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Spitboy1
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[2017-03-07 03:28:25 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 694; Deviations: 224; Watchers: 63
Watching: 35; Pageviews: 20590; Comments Made: 6218; Friends: 35
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: BreadwinnersFavorite bands / musical artists: DNCE
Favorite games: Just Dance
# Comments
Comments: 84
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*Wally Warbles, who has a pancake for a body, quietly crosses the window sill. suddenly, he hears something. he glances to see a squirrel standing next to him*
: What are you looking at, furball?
*the squirrel attacks him by scratching his pancake torso. Wally tries to run away, but the squirrel grabs him back. Wally hits the squirrel and scares him away*
: Yeah run away you rodent! *the pancake falls apart*
Oh crud... * his pancake body lands on the ground* Aw man! That's just great.
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: What is your problem?! Look I'm sorry, I can't leave you guys out. Really. I am. But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that!
: WHAT?! You think I did that?
: Oh yeah yeah. The radio just HAPPENED to turn on and the button MAGICALLY ended up in front of you!
: You callin' me a liar?!
: Well, if the boot fits... wear it!
: *angrily* Say that again.
: If the boo TAH... fits... wear it.
: *as she takes her boots off and she rips her dress off, revealing her angel dress, and full of rage* Okay, birdie...
*scared, Wally Jr. hides in a cardboard box. he takes a peek, looking scared*
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: We nearly killed a boy with white hair. How shocking.
: Let's Face it. We suck.
: *crying hysterically, ruining her makeup* I don't wanna be a murderer! I'm too young to go to jail!
: *puts his arm around Sally* I just hope t-t-t-that it was just an a-a-a-accident.
: Someday I just hope zat none of zis ever happened. And everyzing vill be just fine.
: I can't believe this group is breaking up. We've always been together.
: Farewell my friends.
: *raises glass of wine as the rest of the group raise their glasses of wine* To the audience we'll never forget.
*the group sheds tears as Sally
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*Bon Bon angrily storms out of the trailer as Cala nervously follows her with their kart on pulling rope*
: Ask us if we dream of being trainers, Cuphead and Mugman, go ahead. Ask us if we got up in the dark to race each other before school everyday. Ask us if we saved every penny to buy a ticket to the races when they came to town. ASK US if we did that so that we could be trainers someday! Ask us!
: Did You...?
: NO! We wanted to become go kart racers forever! Because of you two!
:*gasps* WHAT?! How come?!
: We used to watch you on TV, flying through the air. You've seemed so... fearless.
: Wha...?
: Dream small, Lil' Bonny and Small Cala. That's what our two families used to say when we were apart before we came friends. "Dream small or not at all". They were just trying to protect us. But we were the fastest girls in town and we were going to prove them wrong.
:What happened?
: When we got to our first race, we figured it out.
: What?
: We didn't belong. The others looked nothing like us. And they were bigger and stronger and so... confident. And when they started their engines, that was it.
: They left?
*Bon Bon and Cala sadly nod*
, : Wow.../Ouch...
: We'd never knew we would be a go kart racer. They just left. It was our one shot and we didn't take it.
: Yeah so we're gonna go back to the training center. I think we all know it's for the best. But can we ask you something? What was it like for you? When you showed up for your first race? How did you know you could do it?
: I don't know. We just never thought we could do it.
: I wish I knew what that felt like. Good luck, Cuphead and Mugman. *she blows a kiss to Cuphead*
: Girls. Girls, wait!
*While Bon Bon is still driving, ignoring Cuphead, Cala is on the back of the kart waving a sad goodbye to Mugman. Mugman looks at her number she gave to him*
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*As Elder Kettle drives away from Rocky Hollow, everybody is in trailer, with Cuphead pissed off*
: So... trophy's kinda nice. Don't cha think? *Mugman nods while Cuphead is still pissed* I know you two have got, like, a billion of them, so you would know.
: Thanks.
: We still can't believe we won. We've never seen one up close. It looks like they spent a lot of money on these, and I think it's real metal...
: Stop! Just stop, okay?! You don't know! You don't even have one single clue!
: Hey! We were just trying to help you...
: Do you know what happens if I lose this race?! *Cala or Bon Bon tried to say something, but he stops them* Every mile of this damn trip was to get us faster than King Dice and The Devil! FASTER! We start off getting nowhere for a week on a simulator! I lose a whole day with you on Aloha Beach! And THEN... I waste tonight on the crosshairs of Miss Fritter! I was stuck in the same speed I was a month ago! I cannot get any faster, because I am too busy taking care of my TRAINER! *Cala and Bon Bon gasp quietly* This is our last chance. Last! Final! Finito! And if we lose, we would never get to do this again! And you two were go-kart racers, you know what I'm talking about but you're NOT! So... You don't! *he punches the wall, causing the trophy to fall and break*
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: I am NOT taking a nap!
