Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-22 12:08:07 +0000 UTC]

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-23 02:19:54 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-23 08:54:20 +0000 UTC]

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-23 17:46:41 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-23 17:56:41 +0000 UTC]

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-23 17:59:13 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-23 18:52:48 +0000 UTC]

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-23 18:56:27 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-26 13:06:03 +0000 UTC]

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-26 16:55:17 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-26 23:28:30 +0000 UTC]

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-26 23:29:20 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-26 23:30:59 +0000 UTC]

yay for breakfast goodies

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-26 23:33:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't think tea is part of breakfast but ok!

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 00:18:51 +0000 UTC]

it is in England and as a result in 'er Royal Majesty's Colonies i' is

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 00:22:53 +0000 UTC]

who taught you how to spoke?

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 00:36:38 +0000 UTC]

the Queen good sir!

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 00:38:28 +0000 UTC]

madam you mean!

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 00:50:37 +0000 UTC]

pardon me madam, it would appear i was a bit off the mark when i addresed you as sir,and as a gentleman i ask your forgiveness

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 00:54:40 +0000 UTC]

hmm....sure...if you can answer me this question...

what is 2+2=?

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 01:01:30 +0000 UTC]

2+2= a small calibre firearm, usually a rifle. sorry thats a Gun joke. actually the answer depends upon what exactly you are adding.

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 01:02:29 +0000 UTC]

the answer is fish!

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 01:08:10 +0000 UTC]

damn guess i failed... but i can tell you a way that 2+2=1 and it'll make sense

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 01:08:35 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was 3

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 01:18:07 +0000 UTC]

well it could be,if you have astigmatism,or mental retardation :0

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 01:19:49 +0000 UTC]

yeah well ...its a planet

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 01:24:39 +0000 UTC]

and it has a population of Bazillions!

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-27 01:26:44 +0000 UTC]

yup yup yup :{D

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-27 02:07:11 +0000 UTC]

yup

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-28 03:51:55 +0000 UTC]

...yes!

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-28 21:54:43 +0000 UTC]

Si

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-28 23:07:13 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-29 03:00:33 +0000 UTC]

well...i'm not quite sure how to respond to that

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-29 03:05:24 +0000 UTC]

the appropriate response was

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-29 12:15:56 +0000 UTC]

well now that i know that *~(^c^)~*

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-30 03:38:28 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-30 23:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Sausage^5

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-08-30 23:20:05 +0000 UTC]

sausage?

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-08-31 17:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Sausage!

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-09-01 03:46:10 +0000 UTC]

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-09-01 13:47:55 +0000 UTC]

you know,sausages? meaty treats packed into animal casings and sold to the public? Sausage!

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-09-02 01:19:21 +0000 UTC]

yes I do....ok then...I'm a goldfish...hee-haw

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-09-03 13:28:46 +0000 UTC]

funny you should say that...i once had a goldfish,but for some unknown reason...he committed suicide or should i say 'sushi'-cide HAHAHAHAHAHA. im sorry but that was very not funny.it was true tho!

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-09-03 18:47:58 +0000 UTC]

heehe I thought it was funny! all you need is someone to slap they're nee and so a weird laugh...that what I do all every joke I hear...I don't know why

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-09-03 22:01:44 +0000 UTC]

yeah,everyone needs a portable hillbilly with a jug of moonshine and a rocking chair for those situations. and yeah i definitely understand the urge to do the knee slapping and weird laugh,god knows i've done it many a time myself. Hee Haw A-Hyuk

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-09-03 22:07:11 +0000 UTC]

I usually end my jokes that way to so at least there is something to laugh about

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-09-04 10:57:40 +0000 UTC]

thats a good fallback. usually my friends and i capitalize on an incredibly bad joke but simulating some form of self-deceasion. for example.

Guy A:Why did the banana get thrown away?
Guy B: I dunno,why?
Guy A: Because it was rotten obviously! hahaha
Guy B:...........Double fuuton Rasengan to self!(complete with a simple but graphic miming of the action)

so even if the joke is as bad as that banana one was,there is still something funny

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Darkness1213 In reply to Ishiho [2008-09-04 22:48:37 +0000 UTC]

well this is ares:

friend 1: why can't you play card in the jungle?

friend 2: ...why?

friend 1: cause theres to many cheetahs *slaps knee and laughs retarded*

it works even in:

friend 1: what part of the chicken has the most feathers?

friend 2: ....dunno

friend 1: the outside *slaps knee and does retarded laugh*

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Ishiho In reply to Darkness1213 [2008-09-05 03:23:35 +0000 UTC]

wow,if ever there were jokes in need of the knee slap attachment...those were them or they; depending on how YOU like your grammar.

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