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Bad-People
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[2009-04-16 05:00:35 +0000 UTC]
"I Smell Dead People."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 809; Deviations: 272; Watchers: 80
Watching: 149; Pageviews: 37202; Comments Made: 3056; Friends: 149
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: FrezettaFavorite movies: Shane/Tora Tora Tora/The Chinese Connection/ Ong Bak/First Blood
Favorite bands / musical artists: CCR/Skynyrd
Favorite writers: Frost/Thomas/Morrell
Favorite games: Elder Scrolls (series)/FF7/Metal Gear(series)
Favorite gaming platform: PS2
Tools of the Trade: a pencil
Other Interests: Martial Arts/Naturalism(tracking ect.)
# About me
I love this place because it's such a huge collection of weird!@#$ing people.
Clubs I belong to.
Mecha-Mania
mecha-mania.deviantart.com/
Unseen-Artists-Guild
unseen-artists-guild.deviantarβ¦
CobraFanClub
cobrafanclub.deviantart.com/
GI-Joe-Fanclub
gi-joe-fanclub.deviantart.com/
Current Residence: USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: N/A
Print preference: N/A
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite photographer: N/A
Favourite style of art: American Comic
Operating System: Vista
MP3 player of choice: N/A
Shell of choice: N/A
Wallpaper of choice: N/A
Skin of choice: Human (delicious.)
Favourite cartoon character: Brock Sampson(The Venture Brothers) Hubert Farnsworth(Futurama)
Personal Quote: That's personal.
# Comments
Comments: 147
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. Itβs hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. Itβs kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevinβs official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (donβt ask), Iβve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here withΒ The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, andΒ this galleryΒ contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczNβ¦
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Thank you for the fine Camelidae
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Thanks. I'd almost forgotten myself.
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Nice art. Thanks for throwing a llama at me. 
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I'm from here, but I'm on drawception, I use the same name.
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No problem, I like good art I invite you to my galleryIf you like my work, watch me
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Thank you for the fave on "Sittin in the morning light"
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hi, can you please do me a small favor:
first off, read [link] This story!
And make them of the battle robots. In any style you prefer.
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What story would that be, it just takes me to your homepage.
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SOH ep3 Angels and Demons and giant robots is the name of the chapter!
Sorry about that. Usually it takes you straight to the thing.
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hey, yo! Happy birthday, mate! Wish u all the best!
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Thank you for the fave on "Japanese pot bath"
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