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# Statistics
Favourites: 44; Deviations: 2; Watchers: 7
Watching: 31; Pageviews: 3362; Comments Made: 1804; Friends: 31
# Interests
Favorite TV shows: The Big Bang Theory, NOVAFavorite books: Life of Pi, Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Favorite writers: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Favorite games: Haunting Grounds
# About me
Preferred pronoun is 'Your Majesty'.# Comments
Comments: 179
little-soka [2013-06-02 04:12:23 +0000 UTC]
Happy birthday!! I hope you had a wonderful day~!
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AlleMuffin In reply to little-soka [2013-06-25 04:31:31 +0000 UTC]
Oh my goodness thank you! Sorry I haven't been on much. :/
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little-soka In reply to AlleMuffin [2013-06-25 05:26:45 +0000 UTC]
You're very welcome! And no worries at all, I haven't been on much either ;u; I hope you had a wonderful birthday!
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AlleMuffin In reply to Ostara-Frost [2013-02-27 01:37:17 +0000 UTC]
Nae mentioning it, Hun! Your fics are great!
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Ostara-Frost In reply to AlleMuffin [2013-02-27 01:41:05 +0000 UTC]
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AskTheAbrahamics [2012-10-20 01:17:57 +0000 UTC]
CHRIS: Hello Alle! :3
((lol it's me Jakob Dailes aka AskAncientIsrael... I made another ask account...))
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AlleMuffin In reply to AskTheAbrahamics [2012-11-11 21:27:30 +0000 UTC]
I SWEAR TO GOD IM NOT A RA- Oh... Hi there.
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AskTheAbrahamics In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-11-11 21:59:45 +0000 UTC]
CHRIS: Um... wut... Oh, you musta seen Dad drunk! heheh, you shoulda seen the time he mistook me for a pillow. I coughed up feathers for a week.
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AlleMuffin In reply to AskTheAbrahamics [2012-11-18 22:35:32 +0000 UTC]
Your dad?
How are you still alive?
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AskTheAbrahamics In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-11-20 00:19:43 +0000 UTC]
He died only about 40 years after I was born.
You should see my brother Judah though. He was born in about 950BC.
He has terrible nightmares.
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AlleMuffin In reply to AskTheAbrahamics [2012-12-05 00:27:51 +0000 UTC]
About what?
*preparing self for stupid crap*
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AskTheAbrahamics In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-12-08 02:18:57 +0000 UTC]
JUDAH: I've seen things you can only imagine in your wildest fantasies
Terrible things
I've seen corpses charred and bleeding from burning
I've seen bodies hung by the hundreds from huge gallows
I've seen gassed children gasping as they breathe their last, fitful breath
I've seen my parents have sex
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AlleMuffin In reply to AskTheAbrahamics [2012-12-20 05:35:21 +0000 UTC]
WAITWAITWAIT. Your father and you mother... Procreating..?
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AskTheAbrahamics In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-12-22 22:54:47 +0000 UTC]
Yes.
How do you think I got here?
What, did you think my dad just imagined me into existence or something?
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AlleMuffin In reply to AskTheAbrahamics [2013-01-04 00:56:36 +0000 UTC]
*shudder* I hoped so.
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AskTheAbrahamics In reply to AlleMuffin [2013-01-06 19:43:00 +0000 UTC]
I'll have you know that I was born just like every other religion.
From their father, after he's spent countless years in captivity.
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AlleMuffin In reply to little-soka [2012-08-28 00:31:58 +0000 UTC]
God damnit I am fangirling in the library jesus-
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little-soka In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-28 01:18:38 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Sorry about that X) I fangirled in the library yesterday and I was a blushing horny mess after reading a Seme!EnglandxReader >///u///<
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AlleMuffin In reply to little-soka [2012-08-29 23:51:43 +0000 UTC]
I bet you started humping the computer or something.
Oh you crazy amazing fuck, you.
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little-soka In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-30 00:29:17 +0000 UTC]
Not quite XDDD People would've given me some looks
I've learned over the years to calm my inner fangirl and just poker face it XD
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AlleMuffin In reply to little-soka [2012-08-30 00:32:22 +0000 UTC]
Its funny when youre trying to tame your fangirl self.
Youre basically watching porn and youre just like
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little-soka In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-30 01:03:06 +0000 UTC]
And it's SO DIFFICULT sometimes to not squeel a loud "KYAA" or make a dying whale noise XD
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AlleMuffin In reply to little-soka [2012-09-10 22:52:31 +0000 UTC]
HNNNNNNNNNGNNGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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AlleMuffin In reply to little-soka [2012-09-10 23:34:15 +0000 UTC]
I am trying not to die from laughter-
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AlleMuffin In reply to maple-and-school [2012-08-17 00:41:07 +0000 UTC]
OMFG OMFG OMFG
OMG I MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH, JESUS.
*GOD DAMN DEATH HUG*
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maple-and-school In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-18 03:07:13 +0000 UTC]
(( @v@ i missed ya too-- and i can't ;-; my new america is ))
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AlleMuffin In reply to maple-and-school [2012-08-18 03:16:27 +0000 UTC]
(I MUST TALK TO HIM.
I LOVE YOU. *glomps and gets so excited and appears to be humping you
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maple-and-school In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-24 02:20:54 +0000 UTC]
DBHKHBQHJBAQ--*getting.....hug humped.* @u@ dafaq--))
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AlleMuffin In reply to maple-and-school [2012-08-28 00:39:53 +0000 UTC]
*NON SEXUAL INTERNET GASM* OH GOD YES.
ROUND TWO, BEBE. *slaps*
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maple-and-school In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-29 00:19:52 +0000 UTC]
QAQ BUTWHYYYYYYYYY))
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AlleMuffin In reply to maple-and-school [2012-08-29 23:44:29 +0000 UTC]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGYAAAAAAAAAAA! *humps*
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maple-and-school In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-09-07 00:06:28 +0000 UTC]
*Mathew is somehow in the midddle of this* @^@ eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--
((eue))
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AlleMuffin In reply to maple-and-school [2012-09-10 22:43:00 +0000 UTC]
HNNNNNAAAAHHHHHKLHSDIOGHUIHUISDNHUIORGDIUFGDOS:GUHSDJHFJVHISDUFGIHUDIWH
*GASMMMMM*
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AlleMuffin In reply to BodiesHitTheFLOOR [2012-08-12 09:59:08 +0000 UTC]
Of course, my lovely! You look like a great role player! Ah, do you mind if I talk to Al..?
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BodiesHitTheFLOOR In reply to AlleMuffin [2012-08-12 10:01:14 +0000 UTC]
((Oh thanks .//w//. And sure xD *shoves him in front of you* ))
FFF-- What the fuck?!?!?
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AlleMuffin In reply to BodiesHitTheFLOOR [2012-08-12 10:19:15 +0000 UTC]
*looks at him with large green eyes* Ello there~
*a large black rat sits on her shoulder; hisses at him and gives him a look that practically screams, 'I swear to god, if master allowed me to, I would tie you up, rip your earlobes off and shove them up your ass. Then, I would drown you in a fucking alkali bath.'*
(My rat isn't very nice. *puffs cheeks*
Oh, and if you didn't know- rats hisses arent within our hearing frequency level, therefore you cannot hear it. It just looks like they're trying to impress you with their pretty teeth.
)
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