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[2014-10-26 01:53:55 +0000 UTC]
"We're...Vantastic!/...KANKRI NO."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 80; Deviations: 59; Watchers: 25
Watching: 7; Pageviews: 10714; Comments Made: 188; Friends: 7
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: WHAT/I'm s9rry what d9es this even mean.Favorite movies: ALL OF THE ROMCOMS/*Shrugs*
Favorite TV shows: NEITHER OF US WATCH TV THAT OFTEN/What Karkat said.
Favorite bands / musical artists: WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO FILL THIS OUT/Karkat calm d9wn
Favorite books: MOST ROMCOM BOOKS/Whatever I happen t99 stum6le up9n I guess.
Favorite writers: WHO GIVES A SHIT?/*Shrugs again* ((You guys suck at this))
Favorite games: WHATEVER RPG SOLLUX DRAGS ME INTO/I d9n't play vide9 games very 9ften
Favorite gaming platform: HUSKTOP/What Karkat said
Tools of the Trade: THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN/Karkat y9u're g9ing to 6reak the m9niter st9p shaking it 6ack and f9urth!!!//THIS IS STUPID
Other Interests: *HAS LEFT*//...Yeah ign9re all 9f this.
# Comments
Comments: 74
I just realzed, since the Signless (or Kantii in this AU if I remember correctly) and the Disciple (or whatever her name is in this AU), were like, in love, would that make the Disciple your mother and Nepeta and Muelin your sisters? Or is that still not how this would work?
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Has a suspicious person ever knocked on your door and asked either of you about your dad?
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((I Have a Question, well Sean does, again))
Sean: Group hug..? *On a Notepad* ;v;
((Sean:Β xxmoeyxx.deviantart.com/art/Seβ¦
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I dare kankri to hug Notria Β she needs it((what she looks like
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i dare you two to steal one of Equius' musclebeast portraits
the muscle-iest and sweatiest one you can find
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((Hey ^^ do you want a Cancer icon? uvu I'm making free icons ^^))
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(( Oh sure! Sounds delightful! Thanks!~ 
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Kankri, do you have, let's say....any red feelings for Cronus?
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Kankri, has anyone ever hurt Karkat? Emotionally or physically?
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*KARKAT JUMPS SLIGHTLY BEING STARTLED BY CURSOR SUDDENY SHOWING UP* HOLY SHI- OH ITS YOU. HI CURSOR.
*Kankri waves hell9* Hell9 Curs9r
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Heheh.Hey.Howareyouboth?
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I'm d9ing fine thank y9u. And h9w are y9u d9ing t9day?
WHAT KANKRI SAID.
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I'mdoingFiiiine.
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Well thats g99d t9 hear, if y9u weren't 6eing sarcastic that is. Given the fact that y9u said "fine" sec9nds l9nger than m9st w9uld unless 9f c9urse they were 6eing sarcastic.
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Itwasn'tsarcasm. *She smiled.*
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*Kankri smiles 6ack* Well thats g99d.
*KARKAT NODS NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW TO RESPOND*
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AndIscaredapuppetthingtoday.Iwentallcreepyonthem,thecreepymethatItoldyouaboutbefore....Yeaaah..
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W9w
WAIT A PUPPET THING? WHAT PUPPET THING...?
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JustaCreepypuppetfromaweirdPizzeriaIgotoeverydaytohavepizzaandstuff.
IcallhimPuppet.
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...I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THAT WEIRD HARLEQUIN GUY FROM FREDDY FAZBEARS.
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Eheh.
FreddyFazbear'sPizza.
Yes.
Hell,IcanscareanyanimatronicifI'mgoodenough.
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I w9uldn't nessicarly d9u6t that.
THOSE ANIMITRONICS ARE CREEPY AS ALL HELL, I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE FUCKING THINGS.
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Well,Ialmostgotstuffedinoneofthesuits,onemadeJUSTFORME.ITLOOKEDLIKEME....ASAGODDAMNCAT...
*She sighed.*Β
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HOLY SHIT.
...Well then.
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Yeah,HoweverIgotaway.
*She then showed them what her animatronic suit looked like.*Β fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/201β¦
Thisiswhatitlookslike....
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I will have t9 admit thats a ratherly nice design, 6ut still it must've 6een h9rrifying f9r that t9 have happened.
