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InvadorJessie
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[2011-06-25 20:55:10 +0000 UTC]
"Dude I am being super ceral."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 337; Deviations: 34; Watchers: 25
Watching: 290; Pageviews: 10375; Comments Made: 705; Friends: 290
# About me
Welcome to my profile pageI REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY LOVE:
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PARINGS THAT I APPROVE OF....
.....Slashers...
Freddy Krueger X Jason Voorhees
Chucky X Jigsaw
Hannibal Lector X Clarice
Chucky X Tiffany
Pinhead X Chatterer
Pinhead X Female
Chatterer X Butterball
....House. M.D....
Gregory House X James Wilson
.....Big Bang Theory...
Penny X Lenard
Raj X Wolawitz
Wolawitz X Bernadette
.....My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic....
Breaburn X Rarity
Derpy Hooves X Rainbow Dash
.....South Park....
Kenny X Craig
Kyle X Stan
Kenny X Kyle
Kenny X Style
Clyde X Craig
Kyle X Cartman
Tweek X Craig
.....Others......
Tony Stark(Iron Man) X Peter Parker(Spider Man)
Johnny Storm(The Human Torch) X Peter Parker(Spider Man)
Sherlock Holmes X Dr. John Watson
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, nudg-wanna-be, Fallen Lunar Angel, Rebecca.Has.Many.Incarnations, AnimeGirl1220, Katherine Jason Destler,InvadorJessie
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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
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~ --HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY--
I am the boy who never finished high school, because i got called a fag every day.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because i confided in my mother i was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who hold her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am not one of the lucky ones, i killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for 2 men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if i want to avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who isn't allowed to even visit the children i bore, nursed, and raised.
I am the woman who the court labeled an unfit mother because i now live with another woman.
I am the domestic violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because i grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to be the gym teacher until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT'S stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because i think i can be a better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the door to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; Love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my friends I'm gay, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."
--IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS!--
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (STAR the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
**I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
**I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
**I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
**I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
**I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
**I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
**I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
**I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
**I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
**I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
**I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
**Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
**I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
**I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
**I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
**I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
**I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
**I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
**I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
**I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
**I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
**I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
**I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
**I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
**My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
**I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
**I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
**I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Let's face it tho, we are kinda xD)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
**I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
**I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
**I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
**I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
**I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
**I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
**I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
**I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
**I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
**I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
**I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
**I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
**I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
**I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
**I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
**I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist. (I'm lucky I have friends to begin with in the first place.)
**I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
**I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
**I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
**I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
**I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease
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95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallopatorius, Maethorwen of Atlantis, PaddySnuffles, AnimeGirl1220, Phantoms and Angels,InvadorJessie
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# Comments
Comments: 114
You have a very great stuff in here. your works are sooooo fantastic!!!! I am a great fan of your art. I would probably share a new stunning song to you in return. [link]
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Welcome! And I love the Sherlock fic your writing! And thank you so much for making John deck Anderson.
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xD That was a very fun scene to write.
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thanks for the watch!
I hope, however, that you don't mind my slash... of chucky and andy... (looks around nervously xD)
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Sorry I asked such a stupid question =/ I was half asleep when I answered you and forgot who Andy was. Sorry for being stupid.
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hahah that's fine!
I'd forgotten what I had said, andyways XDD
haha! You are like me then! Even if somethings not my favorite pairing... I still like it if it's funny or cute XDD
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XD Dude I'm in love with Freddy and Jason, Mikey and Ghosty, Leatherface and Hannibal, you name it.
And even if I don't agree, I still don't mind. A what is it btw? I'd love to see some^^
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Would you still like the adoptable? Because I am getting different offers.
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if you would like to adopt the cats (the black and rainbow ones) thatll have to cost you 23 points
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Welcome and I love you adoptables. Especially the rave one. Its so cute
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Aww thank you C: :3
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you should be carefull adopting from~FluffehAdopts , she's stolen adopts before
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Thanks for the advice^^
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Welcome to Masters-of-Horror ! Enjoy our pit of madness
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i cant make your egg sorry ^^" things have came up. im returning your points now. sorry for the inconviennance.
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Its fine,and thanks for returning the points^^
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I almost finished your request! I hope you like it! I made it the best I could...
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I literally cant wait! And dont worry, Ive seen you other pieces of art work, and Im possitive it will be amazing.
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Really?! Aww thank you! Now I really have to make it great 
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Awww thank you
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