*later that day, Cuphead comes into the zen room, yawning. Bon Bon is in her hot pink bathrobe*
: How was your nap, Cups?
: Um... pretty good, actually. *he gets picked up by four workers* What are you...? *one of them takes his head off and places it on the floor*
: You've been walking your limbs for a long time. *she sits down* Have you ever get to know them?
: I'm sorry, what...?
: Limbs are individuals. You should name them.
: Name them? I don't think I should be doing that.
: Of course you would. In fact, I have given the liberty to name my toes. *she puts her feet in front of Cuphead* Mine are Paula, Amy, Christina, Stella, Ronnie, Mollie, Sam, Becky, Dana, and Teri Davidson. They're also hot in pink.
: *completely boiling and blushed* Whoa...
: It's a long story.
: *snaps out of it* Can I put my head back on my torso so I can go on the simulator please?!
: Name them!
: Um... Lefty, Righty, Downy, Downy Jr. okay?!
: Does this piss you off?
: Hell yeah it does!
: *singy song* Use that!
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*Dr Kahl is working on a jigsaw puzzle while listening to calm jazz on the record player. suddenly
"What Have I Done?" by Luna Loud plays very loud next door*
: Will you turn that disrespectful JUNK OFF?!
: Respect the classics, man! It's loud music!
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*Mr. Wheezy and Chips Bettigan are at the Winner's Circle*
: Come on! Bring out the trophy! Kachinga! Kaching...
*the trophy slides right next to them*
: YEAH! Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Hey, how come the only
ones are celebrating is us huh?! Where are the girls? Bring on the confetti! *the confetti hits them violently*
OW!
: OW! Easy with the confetti! What the hell is going on? Come on, take some pictures.
We gotta go sign our deal with the ol' Inkwell Championship! Kachinga! Say it with us!
: *in unison* Kachinga! (x6)
*the fans are heard booing, Lori and Leni are heard booing as well*
: What the hell is wrong with everybody?! *the fans throw things at them* OW!
: Where's the happiness?! *he gets hit with a water balloon* HEY!
THIS IS THE START OF THE CHING ERA! *they exit as they say this*
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: Wah! We're getting thrown away?!
: No! No one's getting thrown away!
: How the hell would YOU know?
: *panicking* We're being abandoned!
: We'll be fine, Cala.
: So why did Pumpkin leave?
: Should we leave?
: I zought ve vere going to ze attic!
: Oh I hate all t-t-t-this uncertainty!
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: You know I just can't afford anymore delays and you're one of those people that cause delays. And sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of people. They're... delay people.
: You mean... *wimpers* You mean you don't like me?
*gets on her knees and starts crying*
: No of course I like you. It's because I like you and I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated... emotion.
*Rumor is still crying as he hugs her lightly* Aw don't cry. I like you.
*The Phantom Express appears out of nowhere*
: Hey you! *turns to Rumor* Ma'am, is this moron bothering you?
: *insulted* What?! No!
: *sniffs as she wipes away her tears* I don't know... Maybe?
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Thanks for the fave, but could you add a comment ON the pic, please?
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: Hey, hello? Hi. Excuse me? *Goopy shushes him as he turns into a ball with no face*
Can you tell me where I am? *Goopy shushes him again and turns back*
: The guy's just asking a question.
: Well excuse me! I'm trying to stay in character. *inhales and
turn back into a ball with no face*
: My name is Cagney. You've met Mr. Quietpants right here.
*Goopy shushes Cagney*
: Hello. I'm Bon Bon.
*Goopy shushes her, and she shushes him back as Cagney rolls his eyes*
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Cala Maria: Okay I have an idea how about we watch a nature show?
TV: A young deer grazing quietly in the meadow...
Goopy: Finally something NOT scary!
TV: ...has no chance against the vicious jaws of a grizzly bear.
Grizz: *from We Bare Bears* Why you little...! *growls*
Pan-Pan: Grizz, DON'T!
Ice Bear: Ice Bear feels sick.
Goopy: EEEEEEE... *faints*
Cala Maria: So... Night of the Zombies?
Cagney Carnation: Yes please.
Baroness Von Bon Bon: Absolutely
Sally Stageplay: Yes.
*zombies growl from the TV*
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: *while holding a torch* Cala, do you see anything?
: AHH! SOMETHING'S GOT ME!
: That was us! We're sorry!
: Who's there?
: Who's there? Who could it be? it's us.
: Are... Are you two my conscience?
