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CptNerditude
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[2013-11-17 02:08:11 +0000 UTC]
"Embrace your inner nerd!"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 433; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 3
Watching: 35; Pageviews: 3225; Comments Made: 464; Friends: 35
# Interests
Favorite movies: UHF, Monty Python and the Holy GrailFavorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Adventure Time
Favorite bands / musical artists: blink 182, Sum 41, They Might Be Giants
Favorite books: Atlus Shrugged, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Favorite writers: Ray Bradbury, Ayn Rand, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Favorite games: Any Nintendo game
Favorite gaming platform: Current: 3DS, Retro: Nintendo 64
Other Interests: Video games and daydreaming of what should but never will be
# About me
Why, hello, earth, wind, and beyond! My name is Sir Dorklaroy Nerditude II, but since you're my friend, you can just call me Captain Nerditude, or if you're feeling especially lazy, just Cpt. You lazy people and your three-letter words... but I digress.As you may or may not know, I am a super nerd. My whole life revolves around video games. I am especially a fan of anything Nintendo, Minecraft, or LittleBigPlanet. That's right, fool, get on mah level. :P
I, my children, am a Technomancer Captain rank. I hear you ask, "But, sir, what the fartsparkle is a Technomancer?" Well a better question would be, "Why the fronk don't you know?!" Seriously, what do they teach you kids in school these days?! How to be a dumb person?! Well, I guess I can fill you in on the details. A Technomancer is a person/animal/AI/vegetable who studies the arcane art of technology. I am working on becoming a Master Technomancer, which I shall attain when I defeat five other strong Technomancers and gain the ability to control technology with my mind. I'd go into more detail, but you and I both know you'd end up getting bored, going out to get drunk, and beating your wife... or at least the person you think is your wife in your drunken state. And neither of us wants that to happen.
So, yeah. That's about all I have to say about myself. You can go away now. Go on, shoo! I said get out of here! Get out! Stay away from me! Stop rubbing me like that! Go! Get out of my face before I call the cops! Someone help! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
... Ok... Everything's fine... Don't worry, I'm better now. You freaked me out and I guess I sort of overreacted. My bad, bro. But, seriously, get out. That's all I have to say.
# Comments
Comments: 2
No, thank you for creating such awesome work! :3
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