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JonathanTEgbert ♂️ [32293719] [2014-08-10 00:27:49 +0000 UTC] "*eyebrow walrus*" (Canada)

# Statistics

Favourites: 532; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 19

Watching: 24; Pageviews: 2972; Comments Made: 182; Friends: 24

# About me

Your name is Jonathan Theodore L. Egbert but you prefer to be called John. You are slightly different from CANON JOHN because you're a LIFE PLAYER! You use emoticons alot more often and are from an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. You're kind of extremely HOMO, and you have a BOYFRIEND. He's the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER, anyone who says otherwise is lying.

His name is DAVID ELISABITH LORRAINE STRIDER(KNlGHT-OF-HEART ), but you call him DAVE. You have an annoying little brother who you call SOD(gobbkus ), but his name is actually OLIVER. Only your RED QUADRANT is filled as of now, but sometimes you think DAVE fills both red and pale quadrants. He's your BEST BRO as well as your LOVER. Lover is a really weird word, in your opinion. Your favorite color is BLUE and you have SO MANY SHIPS ITS FUCKING CRAY. You only have ONE OC right now, but youll probably make more soon!

You love talking to people and making new friends! You love to DRAW, WRITE and SKYPE DAVE OFTEN, too! Your best friend is MOH(lithiumlilac ), but her real name is MADISON. She gave you "the talk" and it was very, very thourgho. You SHARE a YouTube account with SoD. JESUS CHRIST DO YOU LOVE MUSIC. You love "SHITTY" MOVIES, ALMOST ALL SONGS and DAVE. You're a HUGE NERD. You're actually pretty smart despite the fact you do and say REALLY STUPID THINGS most of the time.

You CROSSDRESS OCASIONALLY and tend to OBSESS OVER MANY THINGS. Did I tell you about your LOVE OF WEBKINZ AND OTHER GIRLY CHILDRENS GAMES? No? Well, you FUCKING LOVE LITTLE GIRLS GAMES. Have you mentioned how much YOU LOVE DAVE? You have? Well, YOU REALLY REALLY DO none the less. Your chumhandle is eccentricBotanist, and you tend to use too many SHOUT POLLS like your sister.

if you want to talk about anything, just note me of comment on my profile! :B

# Comments

Comments: 61

lithiumlilac [2015-06-21 17:50:48 +0000 UTC]

your stamps give me life

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to lithiumlilac [2015-10-28 18:58:12 +0000 UTC]

huh?

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BardOfCactus [2014-09-08 05:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch, Cutie pie! Β 

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to BardOfCactus [2014-09-08 12:08:01 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome ^u^
youre one of ollies senpais, aren't you?

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BardOfCactus In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-09-09 03:12:59 +0000 UTC]

Β 
Yes, im one of them uvu*very surprise about that*, his a god damn cutie,
and you must be his """Annoying Big Brother""" :-P

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to BardOfCactus [2014-09-09 16:05:45 +0000 UTC]

i guess you could say that ^u^"
I try not to be annoying to anyone other then him though >///>

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BardOfCactus In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-09-10 19:09:48 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe yeah,
oooh do you bully/annoy him because you care about him~Β 
you so blushy >3< y?

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to BardOfCactus [2014-09-11 22:07:49 +0000 UTC]

I don't really bully him...at least I hope I don't ;n;

im sorry I just tend to blush a lot >///>
actually if you look at my keyboard the / key is worn down more then the others ^///^

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BardOfCactus In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-09-29 05:51:37 +0000 UTC]

XD no no, dont take it like that, you do it because you care

oh deary, no need to be sorry, its SUPER adorable! >3>

heheΒ */ intensifies*

(and sorry, about delaying, i Β hate when this happens, but...wow it just keeps happening, i will try responding as possible, i promise ;v;.

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bees-and-corn [2014-09-05 01:47:23 +0000 UTC]

i love ur webcam ok

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to bees-and-corn [2014-09-05 13:51:41 +0000 UTC]

otp

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bees-and-corn In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-09-05 14:13:40 +0000 UTC]

otp 4 lyf

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to bees-and-corn [2014-09-06 19:16:40 +0000 UTC]

yeas

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jsunny [2014-08-27 02:17:51 +0000 UTC]

thanks so much for the favorite!!! <3Β 

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to jsunny [2014-08-27 15:41:57 +0000 UTC]

youre welcome!! <3

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PonyCraftForever [2014-08-23 22:48:50 +0000 UTC]

u only got 19 watchers?

that unpossible!

