definitely digging the b&w art you got, I love stuff like that. I'll be keeping an eye out for more.
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Thank you
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So... uuum... a postman just handed me this giant shipping tube, and get this, it had your name on it
I actually squealed like an idiot as I was closing the door.
I can't even begin to explain what an awesome surprise it was. THANK YOU! 
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You're very welcome ^-^ and thank YOU for being awesome and reading my nonsense. <3
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Now I just need to find a frame big enough 
Also... now I have your new, half-evil address
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Isn't the coolest address? Mwahaha! #333 #dominion
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Isn't the coolest address? Mwahaha! #333 #dominion
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Isn't it*
Thanks phone.
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Yeah. At least my hair doesn't taste like parsley. *runs away*
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w o w
i still cant believe i haven't followed you on here yet.. this is kinda sad lol
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I know right? Shame on you lmao
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but i barely get on this site so its okay
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Yeah you're right lol I forgive you
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You're welcome! Stay excellent!
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You're welcome! Great pictureΒ Β
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Today... I hate you, and you know why *glares at you aggressively*
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BUT! I do hope you have the best fucking time of your life tonight. Headbang your face off for me as well, and don't forget to breathe
EDIT: aaaand, I just read your e-mail and saw that the gig is tomorrow. Fine. Today we're good. I'll hate you tomorrow 
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Well, I typed that before the sun was out so... the gig is happening right now. Hate me.
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www.youtube.com/watch?feature=β¦ 
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It's... It's too beautiful. I can't deal...Β Β
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thank you !!
thank you!!
thank you!!
Yay cake :3
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Thank you so much for the cake, I still can't believe it
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Wait... HOLY SHIT!
Was it you!? It was you wasn't it!?
The sub... are you my anonymous benefactor?
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Oops, spoilers.Β
Happy birthday 
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kljhdklfjhldfjglkdfjgldfjglhgdfgd!!!!
How are you even a real person!
There were actual tears in my eyes, OK? I know it's stupid but... fuck.
I can't thank you enough
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See, that's the thing, I am a ghost. You're very welcome and tears of joy are allowed
I sent you an email yesterday, not sure if you got it. My internet has been acting up.
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