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Steahl
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[2007-03-13 10:12:45 +0000 UTC]
"Braaaains"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 419; Deviations: 43; Watchers: 54
Watching: 73; Pageviews: 5603; Comments Made: 648; Friends: 73
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Khaos, DreyjaFavorite movies: Aliens, most 80's horror, Zootopia
Favorite TV shows: Criminal Minds, Flash,
Favorite bands / musical artists: Steam Powered Giraffe
Favorite books: Currently October Daye Series by Seanan McGuire (followed by incryptid series)
Favorite writers: Seanan McGuire, Andre Norton
Favorite games: Halo, Mass effect, Betrayal, Mind
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox based, old PS games
Tools of the Trade: Braaaaains.
Other Interests: Brains brains
# About me
Steahling Around all the things# Comments
Comments: 69
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Thanks for the llamaΒ
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?Β
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Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.Β
*End of cue card*
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And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thank you for the llama, here is one for you in return. Wishing you success in all your endeavors.
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Thank you so much for the llama, Steahl!Β Β Β Β
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Thanks for the Llama, you get a Llama in return!
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Thank you so much for the llamaΒ (Even though it's your choice on whether or not to watch me back, please accept this llama and watch in return)Β Β
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Thank you for the IIama!Β
Here is one back to you ^^
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Hi!
for the
I leave my Legendary Llamas
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