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DoctorKitKat
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[2017-05-02 00:25:55 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 3148; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 178
Watching: 985; Pageviews: 11325; Comments Made: 1085; Friends: 985
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: mAnY pEoPlEFavorite books: Warriors
Favorite writers: Erin Hunter
# Comments
Comments: 308
Iβll call toe patrol
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TOO LATE ATE YOUR TOES <333
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Got rocks on my wrist, that shit you can't resist
Cash flow greater than the haters hating on my gyst
Riding in your face, looking like I found a damn genie
Wiling in my Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Ride so quick, you would think I'm Houdini
Been in the game since Namco
Bring it back, I'm fully gassed, yo
Vroom, vroom, in my brand new Lambo
Juiced up, and I don't give a damn, yo
Going 120, and that's my slowest
On a one-way lane, like Lois
Who's that? Superman's bitch
Wanna see what happens when I touch the Superman switch?
Ride with more peers than Morgan
Drive past bloggers that are walking
I taunt them, Matt Lees, can you see me?
Wiling in my Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Ride so quick, you would think I'm Houdini
I be at home on the Xbox
Lord of the Mics in the background, slewing MCs with dreadlocks
Snap that party, told this girl "come round"
Chick's long-tempered but her head top
She goes hard till my head drops
It's all eyes when we connect
Doggystyle and a Playboy bunny from downstairs, upstairs
Sound like a pet shop
Guys wanna hype on man
Call KSI, come yours and I'll put you in a headlock
I've been around since CoD 4
Search and Destroy hardcore G3 with a red dot
Haters get treated like a ho
You can tell them suck my dick and get lost
Paparazzi wanna take pics when I'm out with my son
You can all get headshots
This flow's like Formula One
Cause I use the track like DRS
Quickly boosting the PRS
She's going ape when I beat her chest
Bro, it's mad
You can tell Rihanna come see me
Might have to speed dial in that genie
JJ, lend me the Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Ride so quick, you would think I'm Houdini
When my Lambo on the track, fall back
When I'm riding at speed, get that neck crack
Blazing on the engine, everybody looking back
Like I'm shooting, gratata, got them going, "fuck that"
Raise the fucking doors, I said make it look
Like a fucking eagle, like I'm starting wars
Dictating with my V12 deagle, speeds ain't even legal
Scaring people, we ain't equal
Danny Glover ain't got shit on my motherfucking lethal weapon
Armageddon sounding when the man arrives
When we hype I come alive, like a 5 Alive
On the drive 21 years, smashing up the scene
And I keep on winning, like I'm Mr Charlie Sheen
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini
La-Lamborghini, La-Lamborghini
Ride so quick, you would think I'm Houdini
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this hurts my eyes
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Hello there! I'm here to tell you that glade has a few festive scents ready to be smelled. Would you like to sample some?
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fuck yeah
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Please choose one!
Sugarplum Fantasies
Nutcracker Delight
Enchanted Evergreens
Dancing Flowers
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Enchanted Evergreens sounds nice
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Good choice, merry christmas!
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*whispers* hey do you have a sona????Β
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*shouts* HELL YEAH BABEY
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SEND ME THE REF I NEED TO DRAW THEM ABZBJSJSK !!
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LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY PAGE LMAOΒ
WHERES THAT BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK OF YOURS I HAD FRAMED!! >;(
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OMG ILY!!!! πππ
SHIT I REMOVED IT FROM MY GALLERY ILL REPOST!!
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ILY2 !!!!! <33333Β
AA OKAYY !!! EVEN IF YOU WANT TO UPLOAD IT TO STASH THAN I CAN JUST USE IT FROM THERE BUT ANYTHING IS FINE JGGFDHDJKDK
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Jaapii Β !!
GOSH YOU'RE SO SWEET???
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AA THANKS !!!!! AWE YOU ARE TOOO <33333Β
I STILL LOVE THIS OMG YOUR ART IS GOALS !
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b. banana
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YOU!!!!!
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YOUMSTβDβVE < 33
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THEY DID SURGERY
ON
A
GRAPE????
