Fritz-again [2019-11-19 22:28:56 +0000 UTC]

                                             
      H A P P Y  B I R T H D A Y ! ! !        
                                             
 

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kotchiyuuki [2019-06-10 20:44:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch..  
♪～ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ(ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ(ﾉﾟ∀)ﾉ(ﾉﾟ)ヽ( )ﾉヽ(∀ﾟヽ)ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟヽ)ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ ﾋｬﾊﾊﾊ～♪

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ppgrainbow [2019-06-08 16:28:28 +0000 UTC]

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Pyon-no [2019-06-08 13:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the faves and watch~   

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carnesiel [2019-04-21 10:58:46 +0000 UTC]

sCREE BB HOW HAVE U BEEN I MISSED U!!!!!

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Shotobu [2019-04-19 17:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey Katharina! Thank you so much for faves and watch!

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Maryangel4 [2019-01-28 19:24:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav   

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J-Moto [2019-01-21 20:03:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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i-am-rik [2018-12-28 13:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Hi Katharina....
How u doing? U really improves a lot in 6 months....😊

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Grace-Zed [2018-12-10 13:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Hi. Thank you kindly for the watch. I appreciate it. 

Have a good day.   

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Keithzdarkside [2018-12-05 15:58:52 +0000 UTC]

love your work! I'm a 'watcher' now

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ZENChikuwa [2018-12-05 04:39:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the fave and the llama!!! I really appreciate it! <333

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Tehmpy [2018-12-03 14:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favs+watch! ♥

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icycreep [2018-11-25 09:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Ich liebe deine Farben in deinen Bildern, generell sind deine Bilder echt schön!! 
Vielen lieben Dank für die ganzen Fav`s und den Watch, ich fühl mich mega geehrt!!!! <3333

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RadianceStudio [2018-11-20 00:35:39 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday

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GreySparkle [2018-11-19 17:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Hey Katharina,

wo bist du nur???? wir vermissen dich .... ich hoffe du hast ein schönen Geburstag.  Meld dich doch mal ^^
Happy Birthday

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divadonna224 [2018-11-19 17:04:12 +0000 UTC]

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MadAssistant [2018-11-19 15:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!!! <3<3<3!!!

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LonesomeBookworm [2018-11-19 14:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! I hope you have a lovely day

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amanda4quah [2018-11-19 13:36:42 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!! Have a good one

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Fritz-again [2018-11-19 09:44:57 +0000 UTC]

                                          HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!
                 
                   
                   
                   
                 

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Gytrash01 [2018-11-19 09:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday

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EINsamer-wANDERER [2018-11-19 04:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Katharina.

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WildfireIllustration [2018-10-27 15:15:07 +0000 UTC]

hi! I was just wondering if you were open for art trades or collabs^^

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KaidokJ [2018-10-23 22:26:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 11 - Cruel a.k.a Solve for X

Kids today are always complaining about how hard mathematics is and “I’ll never use that in real life.” Well, that’s just hogwash. Back in my day, we did quantum factorial prestidigitation using only 3/7ths of a second hand abacus, which we shared between six and half students and one advanced potted turnip, all before breakfast. And then, once we were done, we asked teacher for geometric polyamorous substandard integers, just for fun. This was back before these fancy pants innovations like paper or finger counting. Back then if you wanted to calculate the statistical probability of surviving to sixth grade, you had to use your brain power and hope you carried the one. Those that didn’t, died, eventually, of old age, many, many years later. So take note youngsters, learn your numbers well. It could save your life.

#NotJustForNerds    

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 16: Angular a.k.a Will shatter on contact

While Leopold’s Impractical Armor Sets is no longer selling its relatively useless and oftentimes harmful defensive accoutrements, in its heyday, you could really pick up a bargain. They had a helmet made of a fine aged Gouda string cheese, which for health reasons, was completely inedible; a set of boots that consisted of two biodegradable plastic shopping bags strung together with recycled waxed twine, for the environmentally conscious adventurer; a cloak of completely bald, former circus weasels, which had been painstakingly trained to remain absolutely motionless until it rained, at which time it attacked the wearer; and a breast plate of wet diatomaceous earth, the application process of which involved standing outside while Leopold slapped you in the chest with handfuls of carefully selected grains of high quality mud. Personally, with stock like this, it’s kind of hard to understand how it all went wrong.

#OnePersonsTrash        

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 17: Swollen - Begin the Bloodletting

This is something that not a lot of people know, but I have a pathological fear of my own blood. Sure, it’s not that uncommon, nobody really likes to see it, but my aversion goes a little further than the norm. So great is my fear that I periodically need to drain my entire supply every three days or I start to go into paralysing states of nonsensical rambling. It’s not so bad, although admittedly, the process is quite complicated, involving a lot of opaque tubing and plastic bottles, so as to not risk any chance of seeing red. The final precaution is to apply an airtight, full face blindfold, just in case there is some accidental spillage. I realize this is a lot of work just so that I can manage my fear of the bright sticky stuff, and it does involved long periods of unconsciousness, but I think the cost outweighs the benefits. The only real downside that I can see is that my boss is seriously considering firing me for taking so many sick days, which sucks. I really like working at the abattoir. I know right, it’s the funniest thing. I don’t mind the sight of blood, as long it isn’t my own. It’s quite relaxing, actually.

#AsLongAsItsNotMine     

Thanks for the fav on Inktober 21: Drain - What the duck?

I realize that finding a duck in your shower seems like an unusual event, but by this point in my life, a duck would be a welcome change of pace. I’d certainly take a duck over a punk band of disaffected teenage chimpanzees. It wasn’t so much that they were in my shower, as it was the angst and cynical screeching they called music, blaring at full blast as they burst in. Of course anti-social chimps still beat having a matchstick sized alien armada declare war on your soap dish, mid wash. If I hadn’t been able to broker a peace treaty that satisfied both sides, things might have really gotten out of hand. But none of that compares to the time I was peacefully washing my hair when another dude just pulls back the curtain and steps in with me. Now, I’ve got nothing against two men showering together, everyone’s got their own way of doing things, but I was not really in the sharing kind of mood. Turns out, neither was he. First there was screaming, then yelling, then some really awkward naked glaring. Long story short, it was his shower. In an exhausted haze I’d accidentally stumbled into the wrong house and had managed to completely ignore the fact that I my key didn’t work, or that the furniture was different, and proceeded to take off all my clothes and jump in the shower. I guess that last one’s on me then…oh well.

-ObliviousHomeInvader       

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KaidokJ [2018-10-23 20:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the llama 

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? 

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and  this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.

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KaidokJ [2018-10-23 20:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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AcidicDoll [2018-10-23 19:54:48 +0000 UTC]

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Ruavell [2018-10-23 13:39:58 +0000 UTC]

  

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LidiaVives [2018-10-17 10:41:43 +0000 UTC]

Thx for the fav!! <3 

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HauntedAlhambra [2018-10-14 12:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot for faving! Have a nice day ^^

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Kaiyudento [2018-10-10 15:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fav!!

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