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PoisonLikeCandy ♀️ [936009] [2004-06-21 19:58:00 +0000 UTC] "SKU" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 824; Deviations: 19; Watchers: 57

Watching: 19; Pageviews: 27523; Comments Made: 3222; Friends: 19

# Interests

Tools of the Trade: soul

# About me

Current Residence: Normal, IL

I'm a massage therapist. I won't get your junk off, but I pride myself in you being happy at the end of my massages. Just put your naughty bits away. But that is my art. I do it my way, and I do it well. Sometimes I also take pictures or sketch, or even write shoddy poetry/prose. But the real art is in how I make a person feel better in his or her own skin.

# Comments

Comments: 723

bokugakowai [2016-02-19 13:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

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MojoBrown [2011-02-19 13:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday Keely! Heart Heart Heart Heart Heart Party Party Party Party Party Have your cake and eat it too

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to MojoBrown [2011-03-03 09:51:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Always nice to be on the 30 side of twenty five. :-p

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MojoBrown In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2011-03-03 11:24:17 +0000 UTC]

Aww Aww Aww Aww Aww Your welcome.

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psion005 [2010-05-13 14:40:20 +0000 UTC]

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Welcome to the madhouse Slow Slow Slow Slow Slow

Here ya go, have a Llama

Me---> Alien Alien Alien Alien Alien

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Xswiffy [2010-04-11 21:43:12 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave on "wildflower" :D (Big Grin)

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scholarwarrior-lad [2010-04-03 04:53:43 +0000 UTC]

[link]
Baked means?

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-04-03 05:54:48 +0000 UTC]

omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-04-03 06:01:13 +0000 UTC]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG omgomg

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-04-03 06:02:42 +0000 UTC]

hyStERiCAL

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GargoylesBlood [2010-04-02 05:52:23 +0000 UTC]

St. Patricks Day! "Thank ye for the Llama.: Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie!

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to GargoylesBlood [2010-04-02 05:53:26 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. :D (Big Grin)

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GargoylesBlood In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-04-02 05:56:32 +0000 UTC]

St. Patricks Day! "Did ye get yours from me? ...Just curioius."

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to GargoylesBlood [2010-04-02 05:59:06 +0000 UTC]

If you sent me one I'm sure I got it. I just got a bunch at once earlier and deleted the notifications all in one chunk without looking who sent them.

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rustym [2010-04-02 01:30:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite.

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to rustym [2010-04-03 19:00:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for having Zombie Mitch Hedberg ( Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff RIP Mitch) do away with Larry the Cable Guy. w00t! w00t! w00t! w00t! w00t!

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BeautifullyChaotic [2010-04-01 08:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Love Love Love Love Love

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to BeautifullyChaotic [2010-04-01 08:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Here's a kiss for you, my love!

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scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-27 07:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Pat pat Pat pat Pat pat Pat pat Pat pat + Mwahahahahahahaha! ?

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-27 20:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Is this a real riddle?

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-27 20:31:28 +0000 UTC]

No.

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-27 20:36:18 +0000 UTC]

Then I claim... LUKE! :P (Lick)

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-27 22:04:47 +0000 UTC]

That is correct. Laughing
Um, I mean password accepted... halt who goes there!1!!

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-27 22:12:26 +0000 UTC]

:P (Lick) You're very silly.

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-27 22:15:33 +0000 UTC]

It's been a very trying week. I'm letting off some uh... frustrations by goofballing a bit?

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-27 22:22:15 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome to it. Aww Aww Aww Aww Aww I hear masturbation also helps. But please don't wank on my page :P (Lick)

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-27 23:27:19 +0000 UTC]

That was just begging to be said due to entendre.
I'd never dream of it.

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 00:16:35 +0000 UTC]

I salute you! Glad to take the bait, chief. Here's a kiss for you, my love!

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-28 00:40:10 +0000 UTC]

Laughing

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 00:44:58 +0000 UTC]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Oh captain, my captain?

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-28 00:55:55 +0000 UTC]

Noes! Noes! Noes! Noes! Noes! !!!
Laughing

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 01:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! I love making my friends noes! EVIL Laughter!

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-28 01:13:23 +0000 UTC]

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 01:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Fear Fear Fear Fear Fear

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-28 03:17:59 +0000 UTC]

not to be confused with

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 03:19:13 +0000 UTC]

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-28 03:19:50 +0000 UTC]

:P (Lick)

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 03:26:26 +0000 UTC]

Very good. I bow to you.

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scholarwarrior-lad In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-28 03:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Laughing heh.
One good turn deserves another.

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to scholarwarrior-lad [2010-03-28 03:35:08 +0000 UTC]

High-five! then.

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passenger-nq [2010-03-14 21:09:15 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave on my tattoo. much appreciated Lick - :lick:

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to passenger-nq [2010-03-14 21:11:40 +0000 UTC]

You're welkies. I really like it. :D (Big Grin) - :D

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passenger-nq In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-14 21:32:52 +0000 UTC]

hehe and it's gonna grow some more. i just need the cash and time to get some more work done La la la la - :la:

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to passenger-nq [2010-03-14 21:37:48 +0000 UTC]

When I'm thinner i want some torso work done.

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passenger-nq In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-14 21:43:02 +0000 UTC]

sounds good. but i gotta warn you, the stomach is painful Wink/Razz - ;p

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to passenger-nq [2010-03-14 21:47:29 +0000 UTC]

Pain and I don't communicate the same way as pain and everyone else. And anyway I'm thinking I should be more worried about the ink along my ribs :P (Lick) - :P

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passenger-nq In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-14 21:50:00 +0000 UTC]

yeah the ribs sure will be painful. i'm kinda scared of them as well

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to passenger-nq [2010-03-14 21:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Enh. It is what it is. Any time we willingly drive needles into our skin for art... Shrug - :shrug:

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passenger-nq In reply to PoisonLikeCandy [2010-03-14 22:04:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL - :lol: true. but i believe there are spots which are more painful than others

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PoisonLikeCandy In reply to passenger-nq [2010-03-14 22:07:29 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. Nod - :nod: I've had a needle in my spine Noes! - :noes:

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