: Um... Yeah. We're your conscience. We haven't spoken for at least an hour. How are you?
: Hmm... Can't complain.
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: Okay. Listen up, we can get back to Lincoln's.
But we gotta move fast. We can hide under the seats when
we get back home.
: You've had us through your vinyl noggin, Cuphead.
Lincoln never wanted us anymore!
: He was putting you IN THE ATTIC!
: HE LEFT US ON THE CURB!
: Alright, calm down! Both of you!
: Okay fine. Fine. Just wait till you see what daycare is like.
: Why? W-W-W-What is it like?
: Well. Daycare is a sad lonely place for washed up old dolls
who have no owners.
*Sally overheard this and begins bawling. Rumor and Wally Jr. comfort her*
: Quite the charmer, aren't you?
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: You came from the daycare?!
: How did you escape?!
: It wasn't easy, I... what do you mean escape?
*everyone looks at Goopy in concern, not knowing what to tell Cuphead*
: *as he brings out his book* The Royal Woods daycare is a place of ruined and despair
ruled by an evil souvenir who has stacked up poker chips for a head.
: Chips Bettigan?
: That guy may seem cool and handsome on the outside, but inside, he's a MONSTER!
: Wait. How do you know all this?
: Beppi. He'll tell you.
*Beppi in his carousel form comes up from down below to the kitchen table where Cuphead and
his new friends are. He looks at Cuphead*
: I knew Chips. He was a good doll. A friend. We had the same kid; Amy.
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: W-W-W-What are we going to d-d-d-d-do Mugs?!
#2: Use your head.
*cuts to Mugman #2, Wally, Werner and Dr. Kahl using Grim's head as a battering ram*
: B-B-B-B-BUT I DON'T WANNA USE MY HEAD!
All: RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*the vent door is closed and Grim's head bangs it hard*
: OW!
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*Sally is crying her eyes out after being donated by Lily Loud. Rumor comforts her as Sally's makeup is running*
: Aw it's alright, Sally. You'll be okay.
: *sniffs* Well, Lily and I have been growing apart for years.
It's just... I can't believe she would THROW ME AWAY! *continues sobbing*
: *sarcastic* Welcome to the club, toots.
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: You're doing great!
: Are you classically trained?
: Look I just need to know how to get out of here!
: There IS no way out! *Cuphead gasps* Just kidding. Door's right over there.
: Well new guy, you just dropped right in didn't ya? *a springy hand comes out of her chest* I'm Hilda.
: Uhh... Cuphead. *shakes with it*
: Cuphead? Really? You're going to stick with that? Cause now's the time to change it new room and all. That's coming from a metal doll named Hilda.
*Cuphead bumps into small plastic veggies*
: Who's the new guy?
: Are you a real cup?
: Well actually...
: Course he's not, stems for brains, he doesn't even have a straw!
: I do too have a... *gasps* My straw!
: Told ya.
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#2: Dang it! He's on level 47.
: How are ve gonna get up zere?
: Perhaps if we f-f-f-find balloons, we can float to t-t-t-the top.
: Are you kidding? I'd say we should stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a box of donuts.
: How about a grill cheese sandwich? With chips (fries) and a biscuit (cookie).
: What about me?
: Um... You're gonna be the doll that comes with it.
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: You know, we just can't afford anymore delays and you're one of those people that cause delays.
And sometimes it's a good thing.
: No it's not...
: *covering Ribby's mouth* There's a whole group of people. They're... delay people.
*everyone gasps in the background*
: You mean... *whimpers* You mean you two don't... like me? *breaks down in tears. mascara is running from her eyes*
: No, of course we like you. It's because we like you and we don't wanna be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
*Cala hugs her tail and she is still crying*
: *hugs Cala* Aw don't cry. We like you.
*Captain Brineybeard and his sea creatures show up*
: Hey you! *turns to Cala* Lass, are these two fly eaters bothering you?
: Uhh....
: *sniffs as she wipes away her tears* I don't know...
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Hello. I will making a new movie called Sausage Party 2: AdvenAdventure of Darren and his friends. It's an adult animation film, this time it was thriller-drama.
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I saw the note you sent me. I can do that. Just give me a few days.
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Craig: Hey hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing?!
Danny: What am I doing?
*as he pours himself another glass of water, the others exclaim in anger*
Seth: F**k man!
Danny: What? I'm just pouring myself another glass of
water to wash down that dry ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
James: Well, that's very nice, but you can't just pour yourself
another glass of water man! Will you cut that out?!
Seth: Yeah. We all agreed to one glass at dinner. We voted on it, man.
Danny: Well, man, I am getting sick and tired of all these f**king rules, man.
