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Nickshadow37
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[2013-02-13 10:15:50 +0000 UTC]
"hello sexies ;;;; ))))"
(Australia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 72; Deviations: 5; Watchers: 10
Watching: 73; Pageviews: 4893; Comments Made: 912; Friends: 73
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: me (nah, it's Haychel)Favorite movies: Mean Girls
Favorite TV shows: Kill La Kill, uh B99
Favorite bands / musical artists: Linkin Park, Paramore, Magni-Fi
Favorite books: Deltora Quest, hopefully Wings of Fire soon
Favorite writers: me again
Favorite games: Mass Effect, League of Legends, Apex Legends
Favorite gaming platform: PC master race
Tools of the Trade: deez nuts
Other Interests: ur mum ;;;; ))))
# About me
PokΓ©mon is love. PokΓ©mon is life.# Comments
Comments: 305
EARTH TO PERSON HERE I AM WRITING SOMETHING
K
BAII
AND I DID FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL 'WRITING'
And please, throw the letter away, shred it to pieces or hide it somewhere you will forget overtime
THANK YOU
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nope, i'm keeping it
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B-but it's too embarrassing!
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OH YEAH
THIS IS THE MAKE A GROUP LINKΒ makeagroup.deviantart.com/
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Woah, am I really that special that you made your tag line my name over and over?
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FJIHADSOUPAH;
YOU'RE HERE
WOAH
Was you on vacacation?
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Eheheheh, I've been trying to avoid dA for the heck of it. |D
But
I think I might be back.
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Are the children OK???? ;-;
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Um
I think they destroyed Mars
Flashback:
Nickjett: mua9weifbheuigohb80 (buuuuurp)
(Presses button shooting rocket at Mars, exploding it.)
Mimshadow: Oh noe, Nickjett!
Nickjett: iaronae?
Mimshadow: You missed Uranus
Nickjett: Β
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Oh. Well, that's good.
I was worried that they may have been sitting at home and playing video games like normal children.
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MIMMY?!
Don't say that!
They could be listening. If they are they might actually...
Play... You know...
Video games...
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*LE GASP*
U-um, kids... if you're listening... DON'T GO EAT PLUTO! *Winks to you*
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Oh Β
Also, don't eat the laxatives...
I know they're bad for you
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*Whispers: Good idea!*
Lastly, you were adopted.
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Yep, probably the best.
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Flashback
Me: (Finds Nickjett twerking)
Good job son! I'm so proud
Nickjett: fdkjahsfbutyijg buuuurp (falls to ground)Β
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Mimshadow: *Licking Nickjett seductively*
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I'M SO PROUD OF MY CHILDS
(Joins Mimshadow)
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I KNOW, RIGHT???
*Chews on Nickjett's hand*
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Nickjett: ASIJOBASHNR
Me: (Gets on Β wrecking ball)
I CAME IN LIKE A WREECK-
(Slams into family)
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*Is thrown off to Planet X-XX-420*
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Oh boi, where are we?
It's made of...
Stuff 'n thangs?
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It's the dankest planet. B^)
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Oh boi
Mountain dew
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN KIDS!
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Mimshadow: *Comes in with a giant suction-y-spacerocket....thing....*
Me: LET THE FEAT... BEGIN!
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YAAAHHH
(Grabs all the Doritos I can)
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Me: *Noms through the entire planet*
Mimshadow: *Sucks a whole lotta dortios and mountain dew*
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LOOK OUT
(Pushes you out of way, causing a noscope bullet to miss)
TAKE COVER
(Hands you a quickscope sniper)
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THANKS, M8.
*Takes quickscope sniper. Quickscopes Snoop Dogg*
Mimshadow: *Screams like a little kid for no apparent reason*
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SO MLG
(Puts on a fedora and tosses you some weed)
LETS DO THIS (Drinks mountain dew, taking out a noscope-quickscope sniper)
TAEK DIS U FGTS
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*Smokes weed everyday*
WOOOOO!
*Snipes mountain dew in a fedora*
But wait. Did you see that?
w has a triangle in it. The Illuminati.
EVERY WORD THAT HAS A W IN IT IS THE ILLUMINATI.
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3spooky5me
9/9 - IGN
(Explosion)
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Directed by Michael Bay.
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(HOOOOOONK)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP?!
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> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Nickshadow37 so much, I had all the merchandise and art
> I pray to Nickshadow37 every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Nickshadow37 is love" I say. "Nickshadow37 is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a meme
> I called him a dip
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its Nickshadow37
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to ear, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH SWAMP?!"
> He grabs me with his powerful internet hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Nickshadow37
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Nickshadow37
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Nickshadow37
> He honks a mighty honk as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Nickshadow37 looks straight in the eye and says, "Its all objection now"
> Nickshadow37 leaves through my window
> Nickshadow 37 is love. Nickshadow37 is life.
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