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to PonyCraftForever [2014-08-24 00:28:10 +0000 UTC]

im not too good at art and ive only been on dA for about a week so *shrugs*

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PonyCraftForever In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-08-24 01:11:50 +0000 UTC]

but still 19 watchers
in about a week
its still a lot
btw you joined on the same day my anniversary was 0u0

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to PonyCraftForever [2014-08-24 21:52:19 +0000 UTC]

omg really?
I don't deserve anyΒ of my watchersΒ /)///(\ my boyfriend told a ton of people to watch me.

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PonyCraftForever In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-08-24 22:08:13 +0000 UTC]

yasss
oh hun don't say that
i got to your page a different way

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KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-23 06:30:33 +0000 UTC]

stop being cute






well actually dont stop i like it

ps im stalking you like legit

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-23 13:50:59 +0000 UTC]

bsufvnhoieurkhfiuaknsdΒ 


youre a dork <3

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KNlGHT-OF-HEART In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-08-23 22:24:37 +0000 UTC]

cjkgldfcv

<3

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-24 00:28:58 +0000 UTC]

I love you, you creeper <3

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KNlGHT-OF-HEART In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-08-25 15:27:00 +0000 UTC]

im the creep its me

<3

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-25 17:38:39 +0000 UTC]

but youre my creep <3

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KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-21 01:36:20 +0000 UTC]

baaabee <33

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-21 18:14:23 +0000 UTC]

baeee <33

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smilekeeper [2014-08-21 01:04:05 +0000 UTC]



Thank you for favoriting my "I Heart Butterflies" stamp! smilekeeper.deviantart.com/art…




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JonathanTEgbert In reply to smilekeeper [2014-08-21 18:14:01 +0000 UTC]

RAINBOWS AND SHINY
I LOVE THEM
YOURE WELCOME
EIUARHIEVWUKNR
RAINBOWS <333

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smilekeeper In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-08-25 04:06:52 +0000 UTC]

(:

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to smilekeeper [2014-09-04 21:06:08 +0000 UTC]

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satvr [2014-08-20 13:08:11 +0000 UTC]

ANGRY JOD IS ANGRY ABOUT THIS CNANON BREAKER HOW DARE YUO

jod's opinion not mien u r fab uwu

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to satvr [2014-08-20 18:01:58 +0000 UTC]

uh...thank you???? >///<

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Seabit [2014-08-20 01:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch!!

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to Seabit [2014-08-20 18:02:14 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome senpai!!

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Oliviadoingalltheart [2014-08-18 03:43:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the watch!Β 

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to Oliviadoingalltheart [2014-08-18 15:59:50 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome!!

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RobicTheEscapist [2014-08-17 21:28:27 +0000 UTC]

Hi John! Thank you very much for the watch!

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to RobicTheEscapist [2014-08-18 15:59:23 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome senpai!! :B

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KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-15 00:20:08 +0000 UTC]

JOOOOOOHNNNNN

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to KNlGHT-OF-HEART [2014-08-15 00:38:49 +0000 UTC]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

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UnusualFrosting [2014-08-14 00:13:00 +0000 UTC]

hai

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to UnusualFrosting [2014-08-14 00:13:49 +0000 UTC]

god damn it.

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cpriper [2014-08-12 02:55:44 +0000 UTC]

John, I think Dave got on youtube again.

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to cpriper [2014-08-12 13:10:07 +0000 UTC]

pft.

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BewitchingBard [2014-08-11 00:37:39 +0000 UTC]

DAVE WANTS TO FUCK YOU IN THE ARSE

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to BewitchingBard [2014-08-11 15:42:36 +0000 UTC]

uh...

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BewitchingBard In reply to JonathanTEgbert [2014-08-11 17:18:05 +0000 UTC]

ASK HIM IT IS TRUE

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JonathanTEgbert In reply to BewitchingBard [2014-08-11 17:52:59 +0000 UTC]

i did
i know its true
good god
>///<

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