And you don't see me putting rules on you guys.
James: Well, you cannot have another glass of water.
Danny: Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. Why the f**k is it fair that him and I
should drink the same amount of water? We should be dividing our rations based on our proportionate size.
Jonah: I wouldn't come off as a diva here or anything. It's just I think we
should split everything equally.
Danny: "I just think that everyone should have the f**king same.
I have a goddamn earring." Shut the F**K UP, Jonah!
James: Well, you know what? If you weren't so jizzy all the time, maybe
you'd be more hydrated.
Danny: Well, you're making me into a joke right now, Franco,
and you are not gonna like the f**king punch line.
James: No more jerking off, no more water, just sit the f**k down!
Danny: Okay. I'm done. We're not gonna have anymore water.
Seth: Good.
James: Alright.
*suddenly, Danny grabs the gallon and pours the water on himself*
James: Get away...
All: HEY!
*the others jump him and pull him away. Danny begins
to scream like a woman as Seth and Jonah get the water from
pouring down*
Danny: You guys made this happen!
You guys force my f**king hand by ganging up on me!
James: GODDAMMIT I'M GONNA F**KING
KILL THIS MOTHERF**KER!
*he aims the gun at McBride. he puts the gun in his mouth,
allowing him to shoot him. he doesn't. Danny throw the gun back*
Danny: That's what I thought, nerd... *walks away*
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Sanjay & Craig (2013)
Breadwinners (2014)
Harvey Beaks (2015)
The Loud House (2016)
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James Franco: Who did this?
Seth Rogen: Did what? What are you talking about?
James: Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
I was nice enough to tell you about! Was it you, Seth?
Seth: No.
James: No?!
Danny McBride: It was me, Franco. I f**king made jizz in your magazine.
James: WHAT?!
*Lola and Lana laugh a little*
Danny: When I jacked off long enough, I started jizzing.
I'm starting to assume the same sh*t works for you?
James: Real f**king smart answer! Why didn't you just f**king aim, huh?!
Danny: I have a particularly explosive ejaculte that just goes everywhere!
It's like a f**king wild fireman's hose that you just gotta grab on and pray
to God so doesn't get to your eyes and your mouth!
*Lisa, Lily and Lucy laugh too*
James: The f**k kinda jerking off is that?!
What?! You don't have any brothers?! You don't learn how to jizz
in a f**king sock or f**king tissue?!
Danny: No! I don't have any brothers! I was raised in a house of women!
*Lynn snickers*
James: I highly doubt they f**king touch you and f**king close your
eyes and let you cum wherever you want!
Danny: I mean, you're getting all worked up over a f**king porno mag!
Who has goddamn porno mags anymore?! Welcome to the 21st Century,
Buck Rodgers! You've designed a house with f**king iPads in the walls!
And yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim!
*Lori and Luan let out a chuckle*
James: That's right, man! I like to f**king read!
*Lori and Luan chuckle again*
Danny: Pssh. You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here?
I've been dropping LOADS around this f**king house like a goddamn dump
truck!
*Lola and Lana laugh again*
James: You don't cum on my stuff!
Danny: I'll cum wherever the f**k I want, James!
I'll f**king cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your f**king
art, I'll cum anywhere I want!
*Luna and Leni laugh harder*
James: *making masturbation gesture* I will f**king
cum right on you! I'll cum like a f**king madman all over you, McBride!
Danny: OOH! I f**king wish you cum on me right now! I f**king DARE you to cum on me!
*they both exchange masturbation gestures as the Loud Sisters laugh*
Danny: *grabs the baseball bat between his legs* I'ma jack my dick
so f**king hard in here!
*The Loud Sisters laugh hard*
James: See, this, no more, man, all over your f**king face!
Danny: All more! All over the f**king place! *The Loud Sisters crack up uncontrollably*
I'll f**king cum anywhere I want! I'll f**king cum on these walls, I'll cum on the f**king
cabinets, on the f**king furniture! I'll cum anywhere!
James: If I see your dick one more time, I gonna f**king shoot it off!
Danny: You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
Loud Sisters: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
James: NO F**KING JERKING OFF IN MY HOUSE, McBRIDE!
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*Danny throws the bat down*
Danny: F**k this!
Seth: What?
Danny: I'm too thirsty to do this! And the f**king bitter irony is I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched til I finish this! Goddammit I hate it! *walks away*
Seth: Danny, no! Don't walk away, Danny, don't walk away from me!
Danny: It's too late, Seth! I already walked away to much!
Seth: No you haven't! You can still just f**king turn around and come back and help me! *Danny disappeared around the corner*
Seth: Danny? Daniel?
Loud Sisters:
Lily:
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