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[2007-08-23 18:13:25 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 383; Deviations: 26; Watchers: 38
Watching: 87; Pageviews: 20260; Comments Made: 1239; Friends: 87
# Interests
Favorite bands / musical artists: Anything that suites my tastes.Tools of the Trade: Magic Stick
# Comments
Comments: 361
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Mouse squeak Mouse
Mouse squeak Mouse[1]
Although you are, are, are a smartly dressed thief in love
You are a psychopath, and the best in the world
Once is good because you want to love
I want to look at your secret conversations
However, I don't know where you are
Electric mouse from an electric needle
But you are various things
You seem very sexy and stimulating
A little arrow quietly going, never to be caught
Darling, you also are not in a good mood this month
However, that face came out, pop![2]
Mouse squeak mouse
Hey, won't you teach me your secret techniques?
Mouse squeak mouse
Tonight ah!
Mouse squeak mouse
You stole my unchanged thing
Mouse squeak mouse
Hey, whisper to me about how to love you
Mouse squeak mouse
You're not unfriendly!
I want to know your plans
Mouse squeak mouse [x6] [1]
Electric thief in a flower thief
However, you are various things
You are charming in that way and fascinating
A thousand years ago, you were beautiful within
I wanted to see a montage of you, ideally
Mouse's goal is to steal the spotlight!![3]
Mouse squeak mouse
Hey, won't you teach me to like the mino type?[4]
Mouse squeak mouse
Tonight there's a diamond in the night sky, won't you steal it for me?
Mouse squeak mouse
Hey, lend me your ability, because I'm enchanted with how your sweet reputation grows[5]
Mouse squeak mouse
This isn't cute! I want to know all you thoroughly!!
Squeak squeak squeak
Squeak squeak squeak[1]
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kocham cie bardziej niz siebie
nie zasluguje na milosc ale chce ci ja dac
tak bardzo mi cie brakuje jak kawalka serca
kocham cie najbardziej na swiecie
i teraz nie wiem co robic
gdy nie mam cie w ramionach...
nie chce nic...
tylko ciebie!
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This is the situation: there's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle
watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles
of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,
saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep
(because of all the dancing). Then all leave....without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe,
skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her
belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in
front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood
in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the
dragon.
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front
of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead
body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass
for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could
never beat him,then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon
eats his body and the princessas dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
PROGRESIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The
dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the
princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes
he learned in the last year of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets
him enter. He steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle
in a beautiful pink color.
NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the
dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
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