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Itwas,ConsideringitwasmyanimatronicfriendMartythatwasdoingit,Iwasthereafterhours...Andyeaah..
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Hell9 *Kankri waves respectfully*
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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I'macreepygirlnamedCursor,andyou?
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KARKAT VANTAS.
Kankri Vantas, its nice t9 meet y9u Curs9r. Since y9u adressed y9urself as creepy I guess its 9kay f9r me t9 agree with that statement? Anyways, what 6rings y9u here t9day?
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Well,Iwasbored,andIdecided,thatIwantedtocomehere.Dunnowhy,itwasjustsomewheretogo.
*She sighed a little.*Β
AndIamcreepy,Imeanlookatmyeyes.*She pointed to her eyes, which were covered in purple ducktape, in the shape of an x.*
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YEAH WE KINDA NOTICED THE TAPE OVER YOUR EYES, ITS PLAIN AS DAY.
Karkat, d9n't 6e rude. Anyways, Curs9r. If y9u d9n't mind me asking, why did y9u c9ver y9ur eyes with ducktape...?
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Yeaaaah.
*When she got asked the question,She twitched, she didn't like people asking her about it.* I-It'salongstory.A-Andplus,it..uh..wasn'tmewhodoneit..
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9h, well my ap9l9gies if I triggered y9u 6y asking y9u such a seemingly pers9nal questi9n.
WAIT SO SOMEBODY PUT DUCKTAPE OVER YOUR EYES? CAN YOU NOT TAKE THE DUCKTAPE OF OR...?
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Icantakeitoffsometimes.JustnotwhenI'mnearthecollective,orthey'dbeatmeup.
M-Mysondoneit,whenhekilledme.Hehadnochoice.HecouldeitherKillmesohelived,orhegotkilled.*She then shrugged.* Sohekilledmeandputthetapeonme,simpleasthat.
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WAIT YOU'RE DEAD?! *HIDES BEHIND KANKRI*
Karkat!
*WHISPERS* KANKRI YOU KNOW GHOSTY SHIT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF ME
Well this apparent "gh9st" seems friendly en9ugh. Karkat y9u are 6eing ratherly rude right n9w.
WHATEVER.
*Sighs* Y9u'll have t9 excuse my 6r9ther, he tends t9 flip 9ut quite 9ften. Als9 I am s9rry t9 hear such a thing had happened t9 y9u.
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It'salright...
However,Ididgetshotintheabodomenarea..*She pointed to that area, a bloody hole and blood stain was there.*
ButI'vehadagoodtimesincemydeath,gotafamily.AhusbandnamedHABIT,threekids,Jack,JessaandBeatrice.
AndKarkat,Tryandcalmdown..Please..
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9h well thats ratherly interesting *Kankri smiles, then turns t9 Karkat* And Karkat she is right y'kn9w, theres really n9thing t9 6e scared 9f.
*HE HESITATES FOR A MOMENT, BUT HE STEPS OUT FROM BEHIND KANKRI* R-RIGHT...SORRY.
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It'salright..*She sighed sightly, before smiling a little at Karkat.* I'mnotthatscary.ImightbewhenI'mpissedoff,butthat'sawholeotherstory.
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OH ALIRGHT. I'M USED TO DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHENEVER THEY GET SCARY CAUSE THEY'RE PISSED *HE MOTIONS TOWARDS KANKRI AND LOWERS HIS VOICE* ALONG WITH HIM THERES ALSO GAMZEE BUT Y'KNOW.
Wait what?
NOTHING.
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Wellthen.Youshouldn'tseemewhenI'mangry,myskinandhairturnblack,mytapeandmouthturnwhite,sometimesevenTENDRILSformfrommyback,aandhelldoesithurt...
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IIII'LL KEEP IT NOTED NOT TO PISS YOU OFF THEN.
And s9 will I.
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Itorturedalittlekid'sabusiveparentstheotherdaylikethat.
Thelittlekidwasmyfriend,shetoldmeaboutherparents,soIwentovertotheirhouse.
Andattackedthem.Iletthemgo,however,IsaidThatthecollective'swatchingthem.Iliedalittle,it'sjustmewhowatchesthem.
Iftheydaretodoanything,Iwon'tgivethemanotherchance.
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