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AskMalikBlishtar
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[2013-09-09 04:47:44 +0000 UTC]
"And also Fluffy."
(Japan)
# Statistics
Favourites: 36; Deviations: 15; Watchers: 61
Watching: 7; Pageviews: 5678; Comments Made: 745; Friends: 7
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: Kill Your Family! Kill Your Family! Kill Your Family! Kill Your Family!Favorite games: Duel Monsters, of course! Why would anyone have a different game listed?
Favorite gaming platform: Ones that involve the Shadow Realm are best.
Tools of the Trade: Change your name to Steve and I'll show you!
# About me
It is I! The evil Marik Ishtar! I am here to kick ass and answer questions! And I am all out of asses to kick, so really that just leaves the answering questions part. But if you know someone whose ass I should kick, I would be happy to do that for you. Especially if it is the Pharaoh.My hobbies include being very sexy! And also playing children's card games. Especially ones that involve killing people. Those are the best.
I live with my fellow partner in crime, Bakura! But you may call him 'Kitty' because his hair is so fluffy and also because it bothers the crap out of him. But he does have a tendency to stab anyone who bothers him so keep that in mind.
# Comments
Comments: 315
Marik! Have you ever considered being a pop star? you could have all the frigging kitties you wanted then!
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're loved
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hey bakura! you kill people right? so please explain to me why miley cyrus, justin bieber, one direction and the jonas brothers are still alive? could you possibly kill them for me? hold on *loads a gun* BANG BANG BANG! there we go i took care of the jonas brothers. can you do the rest?
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*Graps the gun and shoots in their bloody skulls Miley and Justin head and rip out their skulls and use a jackhammer to break there skulls into dust* There the deed is done.
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thank u. now i don't have to listen to anymore songs like wrecking ball in the future
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Indeed, gah. those songs just make my ears bleed
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yes! hold on *grabs baseball bat and starts wacking the dead bodies to relieve frustration. kicks JB in the balls fer good measure* ok im good now
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well that a new way to get frustration out.
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yeah. or i could do this *whips out flamethrower* BURN MOTHA FUCKAHS BURN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. ok im slightly less insane now
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Well your after all the Rapper of Gx series.
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Im the king of thieves and I bested the Egyptian gods .
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My other half is so evil it sent all my friends to the stars
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Im so evil, that me and marik made lady gaga parody's
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Ohhh your evil alright, evil as a kitten
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Aww the fluffy kitten wants to speak
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and your the annoying rapper nobody wants....(XD)
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pfft u couldn't even beat syrus
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Oh you mean that blue hair boy who always hiding in a trash can ..Let me point you out..*Points at a bloodytrashcan*
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Omg u killed him!............FINALLY THANK YOU!!!!!!
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I am the king of the largest empire ever to have existed! Beat that, frigs!
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wait who the fuck r u?
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I am Malik Blishtar! Also known as Pharaoh Sexyses!
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And also much sexier than you!
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It's only when I draw you that I notice the illegally sexual eye colour and what those gorgeous black markings do to emphasize their pretty lashes. I wanna bite your collar bones and ram my moiste tongue straight into your belly button. Hnnng... ♡
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Melvin's going to give you a good tight hug tonight. Then I'm going to take a photo of it and upload here. It may have to be censored. Mmm... delicious midnight hikari. ♥
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NO. NO NO NO. BAKURA AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE CENSORED AROUND HERE.
Still has yet to take Fluffy's virginity
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Worry not dear hikari.
I'll take it from the both of you. ♡
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Marik: NO! WE ARE NOT YOUR BITCHES.
Florence: Oh good GOD no. *paling* Marik(hikari), you, me, bed, NOW.
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you have been tagged by me! visit my page to check out what u have to do
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YOUR ICON IS AN ABOMINATION, HIKARI!
You are sleeping with the enemy!
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I needed an icon with both of us in it, since Bakura answers a lot too.
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It totally looks like Ryou anyway.
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It's definitely Florence.
Florence: ....Yes.
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All the words that I wanted to say to you are in a journal. And the only word that I can say to you is goodbye.
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malik I don't hate you where did you got that idea?
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