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ILYSM!!!!! πππ
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this isnβt uber
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Kanye ππΎ swung open π the door πππ to the White House π π Oval Office π’π’π’ and saw Donald sitting at his desk with his head ππ down β¬β¬ looking at some papers. The sound πππ of the door ππ slamming against the wall made Donald look π up β "Kanye ππΎ!" He said "I thought you died while you were trying to keep the liberals from getting in the White House π !"
Donald got up ββ and pulled Kanye ππΎ into a passionate embrace "I missed you!"
Kanye ππΎ hugged him back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ "I missed you too Donny" he said.
"How π€ did you survive?" asked Donald
"They were strong πͺπͺπͺ, but I was faster stronger and better" Replied Kanye ππΎ.
Donald backed away and a single tear streamed down β¬β¬ his face πππ. Kanye ππΎ wiped the tear away and smiled. Donald smiled back β¬ οΈ and pulled Kanye ππΎ into a kiss ππ. Kanye ππΎ pulled away and said
"Donald! That's fucking π gay π³οΈβππ³οΈβπ nigga πππΏ!"
"Oh shit π© my bad π fam, no π£π£π£ homo" Replied Donald
"Oh ight" Said Kanye ππΎ, and they continued kissing πππ.
The kiss ππ began to get πππ deeper and the only thing being said is πΆ a couple π°π°π° "no π£π£π£ homo"s every once in a while to show πΊπΊπΊ that they don't fuck ππ¦π with that gay π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ shit π©.
Donny slipped a hand ππ into Kanye ππΎ's pants and muttered "No π£π£π£ homo bro πͺ" and began rubbing Kanye ππΎ's little yeezy ππ°.
Kanye ππΎ said "Bruh" and continued kissing ππ Donny.
Kanye ππΎ busted a whole nut π₯ and then it was Donny's turn. Kanye ππΎ got on ππ his knees and began sucking ππ¦ on π his first π₯π₯π₯ dick π. Nigga πππΏ sucked ππ¦ that shit π© like π a damn push β pop.
Donald lasted much longer than Kanye ππΎ did. After about 5 minutes of sucking ππ¦ Donald sprayed his freedom on ππ Kanye ππΎ's face ππ and lifted him up ββ and brought him to the master π bedroom.
Donald threw Kanye ππΎ on ππ the bed πππ and undressed while Kanye ππΎ did the same. Donald climbed on πππ top πΌπΌπΌ of Kanye ππΎ and nearly broke his back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ in the process
"Old π΄π΄ ass π nigga πππΏ" Said Kanye ππΎ.
Donald slapped Kanye ππΎ with the power ππ of car ππ going 300 miles per hour hitting a wall.
"Nigga πππΏ you lucky π€ we fucking π or else I'd really get ππ on π yo π ass π you peanut headass nigga πππΏ. Why π€ you look π like π one 1οΈβ£ of them light ππ skin niggas πππΏ with them light π ass π eyes π€©π€© but you black as fuck ππ¦π. You look π like πππ under the bed πππ nigga πππΏ. If I try and shoot π«π« yo π ass π the bullet finna come back β¬ οΈβ¬ οΈ out ππ and ask for a flashlight π¦π¦. When β° god said let there be light ππ yo π ass π was out ππ of town. Yo π ass π really look ππ like ππ a fuckin movie π¬π¬π¬ star βββ that never β made it to Hollywood. Nigga πππΏ mad π π π cuz he lost π³π³ relevance after 2010. Nigga πππΏ really mad π π cuz he dick π small. Don't make me get πππ on π yo π ass π again nigga πππΏ. Just cuz you said that shit π© imma fuck ππ¦π you and tell π£ yo π bitch πππ ass π wife nigga πππΏ."
Then he shoved his fat cock π into Kanye ππΎ's urethra. It hurt π€ but Kanye ππΎ loved it.
Donald reached to the nightstand and grabbed a whip and started whipping the shit π© out ππ of Kanye ππΎ. Kanye ππΎ screamed in pleasure.
Donald nutted into Kanye ππΎ's thickness, yelling "No π£ homo"as he did.
Kanye ππΎ kissed Donald and said the same. Then Donald put Kanye ππΎ on πππ his knees and was about to begin as he heard a knock at the door ππ
"Fuck ππ¦π it's Ivanka" He said and quickly put on π his clothes π and threw Kanye ππΎ out ππ the window.
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Kanye x Donald Trump is pretty hot
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