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MonkeyShrub ♂️ [10158530] [2009-04-05 07:07:34 +0000 UTC] "[Insert humourous statement]" (New Zealand)

# Statistics

Favourites: 41; Deviations: 17; Watchers: 7

Watching: 32; Pageviews: 5213; Comments Made: 485; Friends: 32

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: RyanMaiden XD
Favorite movies: Avatar.
Favorite writers: Robert Jordan.
Favorite games: Dragon age, mostly RPGs/RTS
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade: Backhands.
Other Interests: Drawing, drums, bass, moozic, movies, skiing, gaming etc etc.

# About me

Current Residence: Wellington, NZ
Favourite genre of music: Metal.
Favourite style of art: Manga/American fusion.
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: iPod, just because it's shiny.
Shell of choice: I don't get it.
Skin of choice: I still don't get it.
Favourite cartoon character: Good ol' Homer.
Personal Quote: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

# Comments

Comments: 131

Ultima395 [2014-02-03 17:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday to ya!

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Ultima395 [2013-02-04 02:54:50 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday to ya!

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Ultima395 [2012-02-03 18:05:31 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday to ya.

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MonkeyShrub In reply to Ultima395 [2012-02-05 06:29:11 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks very much only dA birthday wish I got <3

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Ultima395 In reply to MonkeyShrub [2012-02-06 22:01:20 +0000 UTC]

That's cause I love ya the most! And everyone deserves one dA bday wish.

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MilitaryMulle [2011-08-29 14:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey! New Icon, eh? Cool!

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MonkeyShrub In reply to MilitaryMulle [2011-08-30 04:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Heya Yeah, I had a sudden urge to get back in dA

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MilitaryMulle In reply to MonkeyShrub [2011-08-30 14:44:08 +0000 UTC]

I understand, dA is great, but some times you need a break form it!

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Ultima395 [2011-02-03 23:41:45 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday to ya. I hope you enjoy being the new age you are.

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RyanMaiden [2010-12-01 08:41:46 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Best fetish, or BEST fetish?

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RyanMaiden [2010-10-04 23:49:00 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Run this shit through a translator and prepare to have your mind blown.

And just so you know, Tot was the director of Wakfu.

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RyanMaiden [2010-09-24 03:10:46 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Here's one I can not only bear, but thoroughly enjoy.

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RyanMaiden [2010-08-08 08:22:12 +0000 UTC]

[link]

I'm lost for words. People actually read this.

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MonkeyShrub In reply to RyanMaiden [2010-08-10 11:42:40 +0000 UTC]

Sweet Jeseus, that is epic beyond all reason!

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RyanMaiden [2010-08-02 08:44:21 +0000 UTC]

[link]

I think this was it. Just click around and try find the tutorial, it's pretty uber to watch. There's also a link to this guys porn site, which might interest you.

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RyanMaiden In reply to RyanMaiden [2010-08-02 08:45:05 +0000 UTC]

He's on dA, too. [link]

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RyanMaiden [2010-06-28 06:24:02 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Think you might enjoy this.

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RyanMaiden [2010-06-22 10:23:54 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Read some more of this guys fanfics, they're fucking win.

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RyanMaiden [2010-06-09 04:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Prepare to be amazed:
[link]

Also, 2000th pageview ftw

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MonkeyShrub In reply to RyanMaiden [2010-06-09 04:29:10 +0000 UTC]

That is utterly supreme, his face makes the video XD

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RyanMaiden [2010-06-03 08:00:14 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Whaddaya think of this?

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RyanMaiden [2010-05-18 10:14:00 +0000 UTC]

Sexy cityscapes.

[link]

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RyanMaiden [2010-04-09 02:48:41 +0000 UTC]

[link]
You will explode.

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RyanMaiden [2010-04-06 22:39:14 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Kinda like DA, but all fantasy stuff. There's some good shit on there, might be worth a quick squiz.

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RyanMaiden [2010-04-02 00:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Here, have a llama! Also, wtf is up with everybodys avatars?

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RyanMaiden [2010-03-26 04:20:59 +0000 UTC]

[link]

MINDFUCK

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MangaRin [2010-02-02 20:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Its cool to be lazy sometimes.

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MilitaryMulle [2010-01-28 17:19:31 +0000 UTC]

did ya know that if you live in New zealand, then i'm at the oppesit site of the earth XD

funny, eh?

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RyanMaiden [2010-01-14 05:41:23 +0000 UTC]

[link] is in Japanese, but if you scroll down you'll find links to some summaries in English, most notably [link]

I'm off to be grumpy now.

