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# Statistics
Favourites: 285; Deviations: 86; Watchers: 10
Watching: 17; Pageviews: 6052; Comments Made: 1124; Friends: 17
# Interests
Favorite movies: MirrormaskFavorite bands / musical artists: Robyn Hitchcock
Favorite writers: Charles De Lint
Favorite games: Drawn to Life, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games, Sims 2
Favorite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, pencil, pen, ink, colored pens
Other Interests: Wolves, cats, drawing, impressionism, dark art, ying-yang things, opposites, elements, and night
# About me
[UNDER CONSTRUCTION]Funny Quotes:
(I have no idea where any of them came from, I just compiled them, so do not ask, 'cause I dunno)
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know.
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know.
Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about.
Amen.
(Best. Prayer. EVER.)
About as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit.
A legend in his own mind...
He's an expert on padded cells.
He couldnae' engineer his way outta paper bag!
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Don't look back - something might be gaining on you.
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new after all.
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around in it until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go hey, I'm Vine Man.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family,
in another city.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation.
You can study and get any certificates... but you cannot get your own death certificate.
A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art⦠It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Favourite genre of music: Alternative and old Rock-and-Roll
Favourite style of art: Manga, surreal
Shell of choice: Seashell??? (what does this mean?)
Favourite cartoon character: Goofy, the Genie from Aladdin (Robin Williams is hilarious!)
Personal Quote: (for no reason) *GASP*.........what?
# Comments
Comments: 230
SageWings In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-08-10 14:54:19 +0000 UTC]
will you make your leader kitty for the group?
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SomniumWandrian In reply to SageWings [2011-08-10 14:59:24 +0000 UTC]
uh okay sure!
Name: Distantstar
Look: Slightly smaller than normal she-cat with black fur and silvery markings (I can do a picture) and silver-grey eyes.
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SomniumWandrian In reply to SageWings [2011-08-10 15:02:12 +0000 UTC]
I am really good at drawing cats so anyone who wants me to draw their cat can messege me if they want me to.
(They'll need to give me a description though...)
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SageWings In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-08-10 15:03:45 +0000 UTC]
dont worry they have it up. will you help me decide how shalow_____ will look?
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SomniumWandrian In reply to SageWings [2011-08-10 15:05:05 +0000 UTC]
shallow___ ...hm.
Sounds like a grey lepord spotted tabby to me.
White paws or markings mabye and shorthaired.
Waddya think?
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SageWings In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-08-10 15:07:19 +0000 UTC]
maby i was thainking white withorenge sploches and light grey stripes
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SomniumWandrian In reply to SageWings [2011-08-10 15:08:21 +0000 UTC]
Mmm, orange and grey..
what kind of stripes?
Tiger? Thin tabby?
Or stripes that taper out to spots?
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SomniumWandrian In reply to SageWings [2011-08-10 15:51:14 +0000 UTC]
okay.
(btw I have been spell checking and grammar-affying everything, check out the new windclan page and see what you think and if you want I can do it for all the clan pages...)
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SageWings [2011-04-23 15:15:52 +0000 UTC]
come on bud i want you to join our group but you have been ignoring me did i do somthing wrong ?
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SageWings [2011-04-22 19:39:07 +0000 UTC]
happy b-day! and dont forget about our new group^^
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SomniumWandrian In reply to darklove664 [2011-04-24 20:30:03 +0000 UTC]
THANKSYOU!!!!!!!
*hug*
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SageWings [2011-04-21 20:46:21 +0000 UTC]
you have 4 weeks until i put up the last leader post up for grabs agin. i really want you to join so do it soon becuse its not fair to make every one else wait to get it
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SageWings [2011-04-17 10:38:06 +0000 UTC]
hurry! someone is trying to take your space as leader!!!
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SageWings [2011-04-14 21:05:48 +0000 UTC]
hello! will you responed to my note about the group? thankx!^^
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SageWings In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-14 21:25:26 +0000 UTC]
okay i just sent another^^
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SomniumWandrian In reply to SageWings [2011-04-24 20:00:11 +0000 UTC]
OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzaWa
Tnaks!
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SageWings In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-14 21:13:10 +0000 UTC]
thats okay^^ and i just sent another about more rules and ?'s
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 03:36:59 +0000 UTC]
Great. Thats good.
Your point?
I obviously felt the need to refine the point.
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 04:13:51 +0000 UTC]
How are you today!? I'm good. Is your friend dead yet?
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 04:26:52 +0000 UTC]
And total random crap will help prove what in this convorsation?
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 04:27:23 +0000 UTC]
RULE 11 GO!
*conversation
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 04:33:20 +0000 UTC]
I think rule 63 might apply~
*I stink at spelling in general~ so thanks for that anyway.
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 04:38:19 +0000 UTC]
Rule 6, Rule 8, Rule 20, and finally rule 31. Especially rule 31.
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 04:44:47 +0000 UTC]
Again, rule nine encompasses rule eight as you obviously found out,
rule twenty-one warns me of your trap,
AND SURE, IF YOU MUST, but then that gets killed by rule thirty-two~
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 04:48:44 +0000 UTC]
Rule twenty one, being "Original content is only original for a few seconds before getting old" has warned you about my trap? And what statements am I proving with pictures?
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 04:50:18 +0000 UTC]
Which list are you looking at???
Mine says:
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 04:51:12 +0000 UTC]
I'm looking at the only one that matters. You're clearly looking at the wrong one. Dumb bitch is dumb.
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 04:55:27 +0000 UTC]
[link]
Clearly there are over a trillion different versions~
If you wish to enlighten me by telling me which is yours, by all means, do so,
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 04:57:44 +0000 UTC]
Yours is on dA so it is clearly wrong.
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 05:05:04 +0000 UTC]
My list was on urban dictionary, not on DeviantArt, soooo, your argument is null.
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 05:10:18 +0000 UTC]
Also full of fucking fail. So whatever.
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 05:16:32 +0000 UTC]
*rolls eyes*
Sure, whatever.
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UnsourIsurus In reply to SomniumWandrian [2011-04-05 05:19:16 +0000 UTC]
My rules are from a place you don't tread because you would experience massive amounts of butthurt. As that keeps you and other similar people away, my rules are clearly better.
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SomniumWandrian In reply to UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 05:21:43 +0000 UTC]
Uh-huh.
Riiiight.
*rolls eyes again*
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UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 03:25:09 +0000 UTC]
There are no girls on the internet after all.
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UnsourIsurus [2011-04-05 03:25:02 +0000 UTC]
And raven whatever his face is totally a boy.
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