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RyanMaiden [2010-01-02 21:58:22 +0000 UTC]

[link]

The holy grail of reference things

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RyanMaiden [2010-01-01 08:12:11 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Let the epicness commence!

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RyanMaiden [2009-11-28 07:29:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]

Scroll down to the pictures and look for the one with Alucard

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MonkeyShrub In reply to RyanMaiden [2009-11-28 07:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, that page is nothing but win. I would give so much to see Alucard rip Edward cullen to pieces, t'would be glorious!

/insta-join.

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RyanMaiden In reply to MonkeyShrub [2009-11-29 01:39:50 +0000 UTC]

It'd make an awesome spinoff episode

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RyanMaiden [2009-11-16 03:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Behold, the wonder that is British gamers!

[link]

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MonkeyShrub In reply to RyanMaiden [2009-11-16 03:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Woah, I could have sworn that was fake until he punched that wall and showed his hand...

Wow. That is really, really funny.

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RyanMaiden In reply to MonkeyShrub [2009-11-16 03:19:52 +0000 UTC]

I thought he was taking the piss, too. I almost fell off my chair when he punched the camera!

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Slimzbread [2009-11-16 00:22:32 +0000 UTC]

it seems that you and your little buddy like to stick together, go for it, if thats what you like to do.

some 15 year old boy from another country trying to telling me to how use proper english by saying "L2English"

?, how far you up his ass.
j/k
i really dont give a shit
now is that enough proper "L2English" for you , dick weed hahaha wanna be

go ask your mommy "when will it grow"
hahahahah
lmao at you!

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RyanMaiden In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 00:55:16 +0000 UTC]

Jesus Christ, you really do have too much time on your hands, don't you? Just because MonkeyShrub and myself look out for each other does not in any way mean that we are "up each others ass," as you put it. Not everybody has to conform to your little fetishes, dude.

I also find it quite amusing how you're flaming him for his poor English when you seem to lack the ability to apply basic grammar and punctuation to your own posts. It's pretty hard to take you seriously when your posts are riddled with errors. One or two, sure, but an entire post? It's an eyesore.

And another thing: America isn't the only English-speaking country in the world. The sooner you realise that, the better. You'd do well to know that other countries are fluent in English as well, so don't go around flaming others because they're from another country.

I'm sorry, but you fail. Deal with it.

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Slimzbread In reply to RyanMaiden [2009-11-16 01:04:11 +0000 UTC]

you started this shit
just by being yourself, a smartass

next time you go to say something
take the dick out of your mouth
and say something
"I'm sorry, but you fail. Deal with it
"I'm sorry"....this i all ready know.
"Deal with it"....keep your mouth shut next time and all will be good.

now go do what you will ,just do it somewhere else.

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MonkeyShrub In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 01:57:26 +0000 UTC]

He made a 3 word phrase, that was a tiny little joke, then you had to take to to his page. I believe it's your fault, buddy. Not only that, but you yourself have started making jokes on the same level of immaturity, if not lower.

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Slimzbread In reply to MonkeyShrub [2009-11-16 02:00:49 +0000 UTC]

just how far are you up his ass.

dude YOU better leave me alone

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MonkeyShrub In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 02:01:43 +0000 UTC]

Or what?

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RyanMaiden In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 01:19:00 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't make heads nor tails of that post. Care to try again, in English, this time?

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MonkeyShrub In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 00:41:30 +0000 UTC]

What's wrong with sticking together? It's called companionship, which I assume you experience very little of.

As for me being from a different country, I fail to see how that is at all relevant, I also find it funny how you're pointing out my saying "L2English" when you are also saying crap like "Lmao" and "j/k", hypocritical much?

I notice that you appear to be obsessed with penises, and the size of other men's penises, which you seem to be constantly assuming are small. Looks like you're compensating for something there, buddy. Maybe you need to be the one asking your mommy "when it will grow"

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Slimzbread In reply to MonkeyShrub [2009-11-16 00:56:53 +0000 UTC]

ha ha
you funny, more than one way, and thats cool with me
and
"Lmao" and "j/k" that was for your small mind to understand
and
dont you worry about my package
thats my ball sack and you will never get it
mom is dead
so
get off my dick
and fuck off

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MonkeyShrub In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 01:58:48 +0000 UTC]

My God, you truly are simply stupid.

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RyanMaiden In reply to Slimzbread [2009-11-16 01:26:49 +0000 UTC]

Woah, there. You're saying he can't comprehend "lmao" and "j/k" when you don't even seem to posess the ability to write? Hmm... There's definitely something wrong, there.

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RyanMaiden [2009-11-06 03:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Whoops, I meant [link]

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RyanMaiden [2009-11-06 03:09:43 +0000 UTC]

You've been tagged! [link]

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